[QUOTE=squids_eye;46049772]This happens when I'm drunk or I've just woke up.[/QUOTE]
You shit yourself every morning?
[QUOTE=Judas;46049626][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/f5198935351a3d931fc2bb7cc72b83ac/tumblr_n9x8heboDw1rmvzs8o1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Even scarier are people who roll their toilet paper under rather than over.
[QUOTE=Rents;46049813]You shit yourself every morning?[/QUOTE]
You don't?
[QUOTE=rakker;46048748]I love animals being huge dicks.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/x0YG0Fj.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
That one's just trying to say hi
[img]http://gallery.photo.net/photo/15143357-md.jpg[/img]
Does that look like the face of a huge dick?
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;46050148]That one's just trying to say hi
[img]http://gallery.photo.net/photo/15143357-md.jpg[/img]
Does that look like the face of a huge dick?[/QUOTE]
Steve Irwin would say yes.
yep, that face is basically saying "I'm here to fuck you, have fun"
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;46050148]That one's just trying to say hi
[img]http://gallery.photo.net/photo/15143357-md.jpg[/img]
Does that look like the face of a huge dick?[/QUOTE]
Their "face" is equivalent to a human having a mouth on the underside of their chin. Imagine that.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46050232][vid]http://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/2563612E3D1115732836415098880_230f7010569.5.1.14337210645902345152.mp4?versionId=e0ljjLT_7Akv6UwD3Ll1wfXcSs3gucAV[/vid][/QUOTE]
Fuck everything about that.
Please god tell me it was a spent bullet casing.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46050232][vid]http://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/2563612E3D1115732836415098880_230f7010569.5.1.14337210645902345152.mp4?versionId=e0ljjLT_7Akv6UwD3Ll1wfXcSs3gucAV[/vid][/QUOTE]
I too would shoot myself if all I had to drink was malibu
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46050232][vid]http://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/2563612E3D1115732836415098880_230f7010569.5.1.14337210645902345152.mp4?versionId=e0ljjLT_7Akv6UwD3Ll1wfXcSs3gucAV[/vid][/QUOTE]
that is terrifying
FOOL!
[QUOTE=rakker;46048748]I love animals being huge dicks.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ibk2uAd.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.minus.com/i5WipgbyRnfCP.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/1z2L1HC.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/IpUfGgN.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/XvvnxWW.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/qJcl2LA.gif[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/VbEldH4.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/srM0KQM.gif[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/x0YG0Fj.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
might be late, but this is one of the oddest ones of all
[IMG]http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/awbK4R8_460sa_v1.gif[/IMG]
big bird eating small bird...
[QUOTE=booster;46050304]Fuck everything about that.
Please god tell me it was a spent bullet casing.[/QUOTE]
99% sure it is a pellet gun. Look at the way the barrel looks near the cylinder, for the size of the bullet in the background, it is way too small. Looks like one of these
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSGc5XBSAPc[/media]
Where the BBs are held inside the bullets. Since it just clicked, I doubt there was even a gas cartridge in the gun. Still stupid as hell though
[QUOTE=booster;46050304]Fuck everything about that.
Please god tell me it was a spent bullet casing.[/QUOTE]
Judging by the shells in the background I think it might be airsoft.
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41qgOsFkh-L.jpg[/img]
(airsoft revolver shells), the barrel also looks wrong for a real one.
[editline]subsonic ammo[/editline]
Turns out I'm late, but yeah, still probably not real, although if it actually did fire the BB it'd probably hurt quite a lot.
-snip unfunny apparently :X-
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46050473]99% sure it is a pellet gun. Look at the way the barrel looks near the cylinder, for the size of the bullet in the background, it is way too small. Looks like one of these
Where the BBs are held inside the bullets. Since it just clicked, I doubt there was even a gas cartridge in the gun. Still stupid as hell though[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;46050486]Judging by the shells in the background I think it might be airsoft.
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41qgOsFkh-L.jpg[/img]
(airsoft revolver shells), the barrel also looks wrong for a real one.
[editline]subsonic ammo[/editline]
Turns out I'm late, but yeah, still probably not real, although if it actually did fire the BB it'd probably hurt quite a lot.[/QUOTE]
here come the creepy gun [del]autists[/del] enthusiasts
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[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46050473]99% sure it is a pellet gun. Look at the way the barrel looks near the cylinder, for the size of the bullet in the background, it is way too small. Looks like one of these
Where the BBs are held inside the bullets. Since it just clicked, I doubt there was even a gas cartridge in the gun. Still stupid as hell though[/QUOTE]
I was instinctively expecting a seriously beastly boom at the first shot, and instead it produced a tiny gentle pew.
[QUOTE=Judas;46049626][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/f5198935351a3d931fc2bb7cc72b83ac/tumblr_n9x8heboDw1rmvzs8o1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I have a legit fear where I'll finish the number 2 and reach for the TP
my hand goes right through it.
it's a hologram
[QUOTE=EcksDee;46050575]I have a legit fear where I'll finish the number 2 and reach for the TP
my hand goes right through it.
it's a hologram[/QUOTE]
Even worse, you're horrified by the fact that you've just finished taking an awful, wet, diarrhea shit. To top it all off, the toilet clogs.
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46050311][img]http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/09/kid.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Fucking appropriate reaction imho.
Anyone who does that shit deserves to be stuck away from a gun for the rest of their life.
[QUOTE=TAU!;46050613]Even worse, you're horrified by the fact that you've just finished taking an awful, wet, diarrhea shit. To top it all off, the toilet clogs.[/QUOTE]
And there's no plunger.
[QUOTE=Melnek;46050559]here come the creepy gun [del]autists[/del] enthusiasts[/QUOTE]
Israel and you're talking about creepy gun enthusiasts? lmao
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;46049896]Even scarier are people who roll their toilet paper under rather than over.[/QUOTE]
What, am I supposed to roll it over like a fucking [I]barbarian[/I]?
[QUOTE=leoshig;46050668]What, am I supposed to roll it over like a fucking [I]barbarian[/I]?[/QUOTE]
i will literally kill anyone you've ever met if you roll your toilet paper under.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor1;46050645]
Anyone who does that shit deserves to be stuck away from a gun for the rest of their life.[/QUOTE]
Then how are we supposed to run a well regulated militia? You want the King of England in your face?
