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SH can be a magical place sometimes
[QUOTE=Revanold;46510740]Proper beards are okay but pubey messes on your chin need to go. There's a time where beards are acceptable and usually late adolescence isn't it[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=EvilMelon;46510702][IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10808346_10152618334328300_1340734457_n.jpg?oh=985c85bb548990d55c794c577f113c0b&oe=546D136C&__gda__=1416382205_49b0d7f2cfa57732ca1d5546051e63e4[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Weirdest loss parody so far.
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I have to do this in real life...
[QUOTE=Svinnik;46506724]Some OC cringe. White is me, red is girl i liked:
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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZvYIE0P.png[/IMG]
Actual content:
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shit nigger what are you doing
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[QUOTE=Revanold;46510740]Proper beards are okay but pubey messes on your chin need to go. There's a time where beards are acceptable and usually late adolescence isn't it[/QUOTE]
How to determine if a beard is acceptable: The definitive guide
Are you male?
Can you grow facial hair without spotty or patchy growth?
If the question to both of the above answers is "yes", congratulations! A beard is [I]always[/I]​ acceptable.
[QUOTE=ferrus;46511303][IMG]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2014/11/17/e7ca3e2041d2d224.gif[/IMG]
[sp]sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32b9m7CeJfQ[/sp][/QUOTE]
I love how one of them giggles as the snow hits them, like a child.
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[URL="http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/oem/lumia-excluisve?oemid=nokia"]http://www.windowsphone.com/en-gb/store/oem/[B]lumia-excluisve[/B]?oemid=nokia[/URL]
I'm not even sure if it is not intentional.
EDIT:
Actually what the fuck is that list even supposed to be? That's clearly not lumia exclusive apps list since one of the first apps is Spotify.
[QUOTE=matt.ant;46511866][img]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092014/1410082237_cat_pooping_in_the_toilet_fail.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
You should have at least reposted the original .mp4, instead of this inferior .gif:
[vid]http://a.pomf.se/kswkor.mp4[/vid]
when equipment screens don't actually pause the game
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[editline]17th November 2014[/editline]
running in a game with stamina system
alternatively, running in runescape
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Oh man, that shit story above. I've got one too.
Back around January this year I had a job at this little gas station on a corner lot. I was working a late shift with the lead cashier (we'll call him Mike). Mike is a slightly-effeminate black guy who lost his desk job at Ford during the recession and has spent the last few years dicking around since he got a severance package, and just uses the job at the station for extra spending cash. That night, Mike was outside smoking cigarettes with a bunch of sixteen year olds, because that's how he rolls apparently, and I was alone inside with the counter.
This lady comes in who's got to be less than five feet tall, but clearly weighs like 180-200 pounds, like a stack of meaty pancakes. She's wearing a long-sleeve sweater and what appears to be a set of men's sleeping shorts. She comes up to me and says "excuse me, I'm sorry but I've had an accident in the restroom." The bathroom at the station is separate and has its door at the back of the building, and we keep it unlocked until about 7:30 or 8PM. I go outside and tell Mike, I'm like "dude, we've got a problem," and he knows exactly what I mean. He takes the register and I go out back with a mop.
Inside the bathroom was a cloud of horrific smell, so I had to hold my breath when I went in. Shit was everywhere, from the wall behind the toilet, across the toilet itself, all around the floor, and, most disgustingly, in the sink, along with the pair of pants the woman was apparently wearing when it happened. After a few moments of mopping, I go outside for air and nearly vomit. The woman is standing there next to her car (which is full to the brim with garbage and crawling with insects) and has the nerve to imply that I'm overreacting. "It's not like I have any diseases," she says, and I wish I would have asked "bitch, what kind of healthy person has projectile diarrhea!?"
So I go back in and manage to mop up a little more. Inside the building, there's a TV monitor which cycles through three cameras, two inside, and one which shows the back of the building since there are no windows back there. So Mike is standing in there watching me do all this. After my second attempt I decided to say screw it and I pushed the mop bucket back to the front. As I hit the threshold, the wheels on the bucket get stuck and the whole bucket tipped over, dumping shit water all over the rug and the floor (my manager purchased new rugs after this incident.)
As Mike and I are cleaning up the inside floors, I describe to him what I saw in there and he gradually becomes more and more horrified. Eventually, Mike is shouting like James Brown and shaking his hands around in the air because he knows he has to go in next. First, though, he has to go see it with his own eyes to know that I'm not exaggerating. After a few seconds, he comes running back into the building, immediately blurting out "how did you go [I]back[/I] in there?!? [B]There's fucking beans in the sink![/B]" I laugh at the sheer horribleness of the situation, and Mike grabs a can of Fabreeze of the shelf and a zip tie out of our drawer and ends up making a smell grenade out of the thing, and locks it in the bathroom. Yes, we ended up having to clean it up, but we didn't bother trying to return that woman's pants.
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Sprinting down the halls, but walking in front of the open doors. I know I'm not the only one who did this at school
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;46512131]Sprinting down the halls, but walking in front of the open doors. I know I'm not the only one who did this at school[/QUOTE]
You know people could probably hear you sprinting down halls. Those halls with hard surfaces are like echo chambers.
Is it common that it's not allowed to run in school corridors?
As far as i know running is not banned in finnish schools. (Or at least i was never told so when i rushed)
Ooh, shitty stories about shitty jobs? Here's mine.
My second job, back in high school, was at a Dairy Queen inside an Uppy's gas station/convenience store. Think a [I]slightly[/I] classier 7-11.
Cleaning the bathrooms, fortunately, was a job for the Uppy's side, not ours, but while we kept the bathrooms fairly clean (by gas station standards), they always reeked. We all figured it was just something that happens in public bathrooms like that.
One day, the plumbing backs up, and they find out why it always reeked. Seems the original plumbers [I]didn't actually connect the drains to sewage[/I]. Everything that got flushed, flushed right into the crawlspace. This had been going on for years, until it finally filled up. The building was literally resting on shit.
They told us they got people to clean it up and fix it, but they never closed the building. I'm not entirely sure they did more than just connect the sewage. That place sucked.
The DQ closed down not too long after, because they built a car wash in the place of our drive-through. Since about 70% of our sales were through the drive-through, we never recovered from the drive-through closing. AFAIK that half of the building still stands empty, save for a "Coming Soon" sign.
Why run in the hallway if you can take it pretty chill? And if the teacher complains I'll just say the elevator broke again, Which is 95% of the time but the school is too lazy to fix that thing. I wonder when I'll die of that thing.
[QUOTE=Mastermind of42;46512170]You know people could probably hear you sprinting down halls. Those halls with hard surfaces are like echo chambers.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure that he did that not to get hit in case someone opened a door right in front of him, not to avoid noise
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