• Chavs: A Helpful Guide
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[QUOTE=squids_eye;31678154]There are black people in Britain you know.[/QUOTE] Holy shit
[QUOTE=The Advisor;31678186]Holy shit[/QUOTE] Relax, it's an urban myth.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31678217]Relax, it's an urban myth.[/QUOTE] Thank god
[QUOTE=squids_eye;31678154]There are black people in Britain you know.[/QUOTE] Black chavs too! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35raDQ95bM[/media]
Guys I just remembered this advert from a while ago [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jmuOKeoFo&feature=related[/media]
Are these like juggalos
[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;31677737]Nothing about Devvo in this? [video=youtube;7RBelz8BgX0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBelz8BgX0[/video][/QUOTE] oh god hahaaaaahaha
Deport all Chavs to Oakland Start an unscripted reality TV show/Documentary
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;31678607]Deport all Chavs to Oakland Start an unscripted reality TV show/Documentary[/QUOTE] [b]This just in, there has been a 276% increase in murder and rape rates.[/b] In short chavs could turn it into a third world country in weeks, just look what they did to hull. Man Hull was one of the craziest places I've ever lived.
You neglected to mention their riot mentality and that most of them are ignorant EDL members.
[QUOTE=certified;31678785]You neglected to mention their riot mentality and that most of them are ignorant EDL members.[/QUOTE] I'll probably be adding some new stuff to the OP.
[QUOTE=The Advisor;31678482]Guys I just remembered this advert from a while ago [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jmuOKeoFo&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE] Another one, a bit newer. It's usually on before Scrubs. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmjj8dyXAM4&feature=player_detailpage[/media]
I've talked about this in the riot discussion thread but I'll say it again. I get really pissed off at people (generally middle and upper-middle class) giving the excuse that it isn't the chav's fault that they're thicker than a sack of shit and that it's down to the situation they are born into. People don't seem to like to admit that it's the fault of the parents and schools, they prefer to give some kind of wider sociological reason for the chav subculture. I spent most of my life in exactly the same situation as most chavs. I grew up in a council estate in south Bristol, only my dad earned any money (not a lot) and we would be considered poor by most standards. The local schools are complete shitholes and prospects for anybody in the area are pretty low. The difference between me and, for example, my next-door neighbour, is that I have two parents who taught me to respect other people and to strive to better myself, whereas he basically lived on the streets so that his mother could watch TV in peace and was pretty much brought up by the other local kids. Being born into poverty is fucking terrible (hearing my mum saying that she'd chosen food over heating was probably one of the most terrifying things I heard as a kid) but in this country you can work your way out of all that if you have a bit of determination. Chavs just accept the situation, get a council flat and hold their hand out. What has poverty got to do with anything? How much does it cost to teach your kid right from wrong? The parents do nothing and the schools are pretty much crippled with grand liberal ideas, so they have no control over them either. They get older (the term "grow up" doesn't apply to chavs) doing whatever they like, whenever they like, without anybody guiding them. The schools give them rules to follow but are unable to enforce them. The young chavs learn that rules can be broken and that breaking them is fun and won't be punished. What you end up with is an adult with the brain of a 5-year-old who has no respect for anybody or anything. They don't own anything that they have actually earned, so they don't understand the concept of property. If they trash their house, the council will repair it. If they burn somebody's car, the insurance will cover it. The can't get a job because they have no control over themselves and they wouldn't want one if they could get it. Then they have about 5 kids and the cycle repeats.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;31679192]I've talked about this in the riot discussion thread but I'll say it again. I get really pissed off at people (generally middle and upper-middle class) giving the excuse that it isn't the chav's fault that they're thicker than a sack of shit and that it's down to the situation they are born into. People don't seem to like to admit that it's the fault of the parents and schools, they prefer to give some kind of wider sociological reason for the chav subculture. I spent most of my life in exactly the same situation as most chavs. I grew up in a council estate in south Bristol, only my dad earned any money (not a lot) and we would be considered poor by most standards. The local schools are complete shitholes and prospects for anybody in the area are pretty low. The difference between me and, for example, my next-door neighbour, is that I have two parents who taught me to respect other people and to strive to better myself, whereas he basically lived on the streets so that his mother could watch TV in peace and was pretty much brought up by the other local kids. Being born into poverty is fucking terrible (hearing my mum saying that she'd chosen food over heating was probably one of the most terrifying things I heard as a kid) but in this country you can work your way out of all that if you have a bit of determination. Chavs just accept the situation, get a council flat and hold their hand out. What has poverty got to do with anything? How much does it cost to teach your kid right from wrong? The parents do nothing and the schools are pretty much crippled with grand liberal ideas, so they have no control over them either. They get older (the term "grow up" doesn't apply to chavs) doing whatever they like, whenever they like, without anybody guiding them. The schools give them rules to follow but are unable to enforce them. The young chavs learn that rules can be broken and that breaking them is fun and won't be punished. What you end up with is an adult with the brain of a 5-year-old who has no respect for anybody or anything. They don't own anything that they have actually earned, so they don't understand the concept of property. If they trash their house, the council will repair it. If they burn somebody's car, the insurance will cover it. The can't get a job because they have no control over themselves and they wouldn't want one if they could get it. Then they have about 5 kids and the cycle repeats.[/QUOTE] The chavs even claim there's not enough opportunities for jobs in their local area. How do they respond? Destroying shops like Foot locker (during the riots, that is), the number one place they'd probably get a job.
They remind me of Dutch hardcore fans but there batter and awsome
Us Americans also have something like this. We call it New Jersey.
By the way I'm a genuine in the flesh badman so if you have any questions about being a chav feel free to hit me up unless you're admitting you're too much of a pussy'ole. I'm from the mean streets of Buckinghamshire, I run this shit.
[QUOTE=squids_eye;31677878]You forgot the hoodies, daytime drinking and the increased rate of their reproduction.[/QUOTE] chavs can mate? i.. i thought the experiments resulted in sterility.. someone needs to alert the scientists immediately
We have trash like them over here in the States, but they aren't too common. My heart goes out to you guys across the pond.
Sums up neds. [video=youtube;scNLfr1EP08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08[/video]
[QUOTE=Kopimi;31679465]chavs can mate? i.. i thought the experiments resulted in sterility.. someone needs to alert the scientists immediately[/QUOTE] I'm afraid the studies were wrong. They can mate but the age difference between parent and child is so low they might as well be siblings.
Chavs are just wannabe gangsters except they aren't very good at the gangster part.
I don't like that chavs like tracksuit bottoms and hoodies as I too like tracksuit bottoms and hoodies but hey I bet Hitler loved sausage and so do I so I'm not TOO worried about it.
Chavs remind me of the trailer trash that surrounded my dad's ex-girlfriend. Had to hang out at her place one time for some reason so I decided to take a walk, ended up getting jumped by a couple pricks down by the supermarket, couldn't tell you why other than maybe because I didn't look scummy enough. It didn't last long, they tend to be pussies with over-inflated egos so if you show even half a spine you're probably going to come out on top. They dressed similarly to chavs as well.
Hilarious thread. We have chavs here too, it's amazing how they all usually fit the same description of chav, a hoodie-cap-track pants wearing douche bag. Then again I've heard tales of kids and teens that dress up like chavs so that other chavs don't bother them, kinda like an anti-chav defense system.
we have them here too, but we call them "skeets" most of them are wannabe rappers that pump out this stuff: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3MeBqnWXsQ[/media] to be honest though, these guys aren't horrible. There's a lot worse. but that's how they dress, XXL shirts, fitted hats, diamond earrings, they throw on this gangsta accent and act all tough. Only thing is half of them are tough and could easily fuck you up. mostly they're pretty nice guys though, they leave people alone for the most part.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;31679192]I've talked about this in the riot discussion thread but I'll say it again. I get really pissed off at people (generally middle and upper-middle class) giving the excuse that it isn't the chav's fault that they're thicker than a sack of shit and that it's down to the situation they are born into. People don't seem to like to admit that it's the fault of the parents and schools, they prefer to give some kind of wider sociological reason for the chav subculture. I spent most of my life in exactly the same situation as most chavs. I grew up in a council estate in south Bristol, only my dad earned any money (not a lot) and we would be considered poor by most standards. The local schools are complete shitholes and prospects for anybody in the area are pretty low. The difference between me and, for example, my next-door neighbour, is that I have two parents who taught me to respect other people and to strive to better myself, whereas he basically lived on the streets so that his mother could watch TV in peace and was pretty much brought up by the other local kids. Being born into poverty is fucking terrible (hearing my mum saying that she'd chosen food over heating was probably one of the most terrifying things I heard as a kid) but in this country you can work your way out of all that if you have a bit of determination. Chavs just accept the situation, get a council flat and hold their hand out. What has poverty got to do with anything? How much does it cost to teach your kid right from wrong? The parents do nothing and the schools are pretty much crippled with grand liberal ideas, so they have no control over them either. They get older (the term "grow up" doesn't apply to chavs) doing whatever they like, whenever they like, without anybody guiding them. The schools give them rules to follow but are unable to enforce them. The young chavs learn that rules can be broken and that breaking them is fun and won't be punished. What you end up with is an adult with the brain of a 5-year-old who has no respect for anybody or anything. They don't own anything that they have actually earned, so they don't understand the concept of property. If they trash their house, the council will repair it. If they burn somebody's car, the insurance will cover it. The can't get a job because they have no control over themselves and they wouldn't want one if they could get it. Then they have about 5 kids and the cycle repeats.[/QUOTE] I throughout agree with this. If you're being fucked by the society and it's system, it's normal that you want to get shitfaced and testroy some things in pure rage. If you're upset, you won't think of the consequences. For instance destroying a shop will feel good but it's a wrong step to take if you want to achieve more in life. But how should someone know if he has only seen poverty.
Chavs are a universal constant. Anywhere that has civilization has at least one chavvy scumbag writhing around there. Sort of like a gin and tonic.
We have the same over here but we call 'em travellers
-snip- Hmm, I can imagine an equivalent for chavs over here, not as bad as you made them sound tough.
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