• How religion (and blasphemy) is giving me problems
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To be honest you and your friends sound like pricks. You don't just rip pages out of books for fun; no matter what you think of them. You knew what you were doing.
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;23522007]OP: no offense to your family, but they are fuckin' bananas if i were you, i'd disregard what most people said in this thread and DO NOT come out as an atheist do it if you really have to when you're an adult and out of the house. if you are living under their roof they'll see your atheism as a failure on their part and try even harder to make you believe in the holy spirit shit, the things you say they do - i wouldn't be surprised if they get you a fucking exorcism it's not that hard bro, just continue pretending you believe in god. life will be a lot easier.[/QUOTE] Should I go with the "I had a brief moment where I didn't believe in god I'm sorry now I understand blahblah" ?
this thread and its arguments are mostly so stupid they make my head hurt why is it that we can't have a nice religion discussion here?
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[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Luther46c.jpg[/img] Problem, Catholicism?
[QUOTE=bravehat;23514142]"Hurp durp jesus in acid rain hurpy durpy derrr"[/QUOTE] All that was necessary though.
[QUOTE=SupahVee;23514195]True we didn't have to write that stuff. It was just for shits n' giggles. I would tell them the truth but they wouldn't understand. They're close minded. Seriously. They believe that the devil can enter in people's souls and make them do bad things. They believe that holy water has MAGICAL POWERS so they pour it every-fucking-where. Everywhere, I'm not shitting you. My house is full of pictures of Jesus and Holy Mary. I have about 6 pictures in the wall right behind my monitor, then more behind me and at my sides. One of my family member walks around the house with a book of prayers ALL THE FUCKING DAY. When they see that something bad happened on TV they say "WE SHOULD PRAY FOR THEM!". Once there was heavy rain and the house was a little damaged, so some water got in the walls. A face-like figure appeared (because of the water) and they were like "IT'S JESUS TAKE PHOTOS FAST!". :([/QUOTE] Oh man. Oh God. Oh GOD DAMN. Lol I feel sorry for you.
[QUOTE=bravehat;23514425]Why not, it would be pretty funny to have holy water thrown at you and some priest shout "the power of christ compels thee!" at you and you just writhe around in pain for a few seconds then get up and get a towle and dry off and just say "stop doing that you're just being retarded now" :colbert:[/QUOTE] why was this banned its true [editline]07:59PM[/editline] you know you really need to just tell your parents that you are what you are it is better than pretending to be something you are not i used to be a catholic then i found myself in a position where i was starving and needed help so i asked the church instead of helping they simply said you need to get right with god yeah like that would magicly stop my suffering please now im an atheist smartest thing i ever did [editline]08:07PM[/editline] i read some of the other posts to you say they woudnt uderstand the fact is that that doesnt really matter you have to believe what you believe hell its your constatotional right
Become and extremist, then they cannot question you because your answers come from god.
Kid's do stupid shit, it's normal. Just tell your parents your an atheist. It sounds tough when your parents are crazy catholics like that but, if your parents smite you for it then they aren't doing their job as a parent. Try to sit down and talk about it with your dad usually they are the best to talk with about stuff like this, because they understand it much more. After saying this the days will be a bit weird no doubt. Just get it off your chest. If your parents were actually to tell the school manager than I feel bad for you, but it would be better to go to a public school than having to deal with this.
[QUOTE=SupahVee;23514195]True we didn't have to write that stuff. It was just for shits n' giggles. I would tell them the truth but they wouldn't understand. They're close minded. Seriously. They believe that the devil can enter in people's souls and make them do bad things. They believe that holy water has MAGICAL POWERS so they pour it every-fucking-where. Everywhere, I'm not shitting you. My house is full of pictures of Jesus and Holy Mary. I have about 6 pictures in the wall right behind my monitor, then more behind me and at my sides. One of my family member walks around the house with a book of prayers ALL THE FUCKING DAY. When they see that something bad happened on TV they say "WE SHOULD PRAY FOR THEM!". Once there was heavy rain and the house was a little damaged, so some water got in the walls. A face-like figure appeared (because of the water) and they were like "IT'S JESUS TAKE PHOTOS FAST!". :([/QUOTE] Hey hey hey, holy water has very miraculous powers. Pump that shit into a super soaker and you're ready to go vampire hunting.
Tell them you're atheist, and if they say you're ignorant for not believing in god, tell them that they're ignorant for the fact that they disregard the other gods that may or may not exist that other people believe in.
Why would your parents [I]want[/I] to take evidence like that to your school principal/whatever he is? Also, just destroy the paper.
Wow your the dumbasses that give Athiests a bad name
[QUOTE=SupahVee;23522718]Should I go with the "I had a brief moment where I didn't believe in god I'm sorry now I understand blahblah" ?[/QUOTE] Come out no matter how catholic your parents are, just say something about Jesus' message of respect for everyone.
Just say this. I contest we are both atheists, I just believe in one less god than you.
I found the piece of paper. I don't know what to do with it. It's in the book of prayers that one member of my family frequently reads. Any idea?
Burn it then get some anti theists together and lynch your family, proceed to burn down a church. Also shoot a guitarist you know with a shotgun.
[QUOTE=bravehat;23542676]Burn it then get some anti theists together and lynch your family, proceed to burn down a church. Also shoot a guitarist you know with a shotgun.[/QUOTE] wtf you were unbanned? :(
Wait I was banned? When? And why are you sad I was unbanned? :colbert:
[QUOTE=bravehat;23545098]Wait I was banned? When? [B]And why are you sad I was unbanned[/B]? :colbert:[/QUOTE] Bahaha!
Why is it a problem if the school director sees it? I'd want to get expelled from a Catholic school.
[QUOTE=Sickle;23545343]Bahaha![/QUOTE] Wait people don't like that I'm unbanned? What is this shit!?!? :byodood:
apparently garry unbanned a lot of people th89 banned last night i wonder what th89 has to say about that :v: [quote]10 Hours ago * garry unbanned bravehat with the explanation “stupid ban” 19 Hours ago * TH89 permabanned bravehat in Jessi Slaughter thread (Post new ones = get banned) with the reason “Advocating raiding” [/quote]
Garry you sweet son of a bitch I kinda love you.
I still think you're a bad poster.
But why though? It's all well and good saying so, it's nice to have evidence or a reason behind it.
[QUOTE=bravehat;23545889]But why though? It's all well and good saying so, it's nice to have evidence or a reason behind it.[/QUOTE] look to the post th89 banned you for for evidence and reason
I'm sorry that I think we shouldn't white knight for some 11 year old lassie that has a decent life overall. Worse shit happens in this world, she deserves no special attention, but she got it from 4chan and it's her own fucking fault. Sorry I carry no sympathy for her.
god dammit god! i told you to not make someones life bad again!
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