LMAO Pics V Bad parenting leads to bad children. I hope you never have memes
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[QUOTE=SeymourGuado;49760625]Those aren't even spiders they are Harvestmen or Daddy Longlegs as they are also called. They are harmless and can't even bite you seeing they don't have fangs.[/QUOTE]
Personally, the fear I have from spiders, is not them biting me or doing any physical harm, but rather, sneaking onto my clothes, hair, or body and hame them be there, nesting within me or my home, and not being able to do anything about it since they are too small and once they start giving birth its over. Its irrational, I know, but things like tarantulas dont scare me since they´re so big that it´s impossilbe to miss them out of your sight.
[QUOTE=SeymourGuado;49760625]Those aren't even spiders they are Harvestmen or Daddy Longlegs as they are also called. They are harmless and can't even bite you seeing they don't have fangs.[/QUOTE]
My piss is also harmless and doesn't have fangs but you wouldn't want that shit raining down on your face either
[QUOTE=SeymourGuado;49760625]Those aren't even spiders they are Harvestmen or Daddy Longlegs as they are also called. They are harmless and can't even bite you seeing [B]they don't have fangs.[/B][/QUOTE]
Yes they do, they just lack the mandible strength to pierce human skin.
(From Reddit) Android Studio is savage
[img]http://i.imgur.com/y0NWDDz.png[/img]
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;49760680]Yes they do, they just lack the mandible strength to pierce human skin.[/QUOTE]
Assuming you're not joking this is a myth.
edit: maybe it's the poison thing I'm thinking of
[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;49760699]Assuming you're not joking this is a myth[/QUOTE]
[I]No.[/I] They have fangs, they just are in the form of small pincer type things rather than conventional fangs. They don't have the ability to break human skin, period. They completely lack venom glands and as such are literally harmless to humans in every way.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ieosAdL.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Megaket;49760126]I think we should all just calm down here and befriend all the spiders we see.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;jiGcGh5nj5A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiGcGh5nj5A[/video]
[QUOTE=Ctrl;49760676]Personally, the fear I have from spiders, is not them biting me or doing any physical harm, but rather, sneaking onto my clothes, hair, or body and hame them be there, nesting within me or my home, and not being able to do anything about it since they are too small and once they start giving birth its over. Its irrational, I know, but things like tarantulas dont scare me since they´re so big that it´s impossilbe to miss them out of your sight.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://deathbulge.com/images/comics/275.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=H4ngman;49760679]My piss is also harmless and doesn't have fangs but you wouldn't want that shit raining down on your face either[/QUOTE]
weeeeeelllll...
[QUOTE=Lunakrypt;49760889][IMG]http://deathbulge.com/images/comics/275.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
This happened to me once, though it was only one, but a fucking massive one. It sped into my trousers and I didn't see it leave.
[QUOTE=soullink;49760268][t]http://i.imgur.com/05mtIVU.jpg?1[/t][/QUOTE]
If my spiders could use a computer I would have them do all my programming so I could focus on art.
Even without computer literacy, I still fucking love those little guys though.
[img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/57428706f71f16b6b91526a085529d6a/tumblr_inline_o10agblXwj1qaq52j_540.png[/img]
[sp]It's funny cause it's true.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Lunakrypt;49760889][IMG]http://deathbulge.com/images/comics/275.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
From a webcomic I read, guy got covered in Spiders:
[t]http://www.wildelifecomic.com/comics/1454299271-184.jpg[/t]
Source is wildelifecomic.com, fun comic.
[QUOTE=QueenSasha24;49761068][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/57428706f71f16b6b91526a085529d6a/tumblr_inline_o10agblXwj1qaq52j_540.png[/img]
[sp]It's funny cause it's true.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Jake Sully, Neytiri, Dr Augustine
"I dissected a frog once."
What do I win
[QUOTE=Lunakrypt;49760889][IMG]http://deathbulge.com/images/comics/275.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Joke all you want, but whenever I take a shit or a piss, I always check under the toilet, under the toilet seat, the toilet lid, and the ceiling.
Stay safe!
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;49761088]Jake Sully, Neytiri, Dr Augustine
"I dissected a frog once."
What do I win[/QUOTE]
Avatar on Blu Ray
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;49761088]Jake Sully, Neytiri, Dr Augustine
"I dissected a frog once."
What do I win[/QUOTE]
If you've sat through Avatar, you've already lost.
[QUOTE=QueenSasha24;49761068][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/57428706f71f16b6b91526a085529d6a/tumblr_inline_o10agblXwj1qaq52j_540.png[/img]
[sp]It's funny cause it's true.[/sp][/QUOTE]
"You're not in Kansas anymore."
[editline]17th February 2016[/editline]
And I didn't even watch the movie.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;49761121]Avatar on Blu Ray[/QUOTE]
Avatar on VHS.
[QUOTE=mikester112;49761144]Avatar on VHS.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8059/8220601898_4cef1cd1a2_b.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=QueenSasha24;49761068][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/57428706f71f16b6b91526a085529d6a/tumblr_inline_o10agblXwj1qaq52j_540.png[/img]
[sp]It's funny cause it's true.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Thought this was about the Last Airbender film.
Content.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hoKqJlF.png[/img]
It's legit
[url]https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/699781763346800640[/url]
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;49761168][img]https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--qryjRRAb--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/gljscue9ljysgq56uvjn.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Here's the full video.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HBTeP22nkA[/media]
Jesus fucking Christ:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eagCrGi.jpg[/IMG]
