• Chavs: A Helpful Guide
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How does somebody not know how to swing a sledge hammer?
[QUOTE=credesniper;31703587]How does somebody not know how to swing a sledge hammer?[/QUOTE] If you're a Chav
My Scottish Friend said that Chavs were the cool people... Then again My Scottish friend is a Fucking Asswipe!
This thread's hilarious!
[QUOTE=jaredop;31693074]You guys are kidding about the music, right?[/QUOTE] Some of the songs are a bit of a joke, but they'll actually listen to this, that or their song choice is whatever is in the charts at the moment with shitty rap on the side. About all forms of rock and metal is considered goth (however they pronounce it "goff"), don't ask me where this mindset came from, I was listening to some Jimi Hendrix while walking home with some friends and apparently Voodoo Child is "slit wrist" music to them :v:
DJ Badboy is a well respected musician at my school. It's sad that they consider that shit music
A common place to find chavs is on the dole line signing on, then buying a pack of John Player and 4 dutch.
I'd say the ops a bit outdated now, most chavs wear dodgy polo shirts and slick their hair back with nasty amounts of grease like the pikies do. I haven't seen a stereotypical chav in quite a long while.
[QUOTE=chaz13;31709097]I'd say the ops a bit outdated now, most chavs wear dodgy polo shirts and slick their hair back with nasty amounts of grease like the pikies do. I haven't seen a stereotypical chav in quite a long while.[/QUOTE] that's what I was thinking
Neds > Chavs. Naw, wait... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PwiKvhjgYM&feature=related[/media]
Chavs ruined Birmingham, it wasn't exactly a haven to begin with, but Birmingham is the birthplace of Ozzy Osbourne, Judas Priest, and Led Zeppelin, and now it's been turned into New Liverpool.
Example of the chav subculture: 12 year old chav requests my name by use of the phrase "Oi dick head who are ya?" to which I reply, "That's not a very nice way to greet someone is it now?" an hour or two later he says he is going to stab me. I couldn't decide whether to laugh because I was 5 years older and about 3 feet taller or cry because someone who is 12 years old feels that is a solution to a problem he fabricated with me. Such is life in Manchester.
[QUOTE=Takuat;31687565]Chavs, Neds, Yobs or whatever you call them are probably the worst part of the UK. Being someone who lives in Fife I can confirm that Chavs around here ALWAYS listen DJ Badboy.[/QUOTE] Where about in fife neebs? I'm in Scumfermline area, not too bad unless you go to brucefield/abbeyview area.
Chavs don't seem as bad as the stuff we have in the US, as long as they aren't wangsters.
Kersal Massive all up in this bitch [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEnK145M9-A[/MEDIA]
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31701433]Sledge chav video[/QUOTE] Most people are pacifistic. Sledge chav, is Pussyfistic. my god that person sucks at striking walls.
We should call then zero educated delinquients instead. Then I can call them the zed :v:
Anything you guys want me to add to the OP just hit me with it.
[QUOTE=The Advisor;31715160]Anything you guys want me to add to the OP just hit me with it.[/QUOTE] Buckfast. Seriously, they live off it. Don't know about chavs but neds do anyway.
Add 'Conner P' (not my misspelling) to OP to show that chav antics are highly intelligent and danger-free. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZXslsLDLs[/media] Proof that even walls hate chavs and their filthy tracksuits. Gragh ninja'd
You didn't mention why they're called chavs or that they wear burberry
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;31714574]Kersal Massive all up in this bitch [/QUOTE] Make a rap? With words that actually rhyme? Fuck that shit
Buckfast isn't actually as bad as it's reputation would imply. It's better than fucking Stella, which is the definite "beer" of choice Lot of chavs went to my school though, though I think everyone in Scotland can say the same thing. A friend of mine in primary went off the rails a few years back after I stopped hanging around with him. He's in the clink now with a few of his friends for beating the shit out of a guy who was waiting at traffic lights in his car with his girlfriend and her parents. C'est la vie
Kind of reminds me of a Wigger Redneck. It's the Southeastern US chav. What's hypocritical about these guys though is they are super hardcore on their southern white pride but surround themselves with shitty rap music and its scene while being entirely racist at the same time. Shit blows my mind.
My dad recently saw some chavs in London. There were two pregnant women fist fighting while smoking and some guys without shirts yelling.
[URL]http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/[/URL] Add this to the OP, some are quite interesting reads and you can read stuff about your own towns/cities. Most of the articles are incredibly exaggerated though.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fou_6KG6ihM[/media] [editline]14th August 2011[/editline] Not all neds/chavs hate long hair. Either that or there's a new generation evolving. Shit.
Welp, ill get the battle van armed with M60's and we'll have our selves a drive-by tonight :buddy:
[QUOTE=The Advisor;31715160]Anything you guys want me to add to the OP just hit me with it.[/QUOTE] Add that "wall-trap" video I've posted on the other page. A good way to fight trash is to make sure that if they fuck you up you fuck them up.
[QUOTE=DisasterWolf;31718251][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fou_6KG6ihM[/media] [editline]14th August 2011[/editline] Not all neds/chavs hate long hair. Either that or there's a new generation evolving. Shit.[/QUOTE] Took me a while to realize the camera guy was also a Chav I thought he was just stalking them at first or something.
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