What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Voremeplz;43795273]I'm sorry, but i gotta post this.
thumb'd for size
[thumb]http://d.facdn.net/art/livinlovindude/1381024667.livinlovindude_johnnyd_commission.png[/thumb][/QUOTE]
I know it's gonna be vore, but I'm curious like hell because the link is 403'd.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43795338]I know it's gonna be vore, but I'm curious like hell because the link is 403'd.[/QUOTE]
Damn FA dont work if your not logged in. Changed to an imgur link.
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8682580/ss%20%282014-02-04%20at%2009.35.17%29.png[/t]
[url]http://myreadingmanga.info/2013/03/tinmeshi-careless-mistake_-_call-of-duty-modern-warfare_dj-eng.html[/url]
yeah sex in military gear is pretty cool
i mean those plate carrier drag handles and paracord make for fun.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43793013]Sure, but you get real traps that are like
[IMG]http://puu.sh/6B34t[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Men generally don't carry weight nowhere near as well as women. A trap (I mean, vanilla, without [I]treatment[/I]) only works well as long as they are relatively slim, and it's pretty much impossible for a dude to pull off anything like
[t]http://puu.sh/2rUtA[/t]
If it's post treatment then it's just magic of surgery and horse doses of hormones working wonders.
That gives chicks huuuuuuuuge (har har) advantage
What I am trying to say is that male body only works for certain limited variety of body type and for example if I had to put together a roster of perfect fuckbuddies who would cover my entire spectrum of things I want, it couldn't be all men even if I didn't mind the cocks.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;43518940]There is an episode of the Magic School Bus you may or may not be interested in.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jnUA5Y8.png[/IMG]
I died.
Wow I really want some chicken nuggets.
ps I thought those were chicken nuggets
~snip~
What a beautiful sigh.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43793013]Sure, but you get real traps that are like
[IMG]http://puu.sh/6B34t[/IMG][/QUOTE]
God damn, this looks more like a girl than a lot of actual girls
who is this?
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43774193]I can't disagree with you enough. Gabe Newell has a hole, I sure as hell wouldn't want to use it! The body attached to the hole is incredibly important.[/QUOTE]
Gabe Newell [I]is[/I] a very important man. If [B]you[/B] tried to fuck him, he'd be incapacitated.
Can't remember the last time I made a fat joke. I'm sorry.
Gabe newell with missing texture file arm gloves and thigh-high stockings would make for a great joke-porn image.
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43798698]NOW THAT is a really big amount of jizz.[/QUOTE]
There are some who would be drinking that like it was nothing.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;43799258]There are some who would be drinking that like it was nothing.[/QUOTE]
you would know about that wouldn't you, gaylord
[QUOTE=01271;43798075]Gabe newell with missing texture file arm gloves and thigh-high stockings would make for a great joke-porn image.[/QUOTE]
while having a [I]three[/I]some.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43799317]you would know about that wouldn't you, gaylord[/QUOTE]
n-no
[QUOTE=for no reason;43797788]God damn, this looks more like a girl than a lot of actual girls
who is this?[/QUOTE]
no idea but there [url=http://www.xvideos.com/video6507153/sissy_boy_is_a_faggot_wannabe_a_pretty_girl]is a video[/url]
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43800293]no idea but there [url=http://www.xvideos.com/video6507153/sissy_boy_is_a_faggot_wannabe_a_pretty_girl]is a video[/url][/QUOTE]
"Sissy Boy is a Faggot, wannabe a pretty girl"
Wow whoever wrote that title doesn't like this person
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;43801435]"Sissy Boy is a Faggot, wannabe a pretty girl"
Wow whoever wrote that title doesn't like this person[/QUOTE]
I can't be the only one who hates it when porn videos do that, you get stuff like "TRAILER TRASH SLUT TAKES A DICK" and it's like, well, that's a little harsh.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43801804]I can't be the only one who hates it when porn videos do that, you get stuff like "TRAILER TRASH SLUT TAKES A DICK" and it's like, well, that's a little harsh.[/QUOTE]
I've seen a lot of videos with titles like "Stupid hoe gets smacked" and I'm like 'no thank you.'
Frankly it doesn't take a lot for me to get de-immersed with porn.
Honestly, the worst titles are the fake incest titles.
"Boy and Not His Mom Have Wild Sex"
If people in porn are too talktative, and try to fake talking dirty, I just have to close the video. It's too hard to watch.
What's worse is all the bad dialogue (yes, porn, best place for it) which is pretty much the reason I either try to find it in foreign languages or just plain drawn.
Yes, congratulations random porn actor, you can say "fuck my pussy" really loudly a record number of times per minute. I really enjoy the grade-school scope of word choice and repetition too. :v:
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;43803417]Honestly, the worst titles are the fake incest titles.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it's always disappointing to find it isn't real incest.
[QUOTE=biodude94566;43804386][img]http://puu.sh/6LxVO.png[/img]
[img]http://puu.sh/6LxZf.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Im sorry, lets get back to talking about what turns us on
VAGINAS AND BOOBS AND SHIT
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