[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;46360413]Where exactly in a computer can you put a dildo? That sounds like such bullshit.[/QUOTE]
They said they had recently replaced a missing CD drive slot cover from the computer. That's where.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;46360797][img]http://i.imgur.com/rbRhJ7U.png[/img][/QUOTE]
If they're free then I wouldn't even care if they wrote out the entirety of "Mein Kampf".
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;46360797][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rbRhJ7U.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
But why can't I count!?
[QUOTE=Apollo2947;46361005]But what does the last pizza have on it!?[/QUOTE]
That's 10 letters
↔snip↔
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;46361042]That's 10 letters[/QUOTE]
I won't accept these ten pizzas as they are. I need an eleventh pizza with a single pepperoni slice on it or I'm sending it back.
[img]https://33.media.tumblr.com/776f197c061fce1fc24c9c31eb11bbd8/tumblr_ncrnwjRLlY1r9nn5ho1_500.jpg[/img]
Every Super Smash Bros Melee character moveset swapped with Captain Falcon’s taunt.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;46360132]More stories that really happened *pinky swear*[/QUOTE]
Do we have to do this stupid shit every time a silly story is posted because it's the new epic maymay response that facepunch heroes came up with or can we just enjoy a simple story meant for humor without discussing the physics of realistic dildo melting temperatures and if liquid cooling loops would delay said dildo mollifying.
LMAO Pics V. Dildos in PC
[QUOTE=Xion21;46361652]the physics of realistic dildo melting temperatures[/QUOTE]
go on
[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;46362277]Ahem, teenie-weenies anybody?
[IMG]https://bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/0018_full.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I should buy the chest full of them, then bury it somewhere in Chicago, with clues and intrigue.
Men and Women would fight each other for the rights to the chest. Blood in the streets, until finally the chest is found and opened to find.
It's full of mini fantasy dildos.
And probably a coupon for them.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46362306]I should buy the chest full of them, then bury it somewhere in Chicago, with clues and intrigue.
Men and Women would fight each other for the rights to the chest. Blood in the streets, until finally the chest is found and opened to find.
It's full of mini fantasy dildos.
And probably a coupon for them.[/QUOTE]
More like grow old and tell your family about the treasure while still leaving clues and shit.
What's the scale? Where's the soda can?
[QUOTE=RetaDepa;46362250][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bj7eBJl.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Reminds me how spooky this black history month stream got after dark.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JpzhMez.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8klc3E8.jpg[/img]
requesting link to vinesauce/vinny's "waiting for tonight" bad singing video game thing
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;46362346]More like grow old and tell your family about the treasure while still leaving clues and shit.[/QUOTE]
Oh! Better idea, like I do that, and give the hunt to my nephews, who are all assholes for one reason or another. Because I lie and say that the treasure is my saved of fortune.
And when they find the treasure, they just find a note detailing how dumb they all truly are, and that the fortune was given to multiple charities upon my death, rather than given to spoiled assholes.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46362516]Oh! Better idea, like I do that, and give the hunt to my nephews, who are all assholes for one reason or another. Because I lie and say that the treasure is my saved of fortune.
And when they find the treasure, they just find a note detailing how dumb they all truly are, and that the fortune was given to multiple charities upon my death, rather than given to spoiled assholes.[/QUOTE]
And end the note with "Eat a dick."
What the dicks did I just watch.
[QUOTE=Crimor;46362591]What the dicks did I just watch.[/QUOTE]
Grezzo 2 the only game were you fight a giant disembodied head of Padre Pio.
It even has cut scenes:
[video=youtube;K8QZlUSdIbw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8QZlUSdIbw[/video]
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;46362550]I just realised where I first heard that beginning bit from:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FglVuYr0BJg[/media][/QUOTE]
if this game had subtitles, id play the shit out of it
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46358289][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/V6rJm29.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
wow, I could be in that situation in a few months, if the ship ever starts to sink
so much fun will be had :dance:...
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