Whats the scariest thing you've had happend to you?
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[QUOTE=Roll_Program;19041227]Bingo.[/QUOTE]
Kay. I'm calling your dirty queen so she can send a crack squad of SAS to breach your room and kick you in the balls.
When my parents found my piss bottles.
My cock got covered in jellyfish poison and it felt like it was going to fall off.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;19041307]My cock got covered in jellyfish poison and it felt like it was going to fall off.[/QUOTE]
good lord
[QUOTE=Da Jester;19041275]Kay. I'm calling your dirty queen so she can send a crack squad of SAS to breach your room and kick you in the balls.[/QUOTE]
They could do the same to religious people while they're at it.
[QUOTE=TheCoolDudeOf87;19037796]I didn't mean a black person, just this shadowy thing.
Besides, I voted for Obama[/QUOTE]
You're of voting age and you still get scared by tricks your eyes play on you?
[QUOTE=KrayZspYne;19038977]A cat entered my room on January 17th last year. I don't own a cat either, ever since then 117 the number has been following me everywhere O.o[/QUOTE]
I know someone else who says 117 follows them around everywhere. he's gay though
Last week I decided to eat some turkish food, and on my way to the takeaway garage I walk past a club. Now it's that at Saturday there's a mentally challenged dance night or something like that so my whole street is crowded with vans and retards singing songs and fighting each other and such. 15 minutes later on my way back all the retards seemed to be in the club. However there was only one big fat retarded guy with a scary face shouting stuff near a car. He was saying stuff against himself about how he isn't going to stand there for long and crap. As I walked past he sees me and starts shouting '' BrRaAhUULaaLaaa'' or something against me. I feel uncomfortable and start walking fast. He then starts to chase me. As he was big, fat kind of muscular and retarded so I started to run away from him too. Luckly he was slow and I heard a retard-supporter calling his name ( I think ) 20 seconds later. I don't think it's the most scary thing ever happened to me, maybe it wasn't even scary but I just tought it fits here.
Only scary thing I remember is when I was about 8 or 9, and I was in my room. I started hearing screaming, it sounded like some kid my age was being fucking tortured/massacred. It scared the shit out of me, I was EXTREMELY freaked out and I kept thinking some guy was going to come in my room and cut me up.
Then I realized it was some cats.
:(
When I woke up and opened my eyes and then closed them, and then I tried opening them but they were like glued shut and I couldn't move my arms or legs, it lasted for about a minute, oh and I couldn't talk either.
[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;19038609]A girl talked to me. I was freaking out in my head but remained a calm-ish expression.[/QUOTE]
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I was round my friends house and we were dicussing scary films as we were going to sleep, and he told me this "true story" of a ghost that haunted his room and some ghost guy came in and said it was haunted and then he told me that it hissed whenever the ghost was about to kill.
It wen't quiet for a bit and i hear a huge "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST"
Needless to say i fucking shat myself and started writhing about the covers in fear and having a fit into the nearest corner of the room.
IT WAS THIS
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[QUOTE=meepugh;19042260]When I woke up and opened my eyes and then closed them, and then I tried opening them but they were like glued shut and I couldn't move my arms or legs, it lasted for about a minute, oh and I couldn't talk either.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like sleep paralysis to me. Sleep paralysis is caused when your body is pulled out of REM sleep too quickly, and while you have some situational awareness and are conscious, have no muscular control. I've had episodes of sleep paralysis accompanied by high-pitched ringing, delusions, and nightmares as I fade back into sleep after these occasionally. I've also had a sensation of levitation and having a large weight on my torso. It's some really freaky shit; I think I'd list it as one of my scariest experiences. Of course, not to say I support the notion of the "supernatural", but I live in an old house way back in bumfucked Egypt. A member of the first family to own my house died in the room right next to mine. I used to get chills even before I knew this while in the room. I see and hear shit all the time. My family and friends do as well. So I could list a few of those too.
When i was only about 15 (eight years ago) I was robbed, and my mom and dad were tied up, and i had someone pulling my hair and putting a knife at my neck, i felt like it was my time to die; And i started to hear my dead grandparents, my dad sister and cousin and i was shitting myself at this point, then he let go of me and shoved me to this freak with a fucking gun, he held it at my head. And he was ready to pull the trigger. When some really batshit crazy dude jamp in and knocked them out and arrested 'em. I woke up in the morning with a knife mark on my neck and a knife under my bed. I still cant sleep, It's been eight fucking years and because of these faggots i cant even close my eyes!
[QUOTE=phill977;19037756]Last night when i plugged my charger into my laptop.
My laptop made a BEEP noise and i got shit scared.[/QUOTE]
Was it like a loud horn BOOOOP BOOOOP BOOOOP? Means the laptop isnt getting sufficient power and the little mechanism design for the powersupply is about to pop, meaning fire.
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I once was cleaning the wall behind my double headed medieval battle axe... holding it by the hilt it needless to say slipped and cracked me in the noggin'. 4 staples and a loss of 2 cups of blood later- and my mom was so freaked out she bought me a game to promiss i wont do it again.
i went into last stand when i was one kill away from a tactical nuke
luckily i had my pp2000 handy
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[QUOTE=nimaratu;19042711]When i was only about 15 (eight years ago) I was robbed, and my mom and dad were tied up, and i had someone pulling my hair and putting a knife at my neck, i felt like it was my time to die; And i started to hear my dead grandparents, my dad sister and cousin and i was shitting myself at this point, then he let go of me and shoved me to this freak with a fucking gun, he held it at my head. And he was ready to pull the trigger. When some really batshit crazy dude jamp in and knocked them out and arrested 'em. I woke up in the morning with a knife mark on my neck and a knife under my bed. I still cant sleep, It's been eight fucking years and because of these faggots i cant even close my eyes![/QUOTE]
damn
What? A bitch cant complain? :fuckyou:
Got into a car accident. I was coming home after a long night and was chilling in my car at a stop-light, waiting for the red to change. It was at around 2AM, but there were still plenty of people around (summer, and it was a Friday night). I was in the lane to the right, two other cars to my left. The light turned green, and I stepped on my gas and was the first one out from behind the crosswalk. From out of fucking nowhere, this idiot in a late 90's Camry going about 70 mph on a surface street rams into the left side of my car, completely ripping off the hood, bumper, and then shoving everything else almost a foot back into the rest of the engine. The guy in the Camry kept going down the street before he finally lost control thanks to a hunk of my bumper stuck in his wheel well (I think) and crashed into a light post, taking that out as well.
Spent the next minute trying to catch my breath and stop the ringing in my head. Also dialed 911. A couple people came to check on me, and helped me push my car off to the side of the intersection, in front of a Shell. Sheriffs showed up on the scene within about two minutes. The other guy wasn't hurt, neither was I, neither were six other people in the two cars to my left that got hit by debris. It hit me at this point, after pushing my car off to the side of the street, that if I had been only a foot more into the intersection, I would have been dead. The Camry driver hopped into an ambulance and got taken to an ambulance with Sheriffs following closely though. I spent the rest of the night in a daze, barely remember getting home and falling asleep.
I was hanging from a huge yaught when i was 4 years old, almost Fell off the side and died :smith:
[QUOTE=64k1;19042923]Got into a car accident..[/QUOTE]
I wont quote your whole post, but i liked your story. I'm glad you were okay :)
well, survived a tornado. i could always retell the story if you guys really want me to.
Either when I was driving and almost hit a deer that was in the middle of the road while pitch black out, or when I was in Europe in a hotel and started hearing screaming down the street. Almost shit myself both times.
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;19043430]I wont quote your whole post, but i liked your story. I'm glad you were okay :)[/QUOTE]
Thanks. I was more than happy to be walking away from the wreck, the car got listed as totaled by my insurance company.
[QUOTE=Yotrig;19038315]A few years ago, I heard a bunch of voices from nowhere pop into my head. It sounded like at least 20 people talking all at once, I couldn't understand a thing. It only lasted for a few seconds, but it was the freakiest shit ever.[/QUOTE]
You have skitsofrenia, son.
May 8th 2009 Derecho that went through Missouri. The most warnings I ever heard the weather radio put out: high wind warning, severe thunderstorm warning, tornado warning, flash flood warning, and a bunch of watches. 30 minutes of madness when I was at home, the windows were shaking, and a road by our house was flooded out from a drainage ditch.
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This is the bastard storm.
Highway car crash :byodood:
Crazy guy came across the median and went head on into my car
My friend was sleeping round my house, and in the middle of the night I hear bashing coming from my computer room. I go down to investigate, but there is no-one there. I turn around to go to bed and suddenly my friend jumps out from behind the door, and rugby tackles me while yelling "JOHN FREEMAN"
:geno:
[QUOTE=TheCoolDudeOf87;19037796]I didn't mean a black person, just this shadowy thing.
Besides, I voted for Obama[/QUOTE]
Oh God... The essence of dumb
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Mine was actually quite recently. I was driving my moped in the snow next to a highway when I hit some bump in the stupid road and I [i]slided[/i] (in the slush) over both lanes and back again trying to regain control. There was a truck behind me.
I was bit by something in my sleep when I was a kid and woke up suffocating, my throat was almost completely swollen shut .. still not sure what it was
[QUOTE=Mitsudigi;19045535]I was bit by something in my sleep when I was a kid and woke up suffocating, my throat was almost completely swollen shut .. still not sure what it was[/QUOTE]
Spider is more likely than anything.
A snake would be hard as hell to not notice.
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