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[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;44935996]a hammer also probably cannot peel potatoes as efficiently as a potato peeler statement stands[/QUOTE] but a hammer can mash potato and mashed potato is better than just regular peeled potato
[img]https://31.media.tumblr.com/f69ae3b0d1887757b2eca0e13d009875/tumblr_mkc5c6RNnP1rnroq3o1_500.jpg[/img] ground control to major tom
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;44935623][video=youtube;_FWMAIZdxdY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FWMAIZdxdY[/video][/QUOTE] space the lizard its a clown in disguise
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;44935910][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p0Ci9kY.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Heard u were talkin shit
[QUOTE=angrykid8;44933561][video=youtube;5wdmSL2-Ock]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ock[/video][/QUOTE] He was jailed for rape and is dead now
[QUOTE=matt.ant;44936127]He was jailed for rape and is dead now[/QUOTE] Didn't he die by lung cancer 2 years ago?
[QUOTE=Ermac20;44934347][img]http://i.imgur.com/DbmqfZs.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Wow, the day I stumble upon a page about that on TvTropes someone posts a related thing.
[QUOTE=RobbL;44936081]but a hammer can mash potato and mashed potato is better than just regular peeled potato[/QUOTE] That all depends on what you have with the potatoes. Some things don't go well with mashed potato, and with some nice spices I prefer regular peeled potatoes over mashed potatoes.
Okay, it's over an hour long, but bear with me here, you [i]gotta see this fucking kart game.[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjIM8YAjTKM[/media] [sp]You can play as Guy Motherfucking Smiley.[/sp]
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;44936083][img]https://31.media.tumblr.com/f69ae3b0d1887757b2eca0e13d009875/tumblr_mkc5c6RNnP1rnroq3o1_500.jpg[/img] ground control to major tom[/QUOTE] "And I'm pooping in a most peculiar waaaay~"
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44936538]"And I'm pooping in a most peculiar waaaay~"[/QUOTE] Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your constipation pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may God’s love be with you This is Ground Control to Major Tom You’ve really made the grade And the papers want to know whose underpants you wear Now it’s time to leave the cubicle if you dare This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m shitting in a most peculiar way And my ass looks very different today For here am I sitting in a tin can Far above the loo My asscheeks are blue And there’s nothing I can do Though I’m past one hundred thousand shits I’m feeling very still And I think my ass knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear... Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the loo My asscheeks are blue And there’s nothing I can do You don't really need to change the lyrics all that much, wow
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[QUOTE=RobbL;44936623]Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your constipation pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may God’s love be with you This is Ground Control to Major Tom You’ve really made the grade And the papers want to know whose underpants you wear Now it’s time to leave the cubicle if you dare This is Major Tom to Ground Control I’m stepping through the door And I’m shitting in a most peculiar way And my ass looks very different today For here am I sitting in a tin can Far above the loo My asscheeks are blue And there’s nothing I can do Though I’m past one hundred thousand shits I’m feeling very still And I think my ass knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear... Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the loo My asscheeks are blue And there’s nothing I can do You don't really need to change the lyrics all that much, wow[/QUOTE] Only thing I could think of [IMG]http://tadpoleadaptive.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/q/aquanaut-wm.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://37.media.tumblr.com/3f4ad0150c5d99487ac654a2095613e1/tumblr_n1p2zuOxhh1qdrfdro1_500.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;44937079][img]http://37.media.tumblr.com/3f4ad0150c5d99487ac654a2095613e1/tumblr_n1p2zuOxhh1qdrfdro1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE] I remember once in RE5 I was breaking open a barrel, when I suddenly got an achievement. I opened the dashboard to see what it was for and it was for hitting an arrow with my knife. Apparently right as I went to break open that barrel a nearby enemy shot a crossbow at me and it just happened to hit my knife.
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;44937079][img]http://37.media.tumblr.com/3f4ad0150c5d99487ac654a2095613e1/tumblr_n1p2zuOxhh1qdrfdro1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE] When I finally did that I felt so proud
[QUOTE=SIRIUS;44936999]Only thing I could think of [IMG]http://tadpoleadaptive.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/q/aquanaut-wm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] All systems are go Power to main thusters Prepare for quantuum shitting
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;44937105]I remember once in RE5 I was breaking open a barrel, when I suddenly got an achievement. I opened the dashboard to see what it was for and it was for hitting an arrow with my knife. Apparently right as I went to break open that barrel a nearby enemy shot a crossbow at me and it just happened to hit my knife.[/QUOTE] One time my friend was playing the Modern Warfare campaign (I don't remember if it was 1 or 2). He fired an LMG wildly into a wall, and got an achievement for getting 4 headshot kills in a row without missing.
[QUOTE=SIRIUS;44936999]Only thing I could think of [IMG]http://tadpoleadaptive.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/q/aquanaut-wm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I just realized for the first time his legs and body are strapped in. It's a little toilet jail
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;44937079][img]http://37.media.tumblr.com/3f4ad0150c5d99487ac654a2095613e1/tumblr_n1p2zuOxhh1qdrfdro1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Reminds me of how in DMC 4 when you're fighting Angelo [sp] Credo[/sp] you can catch his spears with a well-timed Buster instead of evading them, then throw them back. Was so fucking proud of myself when I did that.
[QUOTE=Fartnugge;44937252]I just realized for the first time his legs and body are strapped in. It's a little toilet jail[/QUOTE] Looks like his right arm is also strapped in
[QUOTE=Fartnugge;44937252]I just realized for the first time his legs and body are strapped in. It's a little toilet jail[/QUOTE] judging by the watermark, I'm going to guess that it's meant for a certain type of child who might have problems staying seated. A quick google search confirms this [url]http://tadpoleadaptive.com/[/url] [editline]29th May 2014[/editline] Oh hey I found the page for the product [url]http://tadpoleadaptive.com/ottobock-aquanaut.html[/url] [quote]The OttoBock Aquanaut Special Needs Toilet Seat puts your little one in a forward leaning position to make some big ones! [/quote]
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[video=youtube;fjDpRmOxVEw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjDpRmOxVEw[/video]
[QUOTE=fhASSA;44936988][IMG]http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/281939.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Well it didn't lie
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[QUOTE=Lethaxx;44937406]Looks like his right arm is also strapped in[/QUOTE] i think that is a sweat band which just makes it even more hilarious
[QUOTE=Griffster26;44937446][video=youtube;fjDpRmOxVEw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjDpRmOxVEw[/video][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;xTPTvZbkGUs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPTvZbkGUs&feature=kp[/video]
[img]https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/1186676_413276008815889_777762497_n.jpg[/img] [sp]Yeah yeah I know, compression, whatever[/sp]
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