• Raimo's Hard Life [Interactive]
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Yes, then take a leak in the container.
A wild bear appears! Enter a pokemon style battle with said bear.
A real Finn's morning always begins with a sip of moonshine, in fact.. with half a bottle. Hilarity shall ensue as Raimo treks through the woods carrying a cocked shotgun towards his neighbor's torppa, who infact owes Raimo two bags of ruisleipä, and keeps Raimo's moonshine pan as hostage!
Two bags of ryebread, you mean.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/zaau7T.png[/img] As a reflex you drink the moonshine after you've woke up. [I][B]WHOOSSHHH[/B][/I] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/MAxJ30.png[/img] The last thing you remember was that you took a leak in the moonshine bottle... It seems like you're not hungry anymore. Gongratulations! You now know what piss tastes like! [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/pSFSRA.png[/img]
Mentally berate yourself for not taking the rifle on a rack in the shed and grabbing the comparatively useless pitchfork, then keep moving in the hopes of finding something interesting.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/to5zkx.png[/img] You pick up the pitchfork and continue exploring the forest. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/fjHBJH.png[/img] You see a man in the distance who seems to be very drunk.
It's you from the future! Create a clever disguise out of mud and forest floor to avoid recognition.
It's you from the past! Remind yourself to not piss in the bottles. Then share a drink.
[QUOTE=imadaman;31325442]It's you from the past! Remind yourself to not piss in the bottles. Then share a drink.[/QUOTE] This, but piss in the bottle afterward [editline]25th July 2011[/editline] Wait, no, that won't work. You already did that in the past. Scrap that.
You think that it's you from the past considering that you both seem to share the same drinking habits. You then quickly create a clever disguise out of mud and forest floor to avoid recognition and remind your past-self to not to piss in the bottle. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/bERUuf.png[/img] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/LMwHr0.png[/img] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/c55Jv9.png[/img] [b]Drunken person rushes at you![/b]
It's Santa! Block the axe (???) with your pitchfork, grab him by the beard and make him your pet
Vomit on him.
Discover that the piss you drank in the morning has given you a magical dragon breath. [B]BURN THE SANTA[/B]
Block the axe he's swinging for your groin with the pitchfork, then whack him in the face with the blunt end.
I'll upload the images one at a time and you can then decide what move Raimo should do next. If no one posts in a couple of minutes I'll continue the fight like I want to. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/2eOhLg.png[/img] You completely block the attack! [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/lNfWFp.png[/img] He grabs you by the waist and tries to push you down! It seems that you are going to fall down with him any second now...
you realize by now that this is certainly not you from the future; you're far too young and too beautiful. Hit his skull with the blunt end of your pitchfork and knee him in the chest or gut , since he lost his axe.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/uSH6c2.png[/img] You smack the drunken person to the back and then kick him in the head with your knee. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/qGFMRZ.png[/img] It seems that you hit him in the eye. He seems to be defenseless and lying on the ground, moaning.
See if he still has any booze left
[QUOTE=esalaka;31345770]See if he still has any booze left[/QUOTE] Doesn't seem to.
Insult him for attacking you, then flee the scene for a place with hopefully less axe-wielding maniacs
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/VWiunu.png[/img] You insult the man as best as you can and flee from the scene. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/mh7iU2.png[/img] Woah, that fight sure made you thirsty! You wander in the woods for a while until you come across a homestead [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/4g6qVm.png[/img]
Go back and get your bag and see what's in it.
[QUOTE=Chancebond;31351097]Go back and get your bag and see what's in it.[/QUOTE] What? It seems that you have lost your bag and cant find it anywhere near you.
[QUOTE=juGGa;31351135]What? It seems that you have lost your bag and cant find it anywhere near you.[/QUOTE] Oh, then investigate the homestead.
Flex your muscles and pat yourself on the back for fighting off an axe wielding maniac with a pitchfork. Investigate homestead in the hopes of finding a drink and a lack of drunk hobos with axes.
[QUOTE=Hampants;31351885]Flex your muscles and pat yourself on the back for fighting off an axe wielding maniac with a pitchfork. Investigate homestead in the hopes of finding a drink and a lack of drunk hobos with axes.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but not today. (gotta watch some boardwalk empire) In the mean time enjoy this pic [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/kjoOyp.png[/img]
Unfortunately you don't know how to flex your muscles. But you give a pat on the back and head to the homestead. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/3GPEp0.png[/img] You open the door and carefully peek inside. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/MlOllF.png[/img] It seems like no one is home or the room is full of axe maniacs but it's so fucking dark that you cant see them.
Try fixing their door to be kind.
Light a match and try to see what's in the room.
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