We have these creatures in Sweden too
Atleast where I live, our town square is filled with them shouting across it to eachother. They're pussies though, they act tough but they're scared to actually go in a fight.
I fucking hate chavs, they made school life such hell sometimes. You know what's even worse though? Wannabe chavs. Sub-sub-humans who try to act like a chav and don't even quite manage that; the most annoying and retarded thing on the planet.
Chavs are a national problem, hate the fuckers. Worst encounter with a bunch of chavs was when we were driving home from a night out, 2 cars in convoy. All of a sudden a fucking traffic cone lands on the windscreen of the car I'm in, we slam our brakes on and our friend goes into the back of us. We see a bunch of chavs laughing and running away so give chase. Finally find them again in a Tescos car park so we all get out, they flee but a few of us catch up with 3 of them so lay in to them. The next day we all receive phone calls from the police asking us to go into the station, apparently one of the lads recognised a couple of my friends. After giving a statement I was threatened with affray but charges later dropped, 2 of my friends got assault charges. The chavs got away free, the police couldn't prove who threw the cone despite all of us stating who it was, and of course there was no 'conclusive' CCTV footage. Absoulte joke, they're all big and hard in a group but as soon as the tables turn they run off crying, not man enough to face condequences of their actions.
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;31686916]Chavs are a national problem, hate the fuckers. Worst encounter with a bunch of chavs was when we were driving home from a night out, 2 cars in convoy. All of a sudden a fucking traffic cone lands on the windscreen of the car I'm in, we slam our brakes on and our friend goes into the back of us. We see a bunch of chavs laughing and running away so give chase. Finally find them again in a Tescos car park so we all get out, they flee but a few of us catch up with 3 of them so lay in to them. The next day we all receive phone calls from the police asking us to go into the station, after giving a statement I was threatened with affray but charges later dropped, 2 of my friends got assault charges. The chavs got away free, the police couldn't prove who threw the cone despite all of us stating who it was, and of course there was no 'conclusive' CCTV footage. Absoulte joke, they're all big and hard in a group but as soon as the tables turn they run off crying, not man enough to face condequences of their actions.[/QUOTE]
Shit like this makes me wish we could just kill the fuckers straight away
I'd love to go chav bashing. Roll round in a car, spot a group of chavs and go and mug them. Sinking down to their level, I know... But it would make you feel so much better.
One step up from that, drive round in your car with a shotgun and give em one in the head each.
I feel ashamed to say this, but after going through several years of school, that "Put a Donk on it" song has grown on me like Rick Astley.
But really, chavs have been less of a problem for me now that I've left school. Life is good again!
[QUOTE=GNJF;31684917]Watch Michael Caine kill some chavs.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKndltmgxWo[/media]
The movie is called Harry Brown if you are interested. [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289406/[/url][/QUOTE]
Harry Brown was a great movie.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe8Vf494KUk&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
Here's a video of a chav trying to get on the news.
[sp]After my interview I'm going to update the OP[/sp]
[QUOTE=ryasnack1;31685477]What is the relationship between chavs and punks? or chavs and metalheads?[/QUOTE]
Not good, at all, however it is hilarious when you see a bunch of scene kids run into them, because they'll try and pick on them in a large group like they would for no reason. Metalheads will tend to only do anything if they try to get physical, the name calling we just laugh at.
Mind you the chavs are probably drunk off some lower-than-shit tier of alcohol most of the time so it's not hard to beat one up.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;31687435]Not good, at all, however it is hilarious when you see a bunch of scene kids run into them, because they'll try and pick on them in a large group like they would for no reason. Metalheads will tend to only do anything if they try to get physical, the name calling we just laugh at.
Mind you the chavs are probably drunk off some lower-than-shit tier of alcohol most of the time so it's not hard to beat one up.[/QUOTE]
Of the scraps I've been in with chavs on nights out they always say they are gonna get their brother/cousin/uncle/dad on to you... Have never seen them again since, even going back to the same bars the next night expecting to have a 'crew' waiting there.
The fights always start over the most pointless shit, stopping them from pushing in to queues, dancing with a girl they've had their eyes on or getting served before them at a busy bar even though you've been waiting just as long. They love to cause shit just for the sake of it and hate to be out-done.
I'm glad I live in a town full of surfers/skaters, so we have no problems.
Chavs, Neds, Yobs or whatever you call them are probably the worst part of the UK. Being someone who lives in Fife I can confirm that Chavs around here ALWAYS listen DJ Badboy.
Is it just me or does it seem like they're turning into those guys from A Clockwork Orange?
Also, you know what you want to do with that, mate?
You wanna put a [i][b]bangin'[/i] donk on it [/b].
Also OP you forgot to mention Buckfast or as they call it' A bottle o' Bucky'. Cheap and shit tasting alcohol that they only get just so they can get pissed.
Wanna see some chavs. Watch misfits
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;31687612]Is it just me or does it seem like they're turning into those guys from A Clockwork Orange?
Also, you know what you want to do with that, mate?
You wanna put a [i][b]bangin'[/i] donk on it [/b].[/QUOTE]
In the sense that they make up their own crappy words, and do nothing but cause irrational violence.
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;31687507]Of the scraps I've been in with chavs on nights out they always say they are gonna get their brother/cousin/uncle/dad on to you... Have never seen them again since, even going back to the same bars the next night expecting to have a 'crew' waiting there.
The fights always start over the most pointless shit, stopping them from pushing in to queues, dancing with a girl they've had their eyes on or getting served before them at a busy bar even though you've been waiting just as long. They love to cause shit just for the sake of it and hate to be out-done.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of a time when a chav was a dick and threw his bike on the ground to block my way when I was on my bike, so i just rode the fuck over it, he then pulled the "I'm gonna deck you" card...guess he wasn't expecting me to throw down my bike and deliver a jab right into his face. Best punch of my life, he went down instantly.
Though funnily enough, in colege, the laws of the universe were defied and Chavs and Goths actually got on alright and could stand next to each other without killing each other.
I literally haven't seen a large gathering of chavs or whatever in like 4 years nearby. Most of them changed to buying overpriced jeans and polo shirts and clubbing and ecstasy
I'm sure most of you have seen this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gex_ya4-Oo[/media]
Chav-fest
MC Smally is sik shit yo u get ne who dosnt leik is cleerly gay wank!
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;31687748]Reminds me of a time when a chav was a dick and threw his bike on the ground to block my way when I was on my bike, so i just rode the fuck over it, he then pulled the "I'm gonna deck you" card...guess he wasn't expecting me to throw down my bike and deliver a jab right into his face. Best punch of my life, he went down instantly.
Though funnily enough, in colege, the laws of the universe were defied and Chavs and Goths actually got on alright and could stand next to each other without killing each other.[/QUOTE]
same in my area, you see proper degenerates hanging around with gay emos etc
What the fuck, i love blackout crew.
Donk music is totally sweet.
Oh yeah, we don't have chavs in Norway.
Are chavs no better than a cockroach? Or are they worse than the Taliban?
My best friend is a chav. Been friends with him since we were 6, and now he always looks out for me and protects me, even though I'm just an e-dweeb. My other friend who is no chav, but something much more deadly. A football hooligan. Wanted by the police for starting and participating in riots at football games, and he looks out for me to.
Hey, are chavs racist by the way?
[QUOTE=Theater;31688576]Hey, are chavs racist by the way?[/QUOTE]
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I've recently read two (surprisingly similar) books, both about life as a fairly normal person who unfortunately has a job that brings them into constant contact with chavs.
One's called "It's Your Time You're Wasting" by Frank Chalk, a teacher who works in a crap school that's filled nearly entirely with chavs. When it was published, the education secretary said that it was a work of fiction and that there are no schools like what Chalk described. I can tell you from first hand experience that they do exist.
The second one is called "Wasting Police Time", by David Copperfield (not his real name), a policeman who works in a shitty area, constantly running about after stupid people.
I recommend you get one of these books if you want to know more about chavs and what causes them to be so widespread.
Both books highlight the fact that people who used to be in authority have had all their power taken away and now spend all their time either pandering to the whims of higher management, or babysitting stupid people. I particularly recommend Frank Chalk's book, I'm sad to say that it didn't shock me even slightly, but it may shock you.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;31679192]I've talked about this in the riot discussion thread but I'll say it again.
I get really pissed off at people (generally middle and upper-middle class) giving the excuse that it isn't the chav's fault that they're thicker than a sack of shit and that it's down to the situation they are born into.
People don't seem to like to admit that it's the fault of the parents and schools, they prefer to give some kind of wider sociological reason for the chav subculture.
I spent most of my life in exactly the same situation as most chavs. I grew up in a council estate in south Bristol, only my dad earned any money (not a lot) and we would be considered poor by most standards. The local schools are complete shitholes and prospects for anybody in the area are pretty low.
The difference between me and, for example, my next-door neighbour, is that I have two parents who taught me to respect other people and to strive to better myself, whereas he basically lived on the streets so that his mother could watch TV in peace and was pretty much brought up by the other local kids. Being born into poverty is fucking terrible (hearing my mum saying that she'd chosen food over heating was probably one of the most terrifying things I heard as a kid) but in this country you can work your way out of all that if you have a bit of determination. Chavs just accept the situation, get a council flat and hold their hand out.
What has poverty got to do with anything? How much does it cost to teach your kid right from wrong?
The parents do nothing and the schools are pretty much crippled with grand liberal ideas, so they have no control over them either. They get older (the term "grow up" doesn't apply to chavs) doing whatever they like, whenever they like, without anybody guiding them. The schools give them rules to follow but are unable to enforce them. The young chavs learn that rules can be broken and that breaking them is fun and won't be punished.
What you end up with is an adult with the brain of a 5-year-old who has no respect for anybody or anything. They don't own anything that they have actually earned, so they don't understand the concept of property. If they trash their house, the council will repair it. If they burn somebody's car, the insurance will cover it.
The can't get a job because they have no control over themselves and they wouldn't want one if they could get it.
Then they have about 5 kids and the cycle repeats.[/QUOTE]
You're an independent case, then, actually, I'm going to say your parents are. Poverty breeds anger and discontentment which breeds violence and apathy.
I'm willing to bet you didn't socialize much with your neighbors. If you did, those things I mentioned above would be reinforced through pack mentality.
[QUOTE=Theater;31688576]Hey, are chavs racist by the way?[/QUOTE]
Chavs are one of the reason there are so many racist out there. If you understand what I mean.
The other reason is that racists are fucking assholes too.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31688868]You're an independent case, then, actually, I'm going to say your parents are. Poverty breeds anger and discontentment which breeds violence and apathy.
I'm willing to bet you didn't socialize much with your neighbors. If you did, those things I mentioned above would be reinforced through pack mentality.[/QUOTE]
Also England as a first-world country has the worst social mobility in the world
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