• The BP Oil Spill Thread
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Let's scoop it up with buckets and refine it! Yes, it's intentionally stupid, but I can dream...
Free market. :smug:
The South is pretty much fucked. So is BP.
[QUOTE=Wakka;22058814]The South is pretty much fucked. So is BP.[/QUOTE] Yeah, the tourism industry is getting hurt, A LOT. [url]http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/05/19/gulf.coast.tourism/index.html[/url] [quote]Complete coverage of Gulf Coast oil spill "And so we are devastated," she said. "People are canceling. They're not coming to the hotels. They're canceling, not coming to Florida. So we're in lock-down devastation."[/quote]
Can't you basically light it up?
When i saw all the brown shit i thought Miss.Sippi had diarrhea. She sips way to much coffee.
[QUOTE=TippZ;22058947]Can't you basically light it up?[/QUOTE] Right, that's a good idea, lets light up thousands of barrels of oil right on the shore. Might as well burn the entirety of Louisiana with it.
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;22058982]Right, that's a good idea, lets light up thousands of barrels of oil right on the shore. Might as well burn the entirety of Louisiana with it.[/QUOTE] Hey, it's just USA, no big deal :smug:
[QUOTE=TippZ;22058998]Hey, it's just USA, no big deal :smug:[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.ngoilgas.com/media/media-news/news-thumb/100209/haywardbp.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;22059004][img]http://www.ngoilgas.com/media/media-news/news-thumb/100209/haywardbp.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://erikraita.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/reinfeldt.jpg[/IMG] [editline]10:40AM[/editline] he told me to do it.
Why don't we just put the oil into our cars? Problem solved, and everyone wins. /Serious
[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;22059108]Why don't we just put the oil into our cars? Problem solved, and everyone wins. /Serious[/QUOTE] That's because some of us have motorcycles, you insensitive bastard! :black101: Seriously, though, if someone could make a filther to make the oil stick and the water pass through, that would be a pretty good idea.
[QUOTE=Vinze;22059168]That's because some of us have motorcycles, you insensitive bastard! :black101: Seriously, though, if someone could make a filther to make the oil stick and the water pass through, that would be a pretty good idea.[/QUOTE] Or while we're at it we could make ethyl ethanoate and make the sea smell of pears.
Put a shit load of hay in there. Problem solved. :golfclap:
[b]update[/b] livestream of the leak is on, but it's down atm due to traffic [url]http://globalwarming.house.gov/spillcam/[/url]
Let's nuke that shit.
[QUOTE=RedBlade2021;22071925]Let's nuke that shit.[/QUOTE] Stop being a fucking retard.
[url]http://www.ustream.tv/channel/1422836[/url] wheeeeeee oil, more oil!
BP is like Dr. Weird with that concrete dome fix they tried. GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD! CONCRETE! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrV_bQP_fY[/media]
Stupid British spilling oil in my Gulf.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;22057015] and they FINALLY managed to cover some of it, but more than 3,000 gallons are still leaking. [/QUOTE] Are you fucking dense? BP's most recent projections estimate that between 20,000 and 100,000 [b]BARRELS[/b] of oil are leaking per day (42 gallons per barrel) That leaves the best case scenario at 840,000 gallons a day although most scientists estimate that roughly 70,000 barrels (2.9million gallons) are flowing daily. Get your shit straight before making a thread
[QUOTE=KeenanM.;22060267]Put a shit load of hay in there. Problem solved. :golfclap:[/QUOTE] To much oil for the hay to be effective. Plus it would just wash up on shore and collect, oil would still be there. You would just have tons of hay and tons of oil on shore instead of just tons of oil. And the farmers will be pissed you took one of their most valuable resource and threw it in the gulf. [editline]09:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=RedBlade2021;22071925]Let's nuke that shit.[/QUOTE] No. Stop suggesting that. We are not the Soviet Union. How could you even think detonating a nuclear bomb in the worlds most active offshore oil field, and one of the US's main shrimp and fish farms. You don't need a damn nuke to collapse a wellhead.
I live directly on East Coast Florida, smelled like someone was burning crayons everywhere yesterday.
[QUOTE=Willie Nelson;22074611]Stupid British spilling oil in my Gulf.[/QUOTE] Holy shit. I can now only think of this as the Gulf Oil Party.
Holy shit, first 4 people to post in the thread are banned.
We need to stop this thing before to much of it gets into the loop current. If it gets there it's not unreasonable to say it will make it's way to the northern Atlantic, and perhaps, in the worst case scenario, Europe. Hitting every beach on the way. Bravo BP, Bravo. I hope you get sued into bankruptcy.
[QUOTE=Jrod Jones;22074739]Are you fucking dense? BP's most recent projections estimate that between 20,000 and 100,000 [b]BARRELS[/b] of oil are leaking per day (42 gallons per barrel) That leaves the best case scenario at 840,000 gallons a day although most scientists estimate that roughly 70,000 barrels (2.9million gallons) are flowing daily. Get your shit straight before making a thread[/QUOTE] 20,000+ barrels is still more than 3,000 gallons. my logic trumps yours e-thug
build a time machine, prevent leak before it happens problem solved :buddy:
[img]http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r302/jrios68/time_paradox_animated.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Furioso;22076160]build a time machine, prevent leak before it happens problem solved :buddy:[/QUOTE] but wait, we wouldn't be talking about this if that happened, because going back means there's no reason to make a machine so you cant go back to go forward to go back....:psyboom:
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