• 1000 Best ways to top yourself
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60. Deliberately skydive into the engine of a passing jumbo-jet.
62. jump off a cliff.
61. Drink a gallon of cranberry juice.
63.Eat viagra for dinner,lunch,pause,whenever you can.
[QUOTE=Robopirate]41. Play chicken with a bullet train.[/QUOTE] "I'm faster! I'm faster!" *Smoosh* :v: 64. Drug overdose.
65. Stand in a warzone wearing a t-shirt that says "Bomb This Target!"
66. Buy a PS3 for full price
67. Tell your girlfriend she is ugly, fat and has no sense for style. 68. Shave your head, wear camouflage clothing and jump into a bunch of drunken punks screaming "SS SA GERMANIA!". Walk into the light.
69. Create an epic battle between my agree and funny ratings. OH SNAP.
70. Explode. For no reason at all.
71. Inject flesh eating worms into your jugular. *smile*
72. Go emo and let the internets hunt you.
73. Knife to throat.
73. b) knife to genitals
74. Eat 4chan's server.
75. Watch Slash eat 4chan's server.
78. watch me eat 4chans server
79. Run into the middle of the street burining a rebal flag down in southern states
[QUOTE=Oh noez]72. Go emo and let the internets hunt you.[/QUOTE] Nobody Understands Me! :emo: 666. Run out of a church screaming "Anarchy" [spoiler]C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER[/spoiler]
80. Eat a bowl of nails.
81. Walk straight into Harlem screaming "WHITE POWER!" :4chan:
82. Make a thread
83: commit suicide by headbutting the pavement
84: With Sprinkles! Get it! Get it!? Sprinkles? ... :witch: ... Been done...:witch:
86: Fight the law
87: Skip 85
88: Hump a treeshredder
89. Scalp yourself
90. overclock a celeron to 50ghz then put it on your head
91. Inject air into your blood so you would get a blood clot!
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