[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;45288468]how do i call the police on a story[/QUOTE]
I need to go to the hospital myself, maybe see a psychiatrist for this PTSD.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;45288456]I just love senpai, but he'll never notice me, so I'm stuck with neckbeard-chan.[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying I want to plow your kitty ass, but I want to plow your kitty ass like I'm an amish man with only 2 days remaining to finish the fields for the growing season.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45288434]Soo I was looking for a picture of America Punching something.
I found these.
[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/19/article-2075987-0F38B24600000578-614_470x423.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.dw.de/image/0,,15332007_4,00.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
How long until Vladimir's Putin it in his mouth?
[QUOTE=Wii60;45288169][IMG]http://31.media.tumblr.com/4b43b2529fcb498194201be5333608ac/tumblr_mv8cxrzoRr1qckp4qo1_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
But is the bread organic fair trade gluten free lactose intolerant friendly???
[QUOTE=Seiteki;45288387]Reminds me of this god awful story I saw on notalwayslearning.[/QUOTE]
That was the fakest shit I've ever read.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/tLYaXFu.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Dermock;45288186][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fMEQnBW.png[/IMG]
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It's good to know people like this will never have children.
[QUOTE=download;45288866]It's good to know people like this will never have children.[/QUOTE]
Of course they will. This man will have a number of little unicorn foals in a few months.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;45286044]They look like they are scared of dying every second of that video.
[editline]4th July 2014[/editline]
except the middle one, he knows what's up[/QUOTE]
One thing you learn very fast when you own birds is that a scared bird will do one of two things, fly everywhere or destroy your hand.
Another thing you learn is that two birds in a cage will make for a better alarm clock than any other alarm clock in the world.
[IMG]http://38.media.tumblr.com/124616d1458fb7bc114cdee973d3ccc8/tumblr_n85k5dsODU1qem2tro1_500.png[/IMG]
and to celebrate 4th of july
[IMG]http://33.media.tumblr.com/f7ae097b5aaa433fff32231e6c2e49f6/tumblr_n6mcwxieGB1r63zy6o1_500.png[/IMG]