[QUOTE=MachiniOs;46064152]They're not common but I think most know what they are. I still remember when the press went mental over Will Smith admitting he had one though it was great.
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The thing is that wouldn't work because one word is displayed to the right eye and the other is displayed to the left, so they would be overlaid on top of each other.
[QUOTE=Paramud;46064237]The thing is that wouldn't work because one word is displayed to the right eye and the other is displayed to the left, so they would be overlaid on top of each other.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;46064176]I got 3 bidets
does that make me really european?[/QUOTE]
I think the rule of thumb is 1 extra citizenship for any EU country of choice for each bidet owned.
[sp]I just remembered I have no idea what a bidet is for. Do you wash your ass with it?[/sp]
[QUOTE=BearsAteMyCat;46064265]I think the rule of thumb is 1 extra citizenship for any EU country of choice for each bidet owned.
[sp]I just remembered I have no idea what a bidet is for. Do you wash your ass with it?[/sp][/QUOTE]
Ohhh, I'll take Sweden, Norway and maybe France.
Yeah, but I think I've never used it for that. It feels awkward to wash your ass in that, so I just take a shower instead. Absolutely great to wash your feet though. If you're like me, you have a hard time going to sleep with your feet cold, so you can fill it up with warm water and warm your feet in it.
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;46064430]Ohhh, I'll take Sweden, Norway and maybe France.
Yeah, but I think I've never used it for that. It feels awkward to wash your ass in that, so I just take a shower instead. Absolutely great to wash your feet though. If you're like me, you have a hard time going to sleep with your feet cold, so you can fill it up with warm water and warm your feet in it.[/QUOTE]
I'm the literal opposite damn.
I've never seen a bidet in my entire life.
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The twitterfeed is too good.
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[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;46064430]Ohhh, I'll take Sweden, Norway and maybe France.
Yeah, but I think I've never used it for that. It feels awkward to wash your ass in that, so I just take a shower instead. Absolutely great to wash your feet though. If you're like me, you have a hard time going to sleep with your feet cold, so you can fill it up with warm water and warm your feet in it.[/QUOTE]
I've always used it to wash the sand off my feet after going to the beach.
[QUOTE=Maximo13;46065006]I've always used it to wash the sand off my feet after going to the beach.[/QUOTE]
I only read half of your post in a glance, and I thought you were gonna say you use it to wash the sand off of your ass after going to the beach.
Also a good use for it, mind you.
Going back to the Bidet ass washer thing I have a small tale.
I volunteered to look after some terminally ill people go to Lourdes in France on some pilgrimage (I was the only atheist there). I shared a room with an old catholic priest who was all solemn and a holy man with his judgy looks and what not. Anyhow, I'm sat there reading a book and he goes into the bathroom. He's been gone for about a good half hour when I realize he's either had a heart attack or having a massive shit. I knock on the door and ask if he's ok, and he replies he's fine although sounding a little worried. I get back on the bed and can faintly here splashing and the priest muttering 'oh dear, oh deary me'. After another ten minutes, he comes out the toilet with a look of shame on his face.
"You're going to fucking love me, I've done a shit in the Bidet"
He got confused and took a raging cheek parting turd right into the fucking Bidet and it was floating around in chunks refusing to go down the tiny drain. I told him it's alright and i'll fetch a cleaner, I felt awful for him but as soon as I got down to the lobby I couldn't stop laughing for a good while. Oh and he didn't bum me.
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omg my dick
Can I interest you in an Atheist Bun mi'lady?
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I have this fear every day considering every single one of my IRL friends is a furry. (Except one, but he's a brony so it's worse)
[QUOTE=MadBomber;46066195]Can I interest you in an Atheist Bun mi'lady?
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Are those... fedora lamps?
Bowler hat lamps
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