[QUOTE=lmaof;46163184][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/t8BLwBR.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT IS THAT
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Rf6FRvn.jpg[/img]
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD :tinfoil:
[sp] i regret nothing[/sp]
[QUOTE=KINGSTAR998;46163879][IMG]http://www.vpfunworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/funny-jokes-with-pictures-to-text-2-272x273.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I think that Mom in the chat is now old enough to be a grandma and she's sending that same picture to her grandkids.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/c1zN5/5faee7653b.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;46162369]does the skeletons as a meme thing come from mr bones
like how did that happen[/QUOTE]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calaca]Happy skeletons has been a thing for so long that it's an entire part of religion in Mexico.[/url]
[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;46161412]your 1000th post
and the name's wrong[/QUOTE]
so much for history
[QUOTE=KINGSTAR998;46163879][IMG]http://www.vpfunworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/funny-jokes-with-pictures-to-text-2-272x273.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
When my mum first got a mobile she used to finish every text to me with 'lol'. I eventually asked her what she meant by it and she replied 'lol - lots of love, that's what it means'. No mum, it doesn't.
[QUOTE=macotaco;46164733][img]https://33.media.tumblr.com/490708f38a2b8375f6e0f5b6f5b8e9a4/tumblr_ncwpeoeNE81trqxz5o1_500.jpg[/img]
oh.[/QUOTE]
This is why you don't let bored interns write your trophy descriptions.
[QUOTE=macotaco;46164733][img]https://33.media.tumblr.com/490708f38a2b8375f6e0f5b6f5b8e9a4/tumblr_ncwpeoeNE81trqxz5o1_500.jpg[/img]
oh.[/QUOTE]
[sp]"Was getting more 1-Ups part of your plan?"[/sp]
[img]http://puu.sh/c1GlP/ae3f980b23.png[/img]
[QUOTE=EvilMelon;46164000][IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10570448_479820945494401_5141610980267056184_n.jpg?oh=14f1cb660c610c88bf98fc56b93dc082&oe=54ABEC92&__gda__=1421467128_0faaf9a1d4ebc74dc1dfada38fe4df66[/IMG][/QUOTE]
We have the same thing in Sweden, but worse. It's like smearing dried concrete on a sandwich.
[IMG]http://www.mediabanken.se/WS/Arla/Arla.se/v140/Image.aspx?opvno=f4wevilbh6x2fviao7ttaldf54000000&itype=Jpg300p[/IMG]
[QUOTE=MILKE;46164860]We have the same thing in Sweden, but worse. It's like smearing dried concrete on a sandwich.
[IMG]http://www.mediabanken.se/WS/Arla/Arla.se/v140/Image.aspx?opvno=f4wevilbh6x2fviao7ttaldf54000000&itype=Jpg300p[/IMG][/QUOTE]
It's like you don't let your smör stay out for a short while before applying it to the bröd. Weirdo
Not a pic, but a story:
[quote]My boss is a somewhat neurotic 60 year old woman that I only see when I have to go to corporate HQ for some kind of training. Thanks to a few changes in scheduling last year, all of my work is essentially done in the first hour I come in, and I'm chilling for the rest of the 10 hour shift. For 8 of the 10 hours I'm working, I'm the only person in the building.
I've been doing a number of things to pass time. Once Netflix got boring, I started signing up for online certificate courses and got those. A few months ago, I started jerking it because there was literally nothing else to do. I'd download the videos at home and bring them in on my laptop so no red flags were raised. For whatever reason, once it gets late and the automatic lights shut off in the parking lot, I started going outside and pulling my meat out in the open. It's something I recommend every guy tries at least once.
Maybe I was bored with simply jerking it. Maybe I wanted to push the limits simply because I could. I don't know, but I'm really wishing I didn't right now. I started stripping down naked (if I was jerking it while standing) or I'd be in my boxers if I was sitting down in the executive department's conference room.
Now in three years, she's never come up here on my shift. I don't know why she showed up on a Sunday night, but she did. Volume was maxxed out, so I really couldn't lie about what I was watching, and I had one leg on the table and one on the ground to really free up my prostate. I was jerking it, jerking it, started cumming, and shot my load all over the executive table and a little on the chair, and as I looked up to see how far I was able to get it, I saw her standing at the door I left open, lips tight and staring right at me.
I was speechless. I had absolutely nothing to say. She walked out, got in her car, and left. I cleaned everything thoroughly, went back to my workstation, and was waiting for the phone to ring. About an hour passed, and I got nothing. I called my remote supervisor in Deleware, thinking she called him, and when I asked if he heard anything from her, he said he didn't, and asked why I was asking him.
Rather than face both the embarrassment and potential legal charges in the morning (I work in the medical field), I decided that I'd just walk off the job, and turn my part time job that I got with those certificates I earned into a full time one. I called my remote supervisor back again, and let him know that this was my last shift, and I was leaving early. He started panicking, but I told him that I'd leave everything as it should for when the morning crew came in. I cleared out my locker, left all of my security clearance on my boss' desk, and went out side. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. This particular line or two right here is for no other purpose than to throw people off my trail so they don't discover my true motives.[/quote]
if you want soft butter, don't take it straight out of the fridge and try and spread it.
in fact, don't put it in the fridge at all if you intend on using it
[QUOTE=download;46164743]When my mum first got a mobile she used to finish every text to me with 'lol'. I eventually asked her what she meant by it and she replied 'lol - lots of love, that's what it means'. No mum, it doesn't.[/QUOTE]
An old lady who used to write stuff for the local church newsletter thought it was 'lots of love' too and so misused lol frequently.
She wrote the obituaries.
[QUOTE=EvilMelon;46164000][IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10570448_479820945494401_5141610980267056184_n.jpg?oh=14f1cb660c610c88bf98fc56b93dc082&oe=54ABEC92&__gda__=1421467128_0faaf9a1d4ebc74dc1dfada38fe4df66[/IMG][/QUOTE]
what sort of lower class pleb uses a regular knife to spread butter
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