• 1000 Best ways to top yourself
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92. Divide By Zero (that may end the universe it's self but at leats your taking everyone with you :D
93. Get bitten by a yellow spotted lizard.
94. Kill yourself.
95. Get someone to kill you and pretend it was you. Or do 94.
96. Go into a Star Wars convention and say "Star Wars sucks and Star Trek is better"
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98. Tie piano wire around your neck, tie one end securely to a bridge support, gorilla glue your hands to your head and jump from said bridge. It will look like you pulled your own head off when you are discovered by a pedestrian. Classic and cool.
99. Exceed C and hit a wall.
100. challenge darth vader to a duel
101. Have all of your limbs slit slightly, then have horses tied to them, then whip them to make them run in different directions so you're pulled apart. Ouch.
102. Buy some half inch (or thicker) steel cable, and a convertible (more powerful, the better). Attach one end of the cable to a telephone pole or lamp post in a crowded area, and tie the other end around your neck. Get in the convertible, and floor it.
Hmm. /B/Tard wannabe Raul Ceja is takin my ideas. 103. High speed chase with 12 cops behind you off a 3000 foot cliff into a ravine.
104.Get raped by my avarar HURR <---------------------------------------------
105. Stand in between of a high powered magnet and a knife store.
talk in front of salad fingers.
# Something: Walk into a feminist convention and have a penis.
108: Stick an electric razor in your mouth. Underwater.
109: After being skinned, and have been dipped in to a vat of salt, have some one slowly push you feet first in to a wood chipper. Will I blend? HELLZ YES!!
82. Randomly jump numbers. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=morgul]109: After being skinned, and have been dipped in to a vat of salt, have some one slowly push you feet first in to a wood chipper. Will I blend? HELLZ YES!![/QUOTE] Ooh nice one.
Get eaten alive (that's like the best death there is)
Choking on Lego Bricks. :D
1337: Close your buttcheeks and your anus with iron wire and tape it, glue it ALL CLOSED. And then wait. God... that must be so funny to see someone burst in a cloud of shit :excited:
110: Buy an Xbox360 and leave it on for over 5 hours and watch it catch fire and explode :D (evan though i have left mine on for about 42 hours before and it didn't over-heat but oh well)
111: Drown yourself in a toilet
112: Make fun of a Facepunch Admin! (Don't Ban us, We are Just kidding)
256.) [b]Fart when your lover is sucking you off. :keke:[/b]
Charge Your Lasers With a mouth full of crackers.
258. Rock me, Amadeus.
[QUOTE=bambouchacka]12. Hara-Kiri[/QUOTE] Hari-Kari :eng101: [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Rizzo" - Rusty100))[/highlight]
113. With some gravy, and garnish with relish on the side.
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