• 1000 Best ways to top yourself
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142. swallow glass...that is covered in coke
143. Give 4chan your personal details. 144. Slap garry in the face with a tuna fish.
[QUOTE=Meem Sauce]This thread would be like heaven for an emo. 139. Tickle Chuck Norris.[/QUOTE] 145. Attempt to touch Chuck Norris.
146. Show yourself naked at a talent show.
147. Drink full bottle Antifreeze.
148. Yell "BLOODZ" in the ghetto
149. Don't pick up the can in HL2. :excited: [b]Edit:[/b] 150. Take Gordon's crowbar. :excited: [b]Edit:[/b] 151. Take garry's banhammer. :excited: [b]Edit:[/b] 152. Spam yourself with excited smiles. :excited::excited::excited::excited::excited: :excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:
153: Jump into the incinerator whilst holding companion cube.
154: Mr. Hands recreation
155: Go to the top of a building, tie that really sharp rope/string around you neck, attach other end to a piano, glue your hands to your head and then jump off. To people passing by it will look like you ripped off your own head :S. [b]Edit:[/b] damn, I said what SAS0260 said, sorry, I'll make another one up. Forgot to read it all. Real Number 155: Do anything out of the Bunny Suicides book (the Orange or Green one)
156: Re in act scenes from saw
157 piss off lots of chicks with huge as boyfriends
158 wear a hat :v:
159: stand behind a large animal for several minutes poking them in the ankle/squeezing their joints. Guaranteed to piss them off if you're aggresive and persistent.
160: Kill hunters with my bare hands.
161: Super-glue yourself to a lion.
162: Stand up against the communist bastards who run this forum, otherwise known as admins
163. Eat a poisoned cake
40. Play gmod until you get too addicted and die. [b]Edit:[/b] Oops didn't mean to go back to 40. Sorry.
Just hit edit then 165. Fap until Episode 3 comes out
[QUOTE=Joppari]160: Kill hunters with my bare hands.[/QUOTE] How did that make you die? [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Karmah]Just hit edit then 165. Fap until Episode 3 comes out[/QUOTE] Sorry. Noob alert.
166: shoot yourself with a bow and arrow... requires long arms...
167: pencils up nostrils hit head of table with significant force
[QUOTE=The -->B<--]166: shoot yourself with a bow and arrow... requires long arms...[/QUOTE] Not really, you could put one foot on the string and pull the bow towards yourself, then move your foot away. Bow fires, if your aim was right, arrow through the head.
168. Not being Francis. Good thing he's indestructible.
Back in time
170. Sit in a tree, jump off onto a quiver of arrows with their tips pointing upwards.
171.Be a radio operator.You're not going into the field! D:
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