What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=biodude94566;44051990][IMG]http://puu.sh/7aZ6C.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
This looks like something out of an infomercial. In fact considering it's a black guy this has "Thanks Obama!" written all over it.
Sasha Grey really is hot when shes not wearing porno levels of makeup
When she spills water into her cleavege while wearing a business outfit
[video=youtube;m16XCO_cFaA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m16XCO_cFaA[/video]
Oh god it's that bitch.
I mean ye totally would but god her show pisses me off for some reason
Girls with penises. Ewwww why just why
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;44070636]Girls with penises. Ewwww why just why[/QUOTE]
I think you may have forgotten what thread you're in.
I recall him making the same complaint earlier in the thread. He's just here either to intentionally be an idiot, or grossly misunderstands this thread as if it should be his personal whining station.
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;44070636]Girls with penises. Ewwww why just why[/QUOTE]
rude they're humans too
[QUOTE=bitches;44071425]I recall him making the same complaint earlier in the thread. He's just here either to intentionally be an idiot, or grossly misunderstands this thread as if it should be his personal whining station.[/QUOTE]
ooooooo did I strike a nerve ;)
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;44071663]ooooooo did I strike a nerve ;)[/QUOTE]
Fuck off if you don't have anything constructive or sexy to add
[QUOTE=bitches;44071425]I recall him making the same complaint earlier in the thread. He's just here either to intentionally be an idiot, or grossly misunderstands this thread as if it should be his personal whining station.[/QUOTE]
I also recall telling you guys to stop posting endless walls of girldick
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;44071663]ooooooo did I strike a nerve ;)[/QUOTE]
lol! umad bro XXXXDDDDD
I don't know what you're trying to do, nobody is annoyed. You're managing to embarrass yourself in a thread dedicated to bizarre fetishes.
[QUOTE=dai;44071726]I also recall telling you guys to stop posting endless walls of girldick[/QUOTE]
must of missed it among the walls of furry dick, man ass, guy on guy butt fucking, and everything else being posted in this thread
[QUOTE=Nidhogg;44051296]Come over here and give daddy a hug.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/7835823/nid_ref_buff_2014_censored.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I always feel nauseous when I see something like this. I imagine its all tumors and throbbing parasites and growths under the surface of the skin.
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;44072789]I always feel nauseous when I see something like this. I imagine its all tumors and throbbing parasites and growths under the surface of the skin.[/QUOTE]
sssshhhhhhh, sshhhhh, here, have some more proportionate beefcake:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/57rFpWa.jpg[/t]
Everything's gonna be okay. The big bad Nidhogg with his bubbly rrerr muscles is gone now.
Imo the aesthetic of muscles doesn't do anything for me what so ever but [sp]being 120lbs and 5'8 then getting manhandled by mr muscles that could bench twice my weight was fun[/sp]
[QUOTE=dai;44071726]I also recall telling you guys to stop posting endless walls of girldick[/QUOTE]
I was so very tempted to just post another image and say 'You know you like them really :v:'
But then I remembered that I like Facepunch :/
im a girl with a dick and i cant get off to any of that shit up there
it just seems so played up and shitty and like "nooo gain some weight and dont get boobjobs and PLEASE DONT WEAR SO MUCH MAKEUP"
not to mention that most of the time it's labelled with "tranny" and "shemale"
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;44070636]Girls with penises. Ewwww why just why[/QUOTE]
Does it matter if these girls have dicks or vaginas? You won't get them either way
[QUOTE=Loribird;44074002]
not to mention that most of the time it's labelled with "tranny" and "shemale"[/QUOTE]
If this is really bothering you, keep in mind that it's porn and that this isn't the only thing that may have a name that is not so pleasant.
[URL="http://www.pornmd.com/live-search"]I mean seriously look at what people are looking up.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Call Me Kiwi;44074216]If this is really bothering you, keep in mind that it's porn and that this isn't the only thing that may have a name that is not so pleasant.
[URL="http://www.pornmd.com/live-search"]I mean seriously look at what people are looking up.[/URL][/QUOTE]
Heh, clicked that and the third thing to show up was "pre teen".
[QUOTE=Call Me Kiwi;44074216]If this is really bothering you, keep in mind that it's porn and that this isn't the only thing that may have a name that is not so pleasant.
[URL="http://www.pornmd.com/live-search"]I mean seriously look at what people are looking up.[/URL][/QUOTE]
This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen, where are they getting these results from?
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Supper model sex
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japanese packmans
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Poop blowjob girl, What the shit
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Cum eating instructions
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Burger vagina
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real life porn
[QUOTE=Loribird;44074002]not to mention that most of the time it's labelled with "tranny" and "shemale"[/QUOTE]
the porn community isn't really renowned for choosing polite terminology, and they know it's what people are searching the most for so they'll keep labeling things to draw in the most revenue
[QUOTE=The golden;44074743]It does get a little annoying after awhile when every second video says whore, bitch, slut, cumdumpster, etc etc.
Like is it really that hard to just say woman/girl/lady?[/QUOTE]
well i mean, theyre meant to sound exciting. Example:
"Blonde woman gives head" becomes "Pasty bitch takes it in the FACE"
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but yeah its annoying
[QUOTE=The golden;44074743]It does get a little annoying after awhile when every second video says whore, bitch, slut, cumdumpster, etc etc.
Like is it really that hard to just say woman/girl/lady?[/QUOTE]
On porn sites It happens to everything (except for straight men, at least I never see it) though. You often see "faggy cum hungry boy eating 3 dicks", "whore gets her pussy melted by a hung dude" and so on.
Like, people go to porn sites when they are horny and sometimes they are so horny that their talk becomes very dirty (and unecessary). I know it can be annoying but I don't expect the videos to be titled "nice boy spreading kindness to 3 very lovely guys ;)"
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