What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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Basically imagine a month old sausage balloon with a tiny bit of air left in it.
With hair, arms and a face.
[QUOTE=Dunsparce;43116230]No not girls [I]with[/I] dicks. Girls [I]as[/I] dicks.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rlyB25Q.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I'm guessing circumcisions aren't popular with people who have girls for penises
[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;43117127]I'm guessing circumcisions aren't popular with people who have girls for penises[/QUOTE]
Actually that girl/penis is circumsized, uncircumsized ones wear hoodies.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;43117242]Actually that girl/penis is circumsized, uncircumsized ones wear hoodies.[/QUOTE]
I hate to interrupt, but why are we going into this in detail?
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;43116334]I personally don't find many drawn things creepy when compared to something done to your body in real life, like those split tongues shown earlier.[/QUOTE]
Ironic how this comes from someone who likes snakes.
[QUOTE=Dunsparce;43116230]No not girls [I]with[/I] dicks. Girls [I]as[/I] dicks.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rlyB25Q.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
What happens if you take a bath? Does your dick drown?
[QUOTE=pentium;43117383]Ironic how this comes from someone who likes snakes.[/QUOTE]
Fantasy and reality don't mix well.
I adore snakes, and I'd be a little weirded out if someone wrapped their split tongue around my shlong.
I'd probably get over it after a while though. :B
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;43114197]Split tongues are a bit hit/miss, some of them look pretty gross but some of them can look really good
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I think I like this.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;43117397]What happens if you take a bath? Does your dick drown?[/QUOTE]
You take showers.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;43117397]What happens if you take a bath? Does your dick drown?[/QUOTE]
How come nobody has brought up the fact that she literally projectile vomits jizz and piss?
Seriously, there's that constant taste in your mouth.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43117804]How come nobody has brought up the fact that she literally projectile vomits jizz and piss?
Seriously, there's that constant taste in your mouth.[/QUOTE]
Hey, it's her mouth, not mine
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43117804]How come nobody has brought up the fact that she literally projectile vomits jizz and piss?
Seriously, there's that constant taste in your mouth.[/QUOTE]
Maybe she is into watersports?
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43117818]Hey, it's her mouth, not mine[/QUOTE]
You share a nervous system, you'd still taste it.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;43117844]You share a nervous system, you'd still taste it.[/QUOTE]
Nobody said her tongue's chemo-receptors worked the same as mine.
[QUOTE=Dunsparce;43116230]No not girls [I]with[/I] dicks. Girls [I]as[/I] dicks.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rlyB25Q.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]let's hope she doesn't have lice
Less discussion of how girl penis works more other stuff non related to that.
[img]http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/516/847/792/men-s-sexy-low-rise-bulge-boxers-underwear-sn212-blue-e196.jpg[/img]
he has a dick nipple
I long to be that hairless...
Furries.
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;43118243]he has a dick nipple[/QUOTE]
i spent 5 minutes looking at the picture and when i saw what you meant i laughed and spit all over my screen
[QUOTE=Loriborn;43118394]i spent 5 minutes looking at the picture and when i saw what you meant i laughed and spit all over my screen[/QUOTE]
I'm sure that's not the only reason you stared at it for 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;43118567]I'm sure that's not the only reason you stared at it for 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
yeah he's also got a nice bulge and a hot body
what of it
[t]http://i44.tinypic.com/wkjuwj.jpg[/t]
Stripper poles are God's way of saying "yes plz"
And yes, fire poles are stripper poles. >:T
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43118615][t]http://i44.tinypic.com/wkjuwj.jpg[/t]
Stripper poles are God's way of saying "yes plz"
And yes, fire poles are stripper poles. >:T[/QUOTE]
thats a very realistic looking furry
[QUOTE=Loriborn;43118595]yeah he's also got a nice bulge and a hot body
what of it[/QUOTE]
tbh I hate pictures that don't show the face
even if it's perfect
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;43118703]tbh I hate pictures that don't show the face
even if it's perfect[/QUOTE]
depends
if the face is too masculine, i prefer when they hide it
[QUOTE=Loriborn;43118714]depends
if the face is too masculine, i prefer when they hide it[/QUOTE]
This, and not just when it come to manliness. I prefer it when porn errs on the reserved side. Somehow it's just better when your mind is allowed to fill in the blanks with whatever you like.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BKL8eue.jpg[/IMG]
Cuties like this make my heart flutter.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43118754][cute guy]
Cuties like this make my heart flutter.[/QUOTE]
oh jeez
(veiny arms are a bit gross but other than that)
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