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It's more like this.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/80917449/coffee.jpg[/img]
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This is literally something my grandma would post on Facebook
[QUOTE=Durrsly;46097804]This is literally something my grandma would post on Facebook[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b4/b422b23e6db46207c9ed7b088922204c10be76ac866981ce8c7feaffbaf28dd3.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=coverop;46097366]Are you ready for Spookies?
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They look sweet
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H2O blaze it faggot
[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;46094940][video=youtube;dJoeGvn6MAY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoeGvn6MAY[/video][/QUOTE]
The reason they do this is to train soldiers to keep their composure while under pressure.
If you can stand there and maintain your composure while being screamed at by 3 Drill Instructors, you can better maintain your ability to aim a rifle while being shot at.
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this kills the weenie
Remember that fake news article about the art gallery full of invisible art? Tea Party thought it was real.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/60A4rvt.jpg[/img]
"Would you fall for this scam?"
[QUOTE=The Vman;46098572]Remember that fake news article about the art gallery full of invisible art? Tea Party thought it was real.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/60A4rvt.jpg[/img]
"Would you fall for this scam?"[/QUOTE]
They should have done their research a little more before posting this, but an invisible art gallery is something I would completely expect from a modern artist. Sure, this specific exhibit might be fake, but there's a thousand others like it that aren't fake.
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This is actually a serious deadly bird disease called Avian Muscular Necrosis (AMN), it makes their muscles slowly decay, hence why it cannot really stand up. The bird is now dead
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Talk about smoke on the water.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hUauXeR.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;46094940][video=youtube;dJoeGvn6MAY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoeGvn6MAY[/video][/QUOTE]
I actually had the same thing happen to me. My platoon was in the auditorium doing lessons. I went to go take a piss, and when I walked out side. My main D.I Ssgt. Schmitt was talking to other D.I's of 3rd battlion, when he said "FLEMING! SO YOU WANT TO SAY HI TO US?" and then 20 D.I rushed my ass and slammed me against the wall screaming, and hollering. My D.I got them off me, and said "So, do you still gotta piss Fleming?" "No sir! This recruit no longer has to piss sir!"
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I know, $5 per tooth, kid be making bank.
[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;46094940][video=youtube;dJoeGvn6MAY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoeGvn6MAY[/video][/QUOTE]
I could never go through military basic for this reason. I would spend too much time trying not to laugh/cry at the DI's, and promptly get my ass kicked all across the country for it.
