What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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dude this isnt the weirdest boner thread
I can't believe that that's genuine cum.
But I admit that I get a boner for unrealistic amounts of jizz or massive amounts of it.
[QUOTE=The Jack;43947963]Man or woman? I thought the "turn on" was that she didn't have arms.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://amputeesporn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/92.jpg[/IMG]
They look funny :v:
ahahaha, I saw it after it had already started, and my mind interpreted it as the woman on the bottom spitting milk into the other womans asshole at fucking light speed and it rocketing out her cunt :v:
The living geyser
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;43949643][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uNrC3oq.gif[/IMG]
Well... Erm ok[/QUOTE]
I could be totally down with this if there was not milk also coming out of her asshole. Into the other girls mouth.
Anything ass to mouth is just no.
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[sp]See, I told you I'd cool it with the beefcakes[/sp]
If it wasn't covered in fur, and had a tail, and was an animal, I'd be ok with this.
Wondered how long until Hardblush was posted. and Onta.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;43954385]If it wasn't covered in fur, and had a tail, and was an animal, I'd be ok with this.[/QUOTE]
wait what
[QUOTE=EcksDee;43954932]wait what[/QUOTE]
IE not a furry.
Nah the thing was just weirdly worded
"Was not a furry and had a tail and was an animal"
im nitpicking arent I
this joke failed didn't it
I'm sorry
[QUOTE=Clovis;43955356]How do furries get past the whole "dog mouth on a human" thing
Dogs breath fucking smells[/QUOTE]
Well for one, they can brush their teeth/go to the dentist/take mints/ect. Most imagine furries act like humans under most circumstances. A dog's breath sucks not because it's a dog, but because they literally have no way to take care of it themselves/care enough to do anything about it. The most they care about is when their owner gets home from the store.
[editline]18th February 2014[/editline]
/looking-too-far-into-the-joke
[QUOTE=Clovis;43955356]How do furries get past the whole "dog mouth on a human" thing
Dogs breath fucking smells[/QUOTE]
Sharks smell of piss all over, but that's what imagination is for.
wow guy stop not liking things i like
[QUOTE=Clovis;43956974]I dunno what it is i get we all have our fetishes but its literally just unsettling to me. Even feline furries kinda make sense to me but just the fucking dog maw on something standing looks about as attractive as fucking leatherface
it's seriously like clown level disgusting, like those horse masks[/QUOTE]
What about a furry wearing a horse mask
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I wonder sometimes how I'm still surprised by the things that exist on the internet.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;43957291]I wonder sometimes how I'm still surprised by the things that exist on the internet.[/QUOTE]
You can never truly become numb to the Internet.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;43957480]You can never truly become numb to the Internet.[/QUOTE]
yeah, but you learn to quickly process things and move on
it doesn't like traumatize you or anything anymore
[QUOTE='[Green];43957645']yeah, but you learn to quickly process things and move on
it doesn't like traumatize you or anything anymore[/QUOTE]
Unless you're from tumblr
[QUOTE=Adsone;43957206][img]http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/4a3092cd140e7190f0e0be660b5ce808/777162%20-%20Horse%20Mot%20tagme.jpg[/img]
What about a horse wearing a penis mask.[/QUOTE]
what
[QUOTE=Adsone;43957206]-cockhead-
What about a horse wearing a penis mask.[/QUOTE]
[b]WELP IT'S BEEN A FUN THREAD GUYS![/b]
what a dickhead
[QUOTE=DildoOfDaDoom;43945721]is there japanese porn where the female actor doesnt scream and squeal?[/QUOTE]
As it has been mentioned in this thread before, asian girls just need to relax and be natural instead of doing the whole overly polite erratic extremely loud slurping and noise making bullshit.
The same goes for the rest of porn really. There is an astonishing amount of porn that just completely misses the point, without realizing that just filming people fuck in any order is not enough to make a good porn video. It's not about the physical movement, it's about the meaning and the emotion that you put behind it. A single still shot of a girl seductively smiling can be hotter than 40 minutes of non stop furious fucking, and it usually is.
The majority of porn makers appear to be clueless 6 year olds that randomly grabbed a fucking camera and pressed the record button (atleast a portion of the time they seem to accidentally press the play button instead.)
Sturgeon's law literally never fails, 90% of everything is crap.
I think there's plenty of people that enjoy emotionless mindless fucking. Hell I'd even say we're in a minority that prefers emotion.
Also what's with mon_ons dumb ratings? I'm not saying you don't get to rate what you want, I just don't understand your opinion since it seems completely random.
[QUOTE=Adsone;43957206]-Someone's drawing dicks-
What about a horse wearing a penis mask.[/QUOTE]
I am slightly aroused by this.
Why.
[QUOTE=jiggu;43961429]I think there's plenty of people that enjoy emotionless mindless fucking. Hell I'd even say we're in a minority that prefers emotion.
Also what's with mon_ons dumb ratings? I'm not saying you don't get to rate what you want, I just don't understand your opinion since it seems completely random.[/QUOTE]
By emotion I mostly meant stuff like lust, I guess it can be classified as more than just an emotion in some ways. I would not necessarily want to watch a dramatic porn video with a sophisticated romantic plot either.
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