• How religion (and blasphemy) is giving me problems
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No the priests dead, no ones gonna fuck with you. Or set them on fire, it all accomplishes the same thing. Or you could just you know, tell them to get fucked and leave.
Just say you're an atheist. The thing is though, atheists mostly don't do satanic stuff. Some do to mock religion, but I don't go around public places shouting 666 or "heil satan". You and your friends should also stop with the satanic shit (if you didn't already), it's stupid. Besides it makes Christians think even more that atheists are actually Satanists.
My point being, every out you think of would just be interpreted (firefox corrected my misspelling as interpenetrated what the christ) as TEH DEVILZ! "Leave me alone, I thought this through and I became an atheist because it only seems logical" *beat* "Go fuck yourselves and leave me alone" *beat* (*punches priest*) *beatbeatbeat*
You are the kind of person that give atheists a bad name.
U so tuff and edgy OP.:downs:
Tell them that you're Atheist. Explain it to them by saying that while your being Atheist may offend them, it's not up to them, and if they're really going to try and enforce their religious principals then forcing you to say you're Catholic would put them and yourself in a Catch 22 situation- If you're atheist then you don't believe in God (which is blasphemy if I remember correctly), but if you lie you're not just lying to yourself, you're lying to God and them, so it would be just as wrong. The goal in this argument is to turn their own firepower back at them. I hope that made remote sense.
Lie this time. Tell you wrote it in a bad mood when things weren't that great in your life. You are still a bit young so they might buy it. Reveal to them you are an atheist a bit later when things go silent again. But if they are a bit too radical, maybe wait until you live on your own(which would suck, could be a while).
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[QUOTE=Crimor;23514728]You are the kind of person that give atheists a bad name.[/QUOTE] kids do dumbshit in school get over it. [editline]08:56AM[/editline] [QUOTE=AnalisMorisette;23514734]U so tuff and edgy OP.:downs:[/QUOTE] What the fuck? Did you even read the fucking thread? He obviously realizes that it was in bad taste, but the punishment doesn't fit the crime. Get off your high horse, you probably did shit in school too when you were bored.
[QUOTE=bravehat;23514142]Grow a pair of stones and tell them you looked at evidence and don't believe in a god, sit down calmly explain to them why you feel that way and hope you can see it from your point of view and admit that you were being fucking retarded, just cause you're an atheist doesn't mean you have to start writing shit like "Hurp durp jesus in acid rain hurpy durpy derrr"[/QUOTE] My mum nearly crashed the car when I politely informed her on my beliefs. She is barely christian. Probably not a good idea to tell them OP. And open minded Christians do not exist. Period. One at school wanted to know why I am atheist, and I can't tell some random the true reason, so I proceeded to tell him about the hypocrisy if it, and how the books of the bible were picked based on popular reading at the time the bible was compiled. I also asked "if god forgives and loves everyone, howcan he allow such suffering"? Then I asked why he would sacrifice his son to get rid of a punishment that he forced on us. And where is my Eden? Before all this, I made him promise he would listen and respect my beliefs. The little bastard spent the next week trying to shove it done my throat with things like "I don't know who created that sign there, but it doesn't matter, it's there. And evolution is true in a way, the components have slowly been guided together over millions of years." from what I have seen on the news and people my parents know, they are all like this to an extent. Some like WBC are much more so than others.
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23514698]My point being, every out you think of would just be interpreted (firefox corrected my misspelling as interpenetrated what the christ) as TEH DEVILZ! "Leave me alone, I thought this through and I became an atheist because it only seems logical" *beat* "Go fuck yourselves and leave me alone" *beat* (*punches priest*) *beatbeatbeat*[/QUOTE] Then give them a pre emptive beating and tell them god told you to do it because your dad wasn't a true christian and having an affair or something. And it should work if they believe in miracles because you can't prove he didn't contact OP and if they challenge it then he can guilt trip em by saying they were bad catholics who refused to witness a miracle in front of them because of their prejudice against them because he has been having a little trouble at school. It's fool proof depending how gullible they are.
[QUOTE=bravehat;23514881]Then give them a pre emptive beating and tell them god told you to do it because your dad wasn't a true christian and having an affair or something. And it should work if they believe in miracles because you can't prove he didn't contact OP and if they challenge it then he can guilt trip em by saying they were bad catholics who refused to witness a miracle in front of them because of their prejudice against them because he has been having a little trouble at school. It's fool proof depending how gullible they are.[/QUOTE] That might work, as long as you invoke some saints while doing it, and maybe poke your palms a little, get some stigmata goin
Could use the example of St. Moses, was a pirate and then became a monk in egypt and defended his monastery while it was under attack by pirates or bandits or some shit.
Your fucked now.
[QUOTE=ryd00d;23515734]Your fucked now.[/QUOTE] Bad spelling or dumb, hmmmm.
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23514468]Actual exorcisms are a tad different than The Exorcist. Being abused and screamed at by friends and family for hours on end trying to beat/chase out some non-existent devil isn't a laughing matter ... :colbert:[/QUOTE] I dunno might be funny when you just get fed up with their shit and punch them for being idiots.
Jesus christ just stand up for yourself and say that you are an atheist to them. Just say what really happened with your "curses" and how it all ended like this. Don't try to lie through your teeth. It's going to make matters worse and won't solve anything. At all. There's nothing wrong with not believing that a god exists.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;23516192]Jesus christ just stand up for yourself and say that you are an atheist to them. Just say what really happened with your "curses" and how it all ended like this. Don't try to lie through your teeth. It's going to make matters worse and won't solve anything. At all.[/QUOTE] Knowing his parents, if he told him that he were an atheist. Oh shit...
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;23516222]Knowing his parents, if he told him that he were an atheist. Oh shit...[/QUOTE] Well then they're bad parents and should be fucking ashamed of themselves if they disown him due to lack of belief.
Be Agnostic. Whatever awaits you in afterlife, you cannot grasp it as human.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;23516250]Well then they're bad parents and should be fucking ashamed of themselves if they disown him due to lack of belief.[/QUOTE] Yeah but that's the thing they won't give a shit. [editline]03:56PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Str4t0s;23516296]Be Agnostic. Whatever awaits you in afterlife, you cannot grasp it as human.[/QUOTE] I fucking hate Pascals Wager, fucking outright cowardice and doesn't do shit for you cause an omnipotent god would know you don't actually believe in him so send you to hell or the underworld anyway. It's a moot and retarded argument.
tell the school manager what the hell is he going to do
If you come out as atheist, you're going to look like one of those "lol fuck religion dumbass christians" atheists that everyone hates.
[QUOTE=SupahVee;23513936]--- Originally sent as an anonymous confession, but felt like it deserved more attention. Bonus fourth option: if my parents ever say stuff about the piece of paper again I tell them I wrote it in a bad moment of my life where I thought there was no god, but then after a while realized I've been stupid and that I'm very sorry for it and I was too scared to tell them at the beginning. I'm sorry blah blah[/QUOTE] burn the evidence tell your parents your atheist
What kind of catholic school do you go to OP? I go to a holy cross school in california, and it seems to be quite the opposite of your school. We have the occasional atheist, buddhist, hindu, etc. Although my school is a catholic one, it's like they're trying to convert to any religion but christianity. This mainly happens in theology class. In theology, about midway through the year, we started learning about the jews, christianity, and how they both started. At the same time, we were learning about the different types of religion, and had class exercises such as debating the existence of God. Through this catholic theology class, I've learned to question my religion. It just seems like all religions are bullshit. Humans have limited minds, but we want to know more. We turn to religion to get answers. We also turn to religion for hope, whether to get through a tough time, or to not fear death, and even have a false hope in the afterlife. To add to that, people also turn to religion to have a purpose in life (we aren't here just because of science). I don't know whether or not to believe in God; I definitely question his existence. I've been raised christian, so I can't shake the belief there is a God. But there's too much evidence that there isn't. (Didn't make all my points, I don't feel like typing anymore) tl;dr my catholic school is opposite of op's, makes religion look stupid.
Burn bibles and stay the hell away from religion. it's the worst thing ever to happen EVER in this world and will only get you killed.
OP: no offense to your family, but they are fuckin' bananas if i were you, i'd disregard what most people said in this thread and DO NOT come out as an atheist do it if you really have to when you're an adult and out of the house. if you are living under their roof they'll see your atheism as a failure on their part and try even harder to make you believe in the holy spirit shit, the things you say they do - i wouldn't be surprised if they get you a fucking exorcism it's not that hard bro, just continue pretending you believe in god. life will be a lot easier.
I'm Catholic. :saddowns:
Turn to left-hand Satanism. Praise Abbadon!
I was raised Catholic, and if there's anything about Catholics that you shouldn't fuck with, it's their religion. They will be PISSED if you come out as an atheist. Just keep it on the downlow for now and hope they don't do anything. Be smart, destroy evidence when possible, and for fuck's sake, DON'T TELL THEM YOU'RE ATHEIST.
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