Being haggled on by an offer to get my gas bill paid for the month, I decided to shave the hair off my stomach.
Now of course, I have only ever shaved my face so anything below the chest is a total mystery to me.
Being the man I am not, I decided not to ask my parents or refer to the internet first and instead, grabbed my electric shaver, popped out the buzz trim attachment on the back and got to work, being careful not to go too far south or losing the hair on my chest.
The result.... :chef:
[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/PA033180.jpg[/IMG]
It does not look bad but HOLY FUCK IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH.
So now I'm walking around with my pants and boxers halfway down to my ankles because any contact with that oh so nasty razor burn = insane amounts of pain.
would anyone care to explain what the fuck I was doing wrong?
Pour alcohol on the burns. Works every time.
You fucked it up, Charles!
Also, next time, use a beard shaver...
You[I] idiot.[/I]
Obviously you did it too fast.
Use a woman's shaver.
Are those little red dots flea bites?
[b] EDIT: [/b]
My bad, I knew it was the herp.
:ohdear:
Oh, also, lemon juice cures razor burn near instantly. Unlike fucking alcohol...
That happens to my arms and body, even though I don't shave my body or anything. Don't know why. Looks exactly the same.
That's gotta itch like hell.
Why the hell would you shave anywhere other than your face and crotch?
It's always going to hurt, like the guy who shaved his ass.
Dont go over the same spot multiple times, it irritates the skin.
I bet you made this thread just to show off you luscious body, you naughty, naughty perv.
How in the hell did you manage to do that?!
You should shave with the hairs, not against them, if you go against them you need to do small quick strokes for the best effect.
But going against the hair usually makes it react.
Also just trim the hair with a clipper and then take the remaining with a normal shaver. An electric shaver should not be used for this kind of thing.
Make sure you clean it a lot, you don't want it to get infected.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;18701360]Make sure you clean it a lot, you don't want it to get infected.[/QUOTE]
Shower daily...and sleep naked :v:
*snip*
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;18701360]Make sure you clean it a lot, you don't want it to get infected.[/QUOTE]
by the ZOMBIE CANCERRRRRRR
in another news: bandage your body and be cool
Use a razor with shaving cream. It reduces those blemishes by almost 100 percent. GUARANTEED!
Did you shave your nipples off?
Should've used shaving cream. or conditioner, which is supposed to do the same thing.
[QUOTE=rooky;18701443]*image*[/QUOTE]
Oh what the fuck
Why did you do it?
I always shave my downstairs with a beard razor so that's what I suggest cus I had the same problem when I shaved down there. It itched and burned like a bitch for 2 weeks.
:eng101: Everyone knows you should use sandpaper!
No, you should use a [i][b]belt sander[/b][/i].
I shaved my happy trail :3
This is why I don't shave anything below my belly button. I [b]trim.[/b]
[QUOTE=evilbla;18702387]No, you should use a [i][b]belt sander[/b][/i].[/QUOTE]
He needs to make sure he uses it on his face too though.
what if you don't shave anything
you stay more manly
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