[QUOTE=Siemz;46883176]I prefer this one
same thread
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Mammary Animals
Mammals
In Belgium we say "zoogdieren", which means "Animals that have their titties sucked"
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;46883337]in swedish we say "Sluta" and it means stop.[/QUOTE]
In Denmark we say stop which means "the anus of the last swede you violated with a red sausage"
[QUOTE=can man;46883638]In Denmark we say stop which means "the anus of the last swede you violated with a red sausage"[/QUOTE]
sorry, the wtyo thread got closed.
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[QUOTE=IAreLegend;46883678][IMG]http://i57.tinypic.com/161c35y.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That joke is so old that my mom literally once told that to me when I was younger
Oh lord now I'm embarrassed
[QUOTE=DMGaina;46883104]In German, mammals are called "Säugetiere", which basicly means "an animal you can suck on"[/QUOTE]
More like "säuge", from "säugen" which would rather be translated into "an animal that feeds offspring with it's tits"
Ah whatever, the outcome's the same.
[Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWamH0iXGwU[/Media]
[QUOTE=Yahnich;46883926]in dutch we say "was nooit grappig" which means "mammals were never funny"[/QUOTE]
In the Netherlands we say " Ik heb spijt van tiet dieren discussies posten " Which means Mammals are superior
in english we say "hahaha" which means "hahaha look content"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/jy2B7.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ka68LzJ.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]8th January 2015[/editline]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/E0irWNA.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46884247]in english we say "hahaha" which means "hahaha look content"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/jy2B7.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Ok I get the point sorry for causing a bandwagon
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[vid]http://i.imgur.com/eQDVhS4.webm[/vid]
[QUOTE=Siemz;46884305]Ok I get the point sorry for causing a bandwagon
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I know that there is no point in yelling "fake" at /b/ stories, but in this one the author made sure to remind us that this 100% happened and she 100% said that so many times that I'm gonna do it anyway
faaaake
[QUOTE=WhyNott;46884372]I know that there is no point in yelling "fake" at /b/ stories, but in this one the author made sure to remind us that this 100% happened and she 100% said that so many times that I'm gonna do it anyway
faaaake[/QUOTE]
at this point i just take greentext stuff as stories, not accounts of real life.
[QUOTE=WhyNott;46884372]I know that there is no point in yelling "fake" at /b/ stories, but in this one the author made sure to remind us that this 100% happened and she 100% said that so many times that I'm gonna do it anyway
faaaake[/QUOTE]
I don't even care anymore, just enjoy the stories for what they are.
makes life seem more interesting than just telling a story about how some dude went home on a train got off had dinner then went to bed :v:
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;46884548]I don't even care anymore, just enjoy the stories for what they are.
makes life seem more interesting than just telling a story about how some dude went home on a train got off had dinner then went to bed :v:[/QUOTE]
My Granddad always used to tell me "Never let reality get in the way of a good anecdote". Words to live by.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;46884621]My Granddad always used to tell me "Never let reality get in the way of a good anecdote". Words to live by.[/QUOTE]
I agree
[img]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2015/01/08/ee7519b01c53e3b1.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Siemz;46884650]I agree
[img]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2015/01/08/ee7519b01c53e3b1.png[/img][/QUOTE]
The only proper way to get rid of a religious text without sullying it (ex: throwing it in the garbage would be sinful/haraam) is to burn it. So yes, you can destroy the Quran.
[QUOTE=Siemz;46884650]I agree
[img]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2015/01/08/ee7519b01c53e3b1.png[/img][/QUOTE]
By that logic you could cover any object or person in "Koran armor" and none of the extremists could touch them.
...I feel someone's already pulled that in a p&p RPG somewhere and made their GM cry with it.
[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;46860116]Because the idea of a pregnant woman having a scooter as her sole form of transport is silly.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.philapark.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/puma_cycles_la_vida_scooter_1.jpg[/img]
I know that there are toy scooters but i thought it was pretty obvious that this is what the guy was talking about?
[QUOTE=TAU!;46884682]The only proper way to get rid of a religious text without sullying it (ex: throwing it in the garbage would be sinful/haraam) is to burn it. So yes, you can destroy the Quran.[/QUOTE]
wasnt there a big deal about some preacher who was going to burn a bunch of them? So he was basically going to destroy them in the only acceptable way?
[QUOTE=Mr.Moustachio;46884742]wasnt there a big deal about some preacher who was going to burn a bunch of them? So he was basically going to destroy them in the only acceptable way?[/QUOTE]
It was a big deal because he was doing it as an insult. Two completely different situations here.
[QUOTE=TAU!;46884682]The only proper way to get rid of a religious text without sullying it (ex: throwing it in the garbage would be sinful/haraam) is to burn it. So yes, you can destroy the Quran.[/QUOTE]
But people have been taken to court in some countries over burning bibles and the likes, I thought it was blasphemous and wrong any way you destroy a bible/quran etc?
[QUOTE=Starship;46884789]But people have been taken to court in some countries over burning bibles and the likes, I thought it was blasphemous and wrong any way you destroy a bible/quran etc?[/QUOTE]
Here is a [url=http://humancond.org/_media/analysis/handling_and_disposal_of_religious_items.pdf].pdf[/url] with a better explanation
on Quran and disposal of it:
[quote]
With regards to getting rid of unwanted religious and Islamic literature, the great
classical Hanafi jurist (faqih), Imam al-Haskafi (Allah have mercy on him) states:
"Books that are no longer benefited from, one should wipe away the names of
Allah, His Angels, and His Messengers, and burn the rest. There is also nothing
wrong with casting them into a flowing river as they are (i.e. without wiping away
those names) or burying them, and this (burying them) is better." (Radd al-Muhtar
ala al-Durr al-Mukhtar, 5/271)
Thus, if one decides to dispose of religious literature, the best thing would be to
bury it by wrapping it in something pure first, in a place where people would not
normally walk. It would also be permitted to tie the books and papers with
something heavy and cast them into a flowing river. Alternatively, the literature
may be burnt, but in this case, only after erasing the names of Allah, His Angels
and His Messengers.[/quote]
NOW, before this turns into LMAO Pics v.all things haram, I'll post this
[img]https://33.media.tumblr.com/253bd2a6129de1f6a0ec8af0c3daa2ad/tumblr_nhu737sgqJ1qkt6yoo1_500.png[/img]
