• Chavs: A Helpful Guide
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[QUOTE=T1dal;31677907]Other great music from these talented artists : [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80[/media][/QUOTE] This video is gonna haunt me forever. I live in the same town as these guys. I've more sense than to hang around with them though, I'm content with mocking them from afar.
I wonder what the Canadian equivalent of these creatures is
I've learned about chavs from my friend's across the pond. this chav happens to be my favorite: [img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/351/d/8/kf_kevo_the_chav_by_atagene-d352ogw.png[/img] Big Baller, Shot Caller.
[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;31693598]I've learned about chavs from my friend's across the pond. this chav happens to be my favorite: [img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/351/d/8/kf_kevo_the_chav_by_atagene-d352ogw.png[/img] Big Baller, Shot Caller.[/QUOTE] [url=http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/226/0/9/KILLING_FLOOR_PUT_A_DONK_ON_IT_by_UnoMasTiempo.swf]relevant[/url]
Shitloads of gang fights and stuff over here, chavs fight like pussies, they either swing there arms around like they're trying to slap someone or they use weapons. I beat the shit out of one on school once, was a pretty cool story. :P Also had a rather bad experience involving alot of my friends and alot of them, someone who really shouldn't have got beat up that night :/
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;31693457]I live in the same town as these guys..[/QUOTE] I'm so sorry... that you have to live in Romford.
DJ Badboy hahahahaha all the chavs where I live (Fife) listen to that garbage
[QUOTE=o DefcoN o;31694217]DJ Badboy hahahahaha all the chavs where I live (Fife) listen to that garbage[/QUOTE] They still listen to it? I was told that most of his songs were quite old? But then again his songs must be timeless over there.
Would [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8[/media] Loadsamoney be considered a chav?
[QUOTE=Rubs10;31684208]Actually, Hitler couldn't eat meat due to stomach problems.[/QUOTE]Well FUCK thanks a lot man that sure puts my mind at ease... :(
i think these guys hanged around in finland at 90's-beginning 00'.
[QUOTE=DaCommie1;31694683]Would [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8[/media] Loadsamoney be considered a chav?[/QUOTE] Yes, especially in this video. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgUYUOGvVZM&feature=related[/media] He tries to fight a sheep. He's quite a bit richer than the typical chav so... Maybe he's just considered a hard-man.
'Shams' Are basically Irish Chavs,But if you call em' one they'd take offence.
mc smally comes from my town
I saw a movie called Eden Lake recently that documented a horrific encounter with chavs, scariest thing I've ever seen. Will never visit England.
[QUOTE=Wadsworth;31699053]I saw a movie called Eden Lake recently that documented a horrific encounter with chavs, scariest thing I've ever seen. Will never visit England.[/QUOTE] that's like assuming that deliverance is an accurate depiction of southern America
[QUOTE=dedo678;31693139]We call them skids where I live.[/QUOTE] You live in the facepunch lua/programming section?
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;31699203]that's like assuming that deliverance is an accurate depiction of southern America[/QUOTE] I haven't seen the movie, but I've heard stories, it is.
What's a Chav's greatest weakness other than intelligence?
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;31700052]What's a Chav's greatest weakness other than intelligence?[/QUOTE] depends really, there are 'chavs' which are just skinny white kids talking in patois and wearing tracksuits, with them the kryptonite is actually stepping to them, they pussy out. Then, you have '[B][I]CHAVS[/I][/B]', the guys that make clockwork orange, the road and green street look like Child's play. Not a whole lot of methods to go up against those guys and come out swinging.
[I]awrite troops i'm nae fuckin happy with thae fuckin shit in this thread any mare ae this shite fae you fukin' nerdy basterts an am' gunna get big paulie on you hiy fuckin' dickheeds[/I] You thought that was bad? Try putting a really heavy southern scottish accent on it. That's seriously the kind of shit I hear from NEDs from lockerbie and such
Sounds like the American "bro".
The bro keeps to himself unless provoked in any way. I'm guessing chav's are the ones that go around provokingpeople. BTW, the portuguese slang for chavs is "chungas"
Just thought i'd show the world some of my ned-mates in their natural habitat and in their prime.. [quote] [img]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/281499_198593856861485_100001326150763_453809_6418465_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283047_262454467102261_100000131300762_1255157_7072483_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/61310_1629408898429_1332801390_1680858_7194110_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/35431_1495819121901_1426780205_1339699_4893891_n.jpg[/img] MD 20/20 , an increasingly popular choice for young slags [img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/36043_124878974235060_100001388731338_154691_1601821_n.jpg[/img] The almost bald guy is a fucking nutcase , almost killed somebody by stabbing him like 5 times.. just missed his vitals [img]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/253986_2032287015916_1506361434_2180671_5230313_n.jpg[/img] Homosexuality is almost a complete joke in the ned subculture. You can get away with anything slightly gay as long as there aren't any dicks actually involved... [/quote] Should suffice.
I grew up amongst so many neds, I can't believe I hung around with people like them, a lot of my cousins are neds actually. Quite funnily a lot of neds I know post some homo-ish photos of them touching each other, one of them even had a guy kissing the other on the cheek. lol. I could post pics, but If I were ever to be caught, I would get slashed.
neds is a good movie
[QUOTE=Nightsure;31687435]Not good, at all, however it is hilarious when you see a bunch of scene kids run into them, because they'll try and pick on them in a large group like they would for no reason. Metalheads will tend to only do anything if they try to get physical, the name calling we just laugh at. Mind you the chavs are probably drunk off some lower-than-shit tier of alcohol most of the time so it's not hard to beat one up.[/QUOTE] Damn I wish I lived in the U.K. so I could "one up" a couple of these confrontational chavs.
Someone should do a bogan (broadly the Australian equivalent of a chav/ned) thread. Rat-tails and Holden clothes and UDLs oh my!
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;31700052]What's a Chav's greatest weakness other than intelligence?[/QUOTE] Basically, walls. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlAnuRS3kH0&feature=player_embedded[/media] This video clearly shows that even a motion-less piece of environment can pwn a Chav by using pure smarts.
Portuguese chunga impersonation. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g-QHoWQvFM[/media] This annoying bastard is quite popular with the youth, too. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK67JE4viiA[/media]
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