• 1000 Best ways to top yourself
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Make a neuse of razor wire around your neck on top of a building, fasten it securely. Tie a longer length of rope around your feet, and secure that. Super glue your hands to your head and jump off the side. If it works, the wire will cut your head off mid-flight, but it will remain in your hands. then when you bottom out, some poor sap will be scarred for the rest of his life when he sees a corpse in front of him holding it's own head.
[QUOTE=Laffy-Taffy]Make a neuse of razor wire around your neck on top of a building, fasten it securely. Tie a longer length of rope around your feet, and secure that. Super glue your hands to your head and jump off the side. If it works, the wire will cut your head off mid-flight, but it will remain in your hands. then when you bottom out, some poor sap will be scarred for the rest of his life when he sees a corpse in front of him holding it's own head.[/QUOTE] That's form ED you lazy bastard. 32. Poke a ninja.
[QUOTE=Blinkey99]That's form ED you lazy bastard. 32. Poke a ninja.[/QUOTE] Doesn't mean it's not good...
#34: Swallow a roll of Mint Mentos, then drink a liter of Diet Coke.
[QUOTE=smallfry]#34: Swallow a roll of Mint Mentos, then drink a liter of Diet Coke.[/QUOTE] Doesn't work. #35 Go to the OIFY.
36. Eat kitty litter. [b]After it's been used[/b] [highlight]Dun Dun [i]Dunn...[/i][/highlight]
[QUOTE=Jimmy422]Doesn't work. [B]#35 Go to the OIFY[/B].[/QUOTE] Yeah, you're one to talk :rolleye:
37. throw a molotov into an angry mob
39.Surrender to MingeBags.
40. Lie down on some train tracks.
41. Play chicken with a bullet train.
42. Play chicken with a wood chipper.
43. Hold your breath.
44. Poke a polar bear with a hot branding-iron.
45. Dress up as a zebra and leg it through the Serengeti plains of Africa
46. put in a <Instabanword> [QUOTE=smallfry]#34: Swallow a roll of Mint Mentos, then drink a liter of Diet Coke.[/QUOTE] My friend did that it did not go well for him, he live though :).
47. Spill beer on yourself and drop your cigarette in it while scrambling to clean it up.
48: kick chuck noris in the nuts
49. Noose.
50. Accept the million to sleep with Rosie.
51 - FIRE ZE MISSLES!
52 - try and last more than 100 spins on meatspin edit: with your eyes taped open.
53 - With fire
54. Inject your femoral artery with a concoction composed of: [list]1 part Fresh eggnog (deadly poisonous if injected intravenously)[/list] [list]1 part Bleach (same)[/list] [list]1 part air[/list]
6536. Have gay Sechs
56. Swallow cyanide.
57. Walk into a Star Trek convention and tell everyone on a megaphone you think it sucks, then hope one of them has enough strength to maul you!
Watch "The View".
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100. Sprinkles
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