So do Chavs listen to anything besides cheesy Techno?
I think they're quite keen on Grime as well, but I like grime to an extent so I'm not sure it's an identifying factor
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;31688944]Also England as a first-world country has the worst social mobility in the world[/QUOTE]
That'd be Italy, actually.
[QUOTE=meepugh;31689025]So do Chavs listen to anything besides cheesy Techno?[/QUOTE]
listen to grime aswell.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/smokeybarz?feature=chclk[/url]
example of them singing
[QUOTE=Theater;31688576]Hey, are chavs racist by the way?[/QUOTE]
They all think they're black so yea they are still racist, towards white people. I'm surprised I've not heard the local white chavs shouting "Oi you dirty cracka!".
The thing that Chavs say that annoy me the most:
[B]BRAAPP[/B]
I mean, come on now, seriously, badly imitated gun noises is supposed to make you a hard ass.?
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;31689717]seriously, badly imitated gun noises is supposed to make you a hard ass.?[/QUOTE]
deys from da streetz blad
I just want to go on the record saying that the one thing that annoys me more than a chav, is a middle-class person doing a really bad chav impression.
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;31689893]I just want to go on the record saying that the one thing that annoys me more than a chav, is a middle-class person doing a really bad chav impression.[/QUOTE]
"Oi mate, you got any tabs? What you mean you ain't givin' me dem? You startin' on me? You startin', dickhead? I could fuckin' knock your block off while mortal bruv'!
Oh hahaha, I do say, silly chavs!"
I know that feel bro.
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Has anyone seen New Kids: Turbo? They seem like the defintion of a chav to me.
they breed like fucking rabbits 1 + 1 = BLOODY HUNDREDS OF THEM
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[QUOTE=RayvenQ;31689717]The thing that Chavs say that annoy me the most:
[B]BRAAPP[/B]
I mean, come on now, seriously, badly imitated gun noises is supposed to make you a hard ass.?[/QUOTE]
The other thing that they constantly do that drives me bloody bonkers is how they add the word 'INNIT' at the end of almost every sentence.
OP you need to add Chav phrases.
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;31689893]I just want to go on the record saying that the one thing that annoys me more than a chav, is a middle-class person doing a really bad chav impression.[/QUOTE]
How can you say that when a chavs duty is to be a deliberatley annoying menace?
Devvo is a fuckin' Donnie soldier.
[QUOTE=The Advisor;31691435]How can you say that when a chavs duty is to be a deliberatley annoying menace?[/QUOTE]
Because overly lily-white middle class people annoy me as it is, and when they think they're doing an accurate representation, which they seem to have gathered from watching other middle-class people do it, it's just really annoying. I've met people who would be called 'chavs' that are the nicest people I know, but I've never met a person who is priviledged, and has performed a chav impersonation, that I like.
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I mean seriously whenever I hear a middle class person satirically say 'bredren', 'innit', or 'blud' it just makes me cringe. At least use more contemporary and esoteric references, like 'you get me' 'vexxed' and 'allow it'
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;31691696]I've met people who would be called 'chavs' that are the nicest people I know,[/QUOTE]
I respect your opinion, there can be nice chavs which is absolutely true. But that doesn't equate to the majority of them.
Also it's not going to be easy to do a spot on chav impression with only text.
If I have annoyed you then you have my apology.
[b]PS:[/b] I wouldn't see myself as priviledged
[QUOTE=The Advisor;31691781]I respect your opinion, there can be nice chavs which is absolutely true. But that doesn't equate to the majority of them.
Also it's not going to be easy to do a spot on chav impression with only text.
If I have annoyed you then you have my apology..[/QUOTE]
no it's more people who say it out loud, and get the accent wrong as well, that annoy me. I just wanted to make a statement
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;31691804]I just wanted to make a statement[/QUOTE]
That's perfectly alright.
You should add typical places to find chavs (as in certain towns or cities). Examples are Chatham and Croydon.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;31686595]Facepunch, I am going to brave a Chav Haunt in my treck to a friends house in 20 minutes. To play Call of Cthulhu, I shall walk past not one, not two, but three shops, One Stop, a Chip shop and a Post Office. All are a Chav Haunt. I will update the thread upon my return. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I made it! A 14 year old girl in a top too small for her tried to stare me down outside One Stop, walked around and carried on.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;31692104]I made it! A 14 year old girl in a top too small for her tried to stare me down outside One Stop, walked around and carried on.[/QUOTE]
At least your safe.
Russian chavs are worse
[QUOTE=T1dal;31677907]Other great music from these talented artists :
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80[/media][/QUOTE]
Haha, Romford lads being straight cockney?
You guys are kidding about the music, right?
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;31691696]Because overly lily-white middle class people annoy me as it is, and when they think they're doing an accurate representation, which they seem to have gathered from watching other middle-class people do it, it's just really annoying. I've met people who would be called 'chavs' that are the nicest people I know, but I've never met a person who is priviledged, and has performed a chav impersonation, that I like.
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I mean seriously whenever I hear a middle class person satirically say 'bredren', 'innit', or 'blud' it just makes me cringe. At least use more contemporary and esoteric references, like 'you get me' 'vexxed' and 'allow it'[/QUOTE]
Me and my mates all call eachother bruv, but it's something that we've done for a long time. We used to hang around with the sort of kids who'd be called chavs, they used to get in trouble sometimes, but were mostly harmless.
It's actually useful knowing them lot because you know if you're going past them or whatever they aren't gonna try anything they'll just ask if you if you're alright. There was this one guy who used to shift people (proabably still does if he isn't in prison), but because I knew people who knew him he was always safe to me.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;31687748]Though funnily enough, in colege, the laws of the universe were defied and Chavs and Goths actually got on alright and could stand next to each other without killing each other.[/QUOTE]
Chav's? In college? AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
But seriosuly, where the fuck do you live Rayven? Around here they either become a builder or just sit on their arses living off the dole.
We call them skids where I live.
What alos pisses me off, is half of them don't even think they are "chav's". They actually take the piss out of indie or posh kids for wearing poloshirts (due to the knock-off poloshirt being a staple of chav culture).
[QUOTE=meeples;31677599]Can I listen to Scooter and not be a chav?[/QUOTE]
You can listen to Scooter and not be a chav, it's just that if you're a chav you listen to Scooter.
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