I went to Burger King and ordered 100 Whopper Juniors!!!
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[QUOTE=kaskade007;13584174]Well, americans are fat you know.[/QUOTE]
this man is onto something
Nice one.
[QUOTE=kaskade007;13584174]Well, americans are fat you know.[/QUOTE]
bullshit, not all Americans are fat
Way to waste your money.
[QUOTE=Wootman;13584196]bullshit, not all Americans are fat[/QUOTE]
Well I can See That around 60% americans are fat and 30% of that are fucking kids!!!
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You Are A God If You Can eat 1000!
[QUOTE=¥Ozymandias¥;13579604]So me and my friends devised a plan to destroy a Burger King. First we thought of pooping all over the bathroom, but then we decided that would be a little much. [/QUOTE]
When I worked at Subway... Somebody did that to our men's bathroom... My buddy walks in their because somebody complained about the bathroom... And he walks back out, I hear the door slam, and he walks in the back. "What's up with you, dude?" with which he replies, "Somebody shit all over the fucking bathroom... Goddammit... I'm really not wanting to deal with this fucking shit today." with which I reply, "Heh... Shit..." (referring to him saying shit, in case anyone is stupid enough to not get that) and then he glared at me, got the rubber gloves, a bucket, a mop, a roll of paper towels, and marched his way in there, two wadded pieces of tissue stuck up his nose.
Many fun times in that Subway... All of which involving me making some smart-ass remark to my co-workers or a stupid customer when something happens...
If I'm reading that right it says it was 615 dollars. Holy dick. But there'es no way that was right.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;13584239]When I worked at Subway... Somebody did that to our men's bathroom... My buddy walks in their because somebody complained about the bathroom... And he walks back out, I hear the door slam, and he walks in the back. "What's up with you, dude?" with which he replies, "Somebody shit all over the fucking bathroom... Goddammit... I'm really not wanting to deal with this fucking shit today." with which I reply, "Heh... Shit..." (referring to him saying shit, in case anyone is stupid enough to not get that) and then he glared at me, got the rubber gloves, a bucket, a mop, a roll of paper towels, and marched his way in there, two wadded pieces of tissue stuck up his nose.
Many fun times in that Subway... All of which involving me making some smart-ass remark to my co-workers or a stupid customer when something happens...[/QUOTE]
You must have a fulfilling life
[QUOTE=Javascript;13584318]If I'm reading that right it says it was 615 dollars. Holy dick. But there'es no way that was right.[/QUOTE]
No, because you must be blind because he said in his post it cost $60.
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;13584319]You must have a fulfilling life[/QUOTE]
Actually yes. I've a girlfriend from Europe. 2 bands I drum for and a side project in which I play rhythm guitar and sing lead vocals. I'm only 19, what else do you want?
[QUOTE=Robman8908;13584455]Actually yes. I've an online girlfriend from Europe. 2 bands I play in Rock band for and a side project in which I play rhythm guitar and sing lead vocals. I'm only 19, what else do you want?[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;13584455]Actually yes. I've a girlfriend from Europe. 2 bands I drum for and a side project in which I play rhythm guitar and sing lead vocals. I'm only 19, what else do you want?[/QUOTE]
Nothing, I just said you have a fulfilling life, what do you think I am? Some kind of neanderthal who goes about laying waste to personal opinions with witty yet somewhat crude comments? You misunderstood my intentions and for this I shalll not take lightly.
Sir. I challenge you to a duel.
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this thread is getting intense
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;13584514]Nothing, I just said you have a fulfilling life, what do you think I am? Some kind of neanderthal who goes about laying waste to personal opinions with witty yet somewhat crude comments? You misunderstood my intentions and for this I shalll not take lightly.
Sir. I challenge you to a duel.
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Hah, nah, I'm just saying, dude. But I will accept. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-raise.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=GruntOAction;13584503]Fixed.[/QUOTE]
Right. You should go into comedy. You're a regular 12 year old facepunch comedian. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-rimshot.gif[/img]
God damn. that is greaaaasssyy
[QUOTE=Robman8908;13584539]Hah, nah, I'm just saying, dude. But I will accept. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-raise.gif[/img]
Right. You should go into comedy. You're a regular 12 year old facepunch comedian. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-rimshot.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
For your insolence I shall teach you where the fine line's drawn. In your house I've hidden a small turtle, this turtle has been traind to rip the throats of the unfortunate, unsuspecting people that have had the audacity to trifle with a man such as myself and then chosen to have a rest. Should you wish to slumber be weary of this turtle for your demise will be certain. I have given you a gentleman's warning, mind you my turtle strikes at random and so you should always be vigilant.
May my turtle have mercy on your soul.
You remind me of some friends, and you sir, are kick ass
[QUOTE=fragmaplas;13579615]has your colon exploded yet?[/QUOTE]
He's disgustingly obese so it's all good.
Why was I not surprised that you fellas were fat by reading just the title :) That's ridiculous.
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;13584627]For your insolence I shall teach you where the fine line's drawn. In your house I've hidden a small turtle, this turtle has been traind to rip the throats of the unfortunate, unsuspecting people that have had the audacity to trifle with a man such as myself and then chosen to have a rest. Should you wish to slumber be weary of this turtle for your demise will be certain. I have given you a gentleman's warning, mind you my turtle strikes at random and so you should always be vigilant.
May my turtle have mercy on your soul.[/QUOTE]
Right...
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[QUOTE=Robman8908;13584716]Right...
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What? Surely you can do better than that, behind a screen insults will get you nowhere with me. Face to Face, a marvelous clash it shall be, one in which I will surely be the victor.
That is fucking brilliant hahahaha
Wow, what a complete waste of money. Enjoy your heart disease.
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;13584766]What? Surely you can do better than that, behind a screen insults will get you nowhere with me. Face to Face, a marvelous clash it shall be, one in which I will surely be the victor.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smithicide.gif[/img] A real man's game of russian roulette!
I think you should give him a title Hezzy.
Because this is fucking awesome!
[QUOTE=Robman8908;13584812][img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smithicide.gif[/img] A real man's game of russian roulette![/QUOTE]
I suggest five bullets, and the advisor of the game to go first. That way, nothing of value will be lost.
You are a god.
I don't like to jump on band wagons too much, but I'd say this is title worthy.
The burgers.
Give them to me.
Burgers please
Fuck, beaten
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