I went to Burger King and ordered 100 Whopper Juniors!!!
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[QUOTE=¥Ozymandias¥;13579813]I'm not made of money mate.[/QUOTE]
You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.
Ahaha! How long did it take for them to finish your order?
[QUOTE=Ishmael12;13579784]You should be golded for this with the title "I ordered 100 hamburgers and all I got was this lousy yellow name and a title"[/QUOTE]
That's a terrible reason!
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;13579819]Ahaha! How long did it take for them to finish your order?[/QUOTE]
40 minutes give or take.
[QUOTE=thisispain;13579818]You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.[/QUOTE]
You made me laugh.
My sides hurt. :(
[QUOTE=thisispain;13579818]You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.[/QUOTE]
how long have you been waiting to pull that one out
[QUOTE=thisispain;13579818]You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.[/QUOTE]
Water?
[QUOTE=DementNeo;13579821]That's a terrible reason![/QUOTE]
Someone got it for "Wiki-ing" Titty-Fuck... I think tihs is way better.
[QUOTE=thisispain;13579818]You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.[/QUOTE]
I probably gained about 5 pounds. Oh god I feel my chin doubling!!!
[QUOTE=thisispain;13579818]You're certainly made of something else in huge quantities.[/QUOTE]
Hah
[QUOTE=¥Ozymandias¥;13579829]40 minutes give or take.[/QUOTE]
Better than ordering two pizzas at pizza hut, god those cunts take forever to throw together a pizza.
[QUOTE=¥Ozymandias¥;13579842]I probably gained about 5 pounds. Oh god I feel my chin doubling!!![/QUOTE]
Your going to look like your avatar soon enough.
I couldn't even imagine eating 3 burgers.
I'm going to take a dump, because this thread is disgusting.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;13579852]Your going to look like your avatar soon enough.[/QUOTE]
I'll turn into the Hulk!?
Mother of God.
[QUOTE=Performula;13579856]I couldn't even imagine eating 3 burgers.[/QUOTE]
Same here. Oh god, I need to poop. brb
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;13579841]Someone got it for "Wiki-ing" Titty-Fuck... I think tihs is way better.[/QUOTE]
You mean Frank_West?
[QUOTE=angelangel;13579857]I'm going to take a dump, because this thread is disgusting.[/QUOTE]
thanks for informing everyone, we'll be rooting you on as you go! come on, you can do it!
i 1nce 8 2 burgers
[QUOTE=¥Ozymandias¥;13579858]I'll turn into the Hulk!?[/QUOTE]
No but you'll have the same face here in a while
[QUOTE=fragmaplas;13579836]how long have you been waiting to pull that one out[/QUOTE]
would you kindly touch your toes?
[QUOTE=DualReaverV2;13579868]i 1nce ate 2 burgers[/QUOTE]
feel free to rewrite that in a comprehensible language.
[QUOTE=thisispain;13579871]would you kindly touch your toes?[/QUOTE]
ooh we should start making bets on how long you're going to keep at that joke.
[QUOTE=Ishmael12;13579870]No but you'll have the same face here in a while[/QUOTE]
I'll either have constipation or diarrhea.
You're not my dad
[QUOTE=DualReaverV2;13579877]You're not my dad[/QUOTE]
I'm probably as large as he is.
[QUOTE=¥Ozymandias¥;13579604]So me and my friends devised a plan to destroy a Burger King. First we thought of pooping all over the bathroom, but then we decided that would be a little much. We settled on getting 100 Whopper Juniors. Well, actually 99 regular and 1 cheese. It cost around 64 dollars because of my friends 50% discount. They tried cheating us out of the order by saying it was "one combo meal 50% off". Didn't fool us though; the discount card clearly said "50% off of your next ORDER". So we went, and ate, and ate, and ate until we couldn't eat anymore. Let the pictures explain everything...[/QUOTE]
Should've shat all over the bathroom because ordering 100 Whopper Juniors doesn't aid in "destroying" them, not even with a "50% off coupon". That coupon got you those burgers for how much they cost to produce (if not that, then "actual price"). Burgers and shakes at the first Burger King were [url=http://www.fiftiesweb.com/pop/burger-king.htm]only 18 cents each with the Whopper following at 37 cents.[/url].
Shitting all over the bathroom would've put a bigger damper on their employees times.[QUOTE=sltlamina;13579736]You know if you had managed to eat them all two things would have happened:
1) You'd have died (probably well before the midway point).
2) You'd have probably managed to eat more than Morgan Spurlock did in an entire month (as he should have eaten 90 meals in total (assuming a 30 day month, not a 31 day month)... however of course he was eating at McD's, not Burger King.[/QUOTE]
Death, maybe... but the Morgan Spurlock feat, absolutely not.
Morgan Spurlock was one man (not two+) eating 3 [b]meals[/b] a day at McDonalds. That's including all included sides (Big Mac + Fries + drink). If OP had finished all the burgers (with his friends), he'd still not come close to Morgan Spurlock. Sorry.
Oh sweet jesus, why had I never thought of this.
nuh uh my dad is hugmungus
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