• 1000 Best ways to top yourself
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114.Cut off your fingers and toes with a rusty razor blade 5 days before your tetnis shots get updated and hang yourself by your feet in a big pool of boiling water.
Lick a hooker's asshole.
116. Headbutt a sidewalk.
Stand above your self.
5. Drink a gallon of bleach... mmm... bleach.
117. Piss off ever mortal kombat character
118. Peanut butter jelly time.
119. Bump a nearly year old thread.
120. Put a grenade in my mouth and pull the pin.
121. Put a pin in my mouth and pull the grenade.
122: Tug on Superman's cape?
123. have sex with every model from nubiles.net
124: death by snuu snuu
125. Eat at McDonalds
126. Go to chernobyl
Watch a movie with [img]http://ekonefe.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/ugly-alan.jpg[/img] in it.
127. Live in Prypiat instead of playing post-apocalyptic RPGs.
128. Call Gary something nasty, He knows where you live! 129. Type google into google and the universe will implode
130. Think of something better.
131. Look at FPS_ThePwner's spelling.
132. Call 1-800-SUI-CIDE
133. Tie piano wire taught between 2 buildings, tie more piano wire to the middle of the other wire, and the other end to your ankles. make sure you have enough so if you hang from it, your hands can't touch the ground... take a bunch of super glue and spread it all over your hands. now reach around the taught piano wire and glue your hands upsidedown to your head. now move to the edge of the building and jump, cutting your head off. If you did this correctly, you will be hanging over the street with blood spewing everywhere, with your body upsidedown and your head upright. 134. Shoot up a school but leave one person alive, trap them in a corner, lick their face... smile and kill yourself on top of them.
Super glues your hands to your head. Hang your self with razor wire. Looks like you ripped your fucking head off.
135. 9/11
136. Repeat 1 through 135.
137. Or put Chuck Norris into google then click I'm feeling lucky. DO IT!!
138. Do nothing. You'll probley die of an abscessed tooth.
This thread would be like heaven for an emo. 139. Tickle Chuck Norris.
140. Gather all of your best gadgets, for me my Mac, custom PC, Xbox 360, PS3, iPod, DS, PSP, camera, and blow myself up with them. :)
141. Live.
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