LMAO Pics April 2014 v. Mod-sponsored - General

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[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;44871328]Hitler wasn't even a bad guy, dudes. After all, he [I]did[/I] kill Hitler.[/QUOTE] Oh boy, I remember having to hold a small speech/presentation years back with a friend on a 'great war hero' for some sort of competition and using the exact thesis, except starting with a build-up only to reveal we were talking about Hitler at the very end. Needless to say we didn't make it far.

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[QUOTE=cNova;44877345]This is why you should never touch fast spinning machines [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kNqiCfR.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] He's really fucking lucky. There's this guy in my engineering course at uni who used to be a paramedic. He got called to a factory once and they found a guy who had literally been wrapped around a lathe. Somehow he was still breathing when they found him but he didn't last long; he died where they found him.

[QUOTE=DienDwemar;44876318][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eGhc9mf.jpg[/IMG] whats going on in here[/QUOTE] A ring snake eating a slow worm [limbless lizard] [URL="http://yle.fi/uutiset/swallowed_alive_wins_2013_nature_photography_contest/6890962"]http://yle.fi/uutiset/swallowed_alive_wins_2013_nature_photography_contest/6890962[/URL] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rrVn0CT.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=download;44877480]He's really fucking lucky. There's this guy in my engineering course at uni who used to be a paramedic. He got called to a factory once and they found a guy who had literally been wrapped around a lathe. Somehow he was still breathing when they found him but he didn't last long; he died where they found him.[/QUOTE] Lathes are one of the most horrifying machines to work with. Every single person I have met who has seen one as expressed how cautious you have to be with them. It's so very very basic but the damage it can inflict if you slip up just a tiny bit is horrific.

[QUOTE=cNova;44877345]This is why you should never touch fast spinning machines [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kNqiCfR.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Some guy survived getting pulled through a machine's hole the size of a CD case (a 5 inches opening). His head was the only thing that did not get yanked through.

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[QUOTE=cNova;44877345]This is why you should never touch fast spinning machines [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kNqiCfR.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Pretty damn lucky it didnt grab his hair in the end.

[QUOTE=download;44877480]He's really fucking lucky. There's this guy in my engineering course at uni who used to be a paramedic. He got called to a factory once and they found a guy who had literally been wrapped around a lathe. Somehow he was still breathing when they found him but he didn't last long; he died where they found him.[/QUOTE] haha lmao rofl

[QUOTE=HyperTails;44877632]haha lmao rofl[/QUOTE] kkkkkkkk huehuehuehue jajajajajajaja

Shut the fuck up and post pictures. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/idg8Go2.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Itszutak;44874514]Anyone got the james bond one that spawns page-long arguments? edit: [IMG]http://puu.sh/8W6Z6.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] The answer is 69... Because Brosnan was the 6th bond and on the menu that burger is the 9th choice at McDonalds

[QUOTE=cNova;44877345]This is why you should never touch fast spinning machines [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kNqiCfR.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] While he got lucky, did he break his left arm in the end? It looks kind of bent.

[QUOTE=Ax3l;44877815]While he got lucky, did he break his left arm in the end? It looks kind of bent.[/QUOTE] Nah I think he's just weedy.

[QUOTE=Ax3l;44877815]While he got lucky, did he break his left arm in the end? It looks kind of bent.[/QUOTE] Looks fine to me. If he did, he's lucky that's all he got instead of bring torn to pieces.

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[QUOTE=michaeldim;44878065][img]http://i1.minus.com/jbg6eUGNnAdVF6.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Give me a link to the video so I can see the whole tail.

[QUOTE=RetaDepa;44878088]Give me a link to the video so I can see the whole tail.[/QUOTE] Well it said it is happening right meow so we may have to wait for them to have time to paws and release the video. Content: [video=youtube;ZIYF9exhm-Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIYF9exhm-Q[/video]

[QUOTE=michaeldim;44877934][img]http://i.imgur.com/tEBke76.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JGiOqVk.jpg[/IMG] Now [I]there's[/I] a philosophy I can get behind.

-snopi

[QUOTE=Megaket;44847890][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq8C-vlW_DI[/media][/QUOTE] My cat will sit by the window, stare at crows, and make weird chirping noises at them.

[QUOTE=KeelMobeel;44878029][img]http://i.imgur.com/MDiaIQo.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Holy shit, I remember this movie. I had it recorded on VHS, I used to watch it all the time as a kid. It was where some freak accident made this kid a really good baseball pitcher and he gets drafted into the major leagues.

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[IMG]http://www.drunktiki.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/40/2011/09/ready-for-war-500x374.jpg[/IMG] Average Finnish soldier. [IMG]http://static.ylilauta.org/files/is/orig/mvo59yq5/XomPxTe[1].jpg[/IMG]

Is that Jaanus?

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[IMG]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/agy9WBv_460sa.gif[/IMG] Steam sale gifs are getting better and better. I have never seen this one before.