[IMG]https://38.media.tumblr.com/6f4b5b15670f9ad866b88eee30b6d881/tumblr_nc8sefx6fX1s1m123o1_500.jpg[/IMG]
(sorry if old!)
[QUOTE=GLH;46046391]If that's the case, why do I still want to [clank] [clank] it?
[t]http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/samus/main.png[/t]
Just look at that thigh gap :v:[/QUOTE]
here's some concept art from Metroid II:
[img]http://metroid.retropixel.net/games/metroid2/artwork/metroid2_01.jpg[/img]
In more recent games they've designed the power suit to have very feminine features (such as a ridiculously small waist) but it wasn't always that way.
[QUOTE=GLH;46046391]If that's the case, why do I still want to [clank] [clank] it?
[t]http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/samus/main.png[/t]
Just look at that thigh gap :v:[/QUOTE]
Because some robots are just too sexy.
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21791801/mecha/N-T-R.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=GLH;46046391]If that's the case, why do I still want to [clank] [clank] it?
[t]http://www.smashbros.com/images/character/samus/main.png[/t]
Just look at that thigh gap :v:[/QUOTE]
because it no longer has the JUNK GUARD
[img]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131224153418/sonic/images/b/ba/Samus_-_Brawl_Trophy.png[/img]
samus is [I]packin[/I]
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;46046448]In more recent games they've designed the power suit to have very feminine features (such as a ridiculously small waist) but it wasn't always that way.[/QUOTE]
Whenever i see samus because she's so sexualized i cant stop thinking about going out there and violently opressing women.
[QUOTE=Dark Link;46046230][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/xQkNFuU.jpg[/thumb]
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Jhu55Qe.jpg[/thumb]
Tumblr redesigns Samus :v:[/QUOTE]
That has to be one of the most unappealing designs I've ever seen
[editline]22nd September 2014[/editline]
I mean I don't love the direction Nintendo's taking with Samus's design but come on
[QUOTE=Bynine;46046533]That has to be one of the most unappealing designs I've ever seen
[editline]22nd September 2014[/editline]
I mean I don't love the direction Nintendo's taking with Samus's design but come on[/QUOTE]
Why did they put boobs on the guy though.
I'd be okay with their concept if it wasnt for the boobs. That's just weird.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46046549]Why did they put boobs on the guy though.
I'd be okay with their concept if it wasnt for the boobs. That's just weird.[/QUOTE]
You misunderstand. That's a woman, not a man.
[QUOTE=Dark Link;46046230][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/xQkNFuU.jpg[/thumb][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Jhu55Qe.jpg[/thumb]
Tumblr redesigns Samus :v:[/QUOTE]
She gets points for being elderly, ugly, mannish, and scarred, but she's still white, has blonde hair and blue eyes, and isn't disabled physically. As a trans-african I am offended by this obvious propagation of an Aryan idealistic womyn.
[QUOTE=Hervey;46046676]You misunderstand. That's a woman, not a man.[/QUOTE]
You misunderstand the joke.
---That cat was surely late.--
Edit:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SwbJ0cV.jpg[/img]
That samus design is some Cloud Atlas shit.
[img]http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzv2o7R9t1qzr3wuo1_500.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Hervey;46046676]You misunderstand. That's a woman, not a man.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck, time to check my privilege I guess
[QUOTE=Dark Link;46046230][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/xQkNFuU.jpg[/thumb]
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Jhu55Qe.jpg[/thumb]
Tumblr redesigns Samus :v:[/QUOTE]
I support incorporating more "honest" depiction of women in video games, but this makes her look like she's been chugging testosterone and steroids for breakfast. And the yellow + blue combination on the zero suit is just so belch and it draws way too much attention to her thighs.
I can understand trying to give her realistic proportions but giving a women masculine traits isn't supporting femininity it's cen-OH GOD WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS HERE HAVE FUNNY PICTURES LETS LAUGH AT THIS HA HA
[img]https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7971810304/h7779790B/[/img]
[QUOTE=TheTrainRider;46046772]
[img]https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7971810304/h7779790B/[/img][/QUOTE]
Satan is a pretty nice guy
[QUOTE=Minimal;46046902]Satan is a pretty nice guy[/QUOTE]
In the Bible, Satan is not Lucifer. Lucifer is the fallen angel being punished in Hell for wanting to usurp God, or something. Satan is God's "Devil's Advocate", who's job it is to question everything God does to make sure His reasoning is sound, ie. Book of Job. Satan also sometimes does God's dirty work. It's all a bit odd really.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;46046934]In the Bible, Satan is not Lucifer. Lucifer is the fallen angel being punished in Hell for wanting to usurp God, or something. Satan is God's "Devil's Advocate", who's job it is to question everything God does to make sure His reasoning is sound, ie. Book of Job. Satan also sometimes does God's dirty work. It's all a bit odd really.[/QUOTE][video=youtube;IRsPheErBj8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8[/video]
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;46046934]In the Bible, Satan is not Lucifer. Lucifer is the fallen angel being punished in Hell for wanting to usurp God, or something. Satan is God's "Devil's Advocate", who's job it is to question everything God does to make sure His reasoning is sound, ie. Book of Job. Satan also sometimes does God's dirty work. It's all a bit odd really.[/QUOTE]
So...
Hail Satan?
[QUOTE=Dark Link;46046230][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/xQkNFuU.jpg[/thumb]
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Jhu55Qe.jpg[/thumb]
Tumblr redesigns Samus :v:[/QUOTE]
I love how she's got shotgun shells on her leg despite shotguns never appearing in any metroid game ever.
[IMG]http://blog-imgs-66.fc2.com/r/i/n/ringnouede/mramerica.jpg[/IMG]
Who [B]IS[/B] this mysterious man?
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46046758]Oh fuck, time to check my privilege I guess[/QUOTE]
Yeah you do that cis het scum!
[QUOTE=Paramud;46046719]She gets points for being elderly, ugly, [B]mannish[/B], and scarred, but she's still white, has blonde hair and blue eyes, and isn't disabled physically. As a trans-african I am offended by this obvious propagation of an Aryan idealistic womyn.[/QUOTE]
Woah there, you can't just go and describe a strong independent woman "mannish," stop oppressing me shitlord.
Also her outfit appears to be appropriating Fallout culture, she needs something more fitting.
Can we quit with the samus design please
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;46047159]Can we quit with the samus design please[/QUOTE]
it triggers me
[sp]sorry[/sp]
[QUOTE=Chains!;46046206][QUOTE]my brother raped me in labour[/QUOTE]Wouldn't that just push the baby back in?[/QUOTE]
I think the best part is its apart of a magazine called "Thats life!" which implies women being raped while giving birth is an every day occurrence :v:
Ah the late 90's. How I miss those two dollar cameras.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;46047313]Ah the late 90's. How I miss those two dollar cameras.[/QUOTE]
But they still make them?
At least I think they do.
Anybody remembers this gold :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/72p4whq.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mitchel.;46047341]Anybody remembers this gold :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/72p4whq.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I thought we were done flogging the MaxofS2D horse
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;46047356]I thought we were done flogging the MaxofS2D horse[/QUOTE]
It seems like i was late to the party.
Sorry guys :v:
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