• Chavs: A Helpful Guide
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We have chavs here too, except they're called wangsters (wannabe gangsters). They make habit out of snorting Koolaide and calling it "pimp powder".
[video=youtube;MlAnuRS3kH0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlAnuRS3kH0[/video] A personal favourite
[QUOTE=Rebi;31681304]We have chavs here too, except they're called wangsters (wannabe gangsters). They make habit out of snorting Koolaide and calling it "pimp powder".[/QUOTE] Yo that ain't cool bro, Cut that out. They called Wiggers here.
[QUOTE=certified;31681613]Yo that ain't cool bro, Cut that out. They called Wiggers here.[/QUOTE] I would say wigger, but it sounded racist. Just being politically correct here. No matter the name they are annoying pricks. Two of them took my PS2, something that should be worthy of the death sentence. Oh well, watching them fight each other for no reason is amusing though.
[QUOTE=Arachnidus;31677317]So...they're the equivalent of anybody that tries to emulate Jersey Shore?[/QUOTE] You have it totally wrong bro. They try to look nice. These people are just straight up lowlifes.
How can you lot forget Kersal Massive [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEnK145M9-A[/media] Chavs may be the skum of the UK but they can be funny.
In Australia we call these bastards Esh-lads. a bunch of whiteboys acting like chavs/mexicans.
Australia have our own version of chavs called " lads " or " eshlads " they're just as bad. [B]Oh fuck raptorblackz beat me to it.[/B]
Lads in Australia. Same as chavs, just sit at train stations in Nike Shox and Nautica polos and swear.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;31679926]I don't like that chavs like tracksuit bottoms and hoodies as I too like tracksuit bottoms and hoodies but hey I bet Hitler loved sausage and so do I so I'm not TOO worried about it.[/QUOTE] Actually, Hitler couldn't eat meat due to stomach problems.
[QUOTE=Sivics;31679556]Sums up neds. [video=youtube;scNLfr1EP08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08[/video][/QUOTE] Is it bad that I actually know all the words to this and the DJ Badboy song in the OP (First year of high school, that was basically what everyone in my school listened to).
Watch Michael Caine kill some chavs. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKndltmgxWo[/media] The movie is called Harry Brown if you are interested. [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289406/[/url]
harry brown was an amazing movie
at least you guys dont got this guy [video=youtube;_H0fy73jQaI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H0fy73jQaI[/video] [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] hes ugly as fuck
Pfft, they should go to Compton. They'd be torn limb from limb in minutes. :v:
OP you did not once mention hoodies this is a huge omission :colbert:
What is the relationship between chavs and punks? or chavs and metalheads?
we got these in Ireland, they're called shams here and i sometimes hang around with them, and completely agree with st0rmforce
Chav just seems like a colorful term for douchebag.
Non-Educated Delinquent(apparently) is interchangable with Non-Educated Dickhead.
The chavs near me all wear fake ralph-lauren polos with the top button done up and chinos. kinda weird because its like theyre trying to dress like indie-kids and just completely ruining the fashion. I suppose that was the same with jack wills and abercrombie, all the rich preppies wore it until the chavvies could get their hands on fake stuff [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/262856_10150731939695154_723205153_20284737_5038540_n.jpg[/IMG][/URL] literally every single yobbo around here dresses like this guy. theres a picture on facebook somewhere of like 12 chavvies at a party and every single one is wearing some brightly coloured polo-shirt with the button dodone up. quite amusing because it looks like they all get dressed by the same person
[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;31685604]we got these in Ireland, they're called shams here and i sometimes hang around with them, and completely agree with st0rmforce[/QUOTE] We call em Knackers up here round Wicklow. [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=GhostG45;31685640]Chav just seems like a colorful term for douchebag.[/QUOTE] Scumbag would be more appropriate.
Are Chavs more commonly found in certain regions, or are they just spread out across the UK/ other European countries?
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;31686398]Are Chavs more commonly found in certain regions, or are they just spread out across the UK/ other European countries?[/QUOTE] evenly spread, where ever there's a low income area there's chavs. and with taxes and shit so high its not hard to find a low-income area.
i live in Dover which is a low income toxic dump port town (for those who don't know i.e. anyone in the US.) and jesus christ, you can't walk out of your front door without seeing at least 6 or 7 chavs drinking energy drinks/beer and shit. low income towns are the hardest hit by chavs (("toxic dump port town" wasn't a metaphor btw. our river has had toxic waste signs put up all round it and shit, i just hope it doesn't evolve the chavs into sum kind of higher breed of chav. . . chavinite? chavophor? :v:))
Facepunch, I am going to brave a Chav Haunt in my treck to a friends house in 20 minutes. To play Call of Cthulhu, I shall walk past not one, not two, but three shops, One Stop, a Chip shop and a Post Office. All are a Chav Haunt. I will update the thread upon my return. :ohdear:
In Russia or Estonia, these guys are called [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopnik]gopniks[/url] [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] Its a special type of chav [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c8/Gop3.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.fightbox.ru/netcat_files/Image/e407355daa559c1ec4bf63dca45c2006_full.jpg[/img] [img]http://oborona.clan.su/_nw/0/24272.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=cyclocius;31686595]Facepunch, I am going to brave a Chav Haunt in my treck to a friends house in 20 minutes. To play Call of Cthulhu, I shall walk past not one, not two, but three shops, One Stop, a Chip shop and a Post Office. All are a Chav Haunt. I will update the thread upon my return. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] godspeed
funny thought: their phones are smarter than themselves. weeeee.
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