[QUOTE=Spor;46359050]Feels good to be a natural early riser[/QUOTE]
early risers are insufferable human beings
[QUOTE=Spor;46359050]Feels good to be a natural early riser[/QUOTE]
nobody likes people who function before like 6 am. one day you'll all try to kill the rest of us and the only people we'll be able to rely on are insomniacs.
[QUOTE=Melnek;46359117]early risers are insufferable human beings[/QUOTE]
people who wake up early actively ruin my day, every day
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46359168]people who wake up early actively ruin my day, every day[/QUOTE]
Waking up early >> staying up late
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;46359168]people who wake up early actively ruin my day, every day[/QUOTE]
At least they're not the ones ruining your health
[QUOTE=maxumym;46359187]Waking up early >> staying up late[/QUOTE]
I do both.
[QUOTE=godfatherk;46355868]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5dhhT4YWn8[/media]
[I]it's such a brilliant place[/I][/QUOTE]
Oh god. I live there. How have I never seen this. This is awful... I hope no-one got paid to make this. :suicide:
[QUOTE=meppers;46360073][t]http://i.imgur.com/thBnG55.png[/t][/QUOTE]
More stories that really happened *pinky swear*
[QUOTE=Ramone;46352425][IMG]http://cdn3.volusion.com/xvjne.lvjnf/v/vspfiles/photos/1818-21628-3.jpg?1364376413[/IMG]
Eaton fuller for the win[/QUOTE]
Meh i trained on one to get my class 1 license, unless your well loaded, it will be more like 1-4-8-13-16-18 or so. With about 2000lbs torque, you can start at speed 10, but driveshaft will torn.
[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;46359165]nobody likes people who function before like 6 am. one day you'll all try to kill the rest of us and the only people we'll be able to rely on are insomniacs.[/QUOTE]
The early risers will wake up to meet our insomniac defenders right before their bedtime.
[QUOTE=meppers;46360073][t]http://i.imgur.com/thBnG55.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Where exactly in a computer can you put a dildo? That sounds like such bullshit.
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;46360413]Where exactly in a computer can you put a dildo? That sounds like such bullshit.[/QUOTE]
There is quite a bit of space.
[t]http://the-pc-pitstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/open-computer-cases.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;46360413]Where exactly in a computer can you put a dildo? That sounds like such bullshit.[/QUOTE]
You could put one in a desktop, I don't think it would really melt the plastic [I]that[/I] severely. That would also require a toddler to remove the case of a computer, load it full of dildos, and close it again.
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;46360413]Where exactly in a computer can you put a dildo? That sounds like such bullshit.[/QUOTE]
There'd be plenty of room if you opened up the case. But how would the kid even figure out how to open up a computer. Also I doubt a PC would get hot enough to melt dildos unless you were doing some really CPU/GPU intensive shit. I don't think 40-50c would melt a dildo.
[QUOTE=michaeldim;46360443]You could put one in a desktop, I don't think it would really melt the plastic [I]that[/I] severely. That would also require a toddler to remove the case of a computer, load it full of dildos, and close it again.[/QUOTE]
"had also recently replaced a missing slot cover" is a key phrase there, someone could have replaced the cover without noticing the dildos inside
[QUOTE=Hervey;46360444]There'd be plenty of room if you opened up the case. But how would the kid even figure out how to open up a computer. Also I doubt a PC would get hot enough to melt dildos unless you were doing some really CPU/GPU intensive shit. I don't think 40-50c would melt a dildo.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. Love how you guys rate me dumb, but if you believe a fucking toddler opened up a PC case, put in dildo's, have those dildo's melt at 80c (the hottest a normal computer gets during full load) even though plastics don't melt up until much higher temperatues, close the case again and do all this in such a way that nobody could notice...
Then I'm sorry, but you're the dumb one here.
If it was completely packed with dildo's, the heat would prolly be way above 80 C due to the restricted airflow.
Imagine taking the mobo out of the case with all the parts on it and wrapping it in a big blanket.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;46360523]Exactly. Love how you guys rate me dumb, but if you believe a fucking toddler opened up a PC case, put in dildo's, have those dildo's melt at 80c (the hottest a normal computer gets during full load) even though plastics don't melt up until much higher temperatues, close the case again and do all this in such a way that nobody could notice...
Then I'm sorry, but you're the dumb one here.[/QUOTE]
First, you're calling something fake without even considering the possibilities
He says it on the story that a slot cover was recently replaced, that means an open slot(possibily a DVD/CD drive slot, those are big enough to fit a dildo trough) was present. So the argument that he doesn't have a way to put them inside is gone.
Also, if the entire thing was filled with dildos there's absolutely no airflow and the heat has no way of escaping the case, so the argument that the heat wouldn't be enough is also gone.
Second, story being real or not, it's extremely idiotic and annoying to just reply to a story like that saying it's fake, because nobody fucking cares.
[QUOTE=Tsanummy;46358532][img]http://i.imgur.com/30KsmXF.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Why is horn both the thing unicorns have and the thing that goes toot? I was so confused.
