• What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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i would totally garrus and im not ashamed to admit it [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/callumshell1/1386098477250.png[/img]
[QUOTE=pentium;43117383]Ironic how this comes from someone who likes snakes.[/QUOTE] The split tongue looks nothing like the forked tongue of a snake, it is more of like having two tentacles sticking out of your mouth to me :v:
So I was talking to a friend on steam the other day, and he said [quote]2:50 p.m. - RoriHuntr Mk2 AntiBully Crusader: tfw i actually find some SFM stuff fappable[/quote] And then posted this [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6NjimMmoVbA/UhUX_Q5KAAI/AAAAAAAAEuc/UzLrPv3V4ZA/s320/RigTest+Elizabeth02.gif[/img] Y/N?
Ellowas have some really nice stuff
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43128441]So I was talking to a friend on steam the other day, and he said And then posted this [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6NjimMmoVbA/UhUX_Q5KAAI/AAAAAAAAEuc/UzLrPv3V4ZA/s320/RigTest+Elizabeth02.gif[/img] Y/N?[/QUOTE] YES
[IMG]http://cs310430.vk.me/v310430575/5099/r32DqbdAWHM.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43128441]So I was talking to a friend on steam the other day, and he said And then posted this [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6NjimMmoVbA/UhUX_Q5KAAI/AAAAAAAAEuc/UzLrPv3V4ZA/s320/RigTest+Elizabeth02.gif[/img] Y/N?[/QUOTE] [url]https://mega.co.nz/#!aZ0BVILa!DNaXnHuoftyWxleX6t5c4EfEru5XlgFewNymXsoBtIs[/url]
Guess I could contribute on the topic [IMG]http://a.pomf.se/d9c4j.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43121232]That guy on the bottom is gonna regret that nipple piercing. [/QUOTE] Forgive me if I'm missing something, not exactly a topic I'm familiar with, but why is that?
[QUOTE=Thunderz;43128549]-drawn sex-[/QUOTE] Man anything from Drawn Sex or Tram Param is really weird.
[QUOTE=Scot;43126206]i would totally garrus and im not ashamed to admit it [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/callumshell1/1386098477250.png[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wfR6sp5.jpg[/IMG] Ohhhh Garrus~
A hammer?
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43129874]A hammer?[/QUOTE] How else do you get a Turian hole open
[QUOTE=Thunderz;43128549]*Something Vaguely Remembrance*[/QUOTE] I'm gonna stop thinking about this before I- [B][I]FUCKING DAMNIT.[/I][/B] It's from that show on Disney about that spy mom and daredevil dad.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43130309]I'm gonna stop thinking about this before I- [B][I]FUCKING DAMNIT.[/I][/B] It's from that show on Disney about that spy mom and daredevil dad.[/QUOTE] Replacements.
[T]http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/762234ffc698ce036b6b117065928b3f[/T] I don't know why I'm making my first post in months in here but why the hell not I guess
[QUOTE=tufguy;43132747][T]http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/762234ffc698ce036b6b117065928b3f[/T] I don't know why I'm making my first post in months in here but why the hell not I guess[/QUOTE] That's a big package.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;43129219]Forgive me if I'm missing something, not exactly a topic I'm familiar with, but why is that?[/QUOTE] Let's just say it's not very hard to get one of those ripped out by accident.
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43119972]Vocaloids literally make me want to sink Japan.[/QUOTE] For someone so into weird shit, you're very judgmental.
[QUOTE=tufguy;43132747][T]http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/762234ffc698ce036b6b117065928b3f[/T] I don't know why I'm making my first post in months in here but why the hell not I guess[/QUOTE] Thinking about taking a dick that big makes my ass want to go run and hide. [editline]10th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Samiam22;43128441]So I was talking to a friend on steam the other day, and he said And then posted this [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6NjimMmoVbA/UhUX_Q5KAAI/AAAAAAAAEuc/UzLrPv3V4ZA/s320/RigTest+Elizabeth02.gif[/img] Y/N?[/QUOTE] Wow, the quality of that animation is really impressive.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;43132815]That's a big package.[/QUOTE] The thing with large bulges/dicks is that at first you're thinking "That looks big and fun/delicious" but then logic kicks in and you realise that you'd be left with an asshole like a yawning hippo and that's not fun.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43129874]A hammer?[/QUOTE] Grunt has a line in Mass Effect 2 about a memory he has from the cloning tank, about a turian's head being opened with the claw end of a hammer.
[QUOTE=isnipeu;43133236] Wow, the quality of that animation is really impressive.[/QUOTE] You can go to ellowas website and commission a porn short for a small fortune.
[QUOTE=isnipeu;43133236]Thinking about taking a dick that big makes my ass want to go run and hide.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but think about how awesome it'd be for grinding on people
I wonder what it would be like to have a stupidly large cock.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43128441]So I was talking to a friend on steam the other day, and he said And then posted this [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6NjimMmoVbA/UhUX_Q5KAAI/AAAAAAAAEuc/UzLrPv3V4ZA/s320/RigTest+Elizabeth02.gif[/img] Y/N?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OsIu2J8.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=The golden;43136381]Probably a constant embarrassment and source of frustration.[/QUOTE] Plus you'd get light headed and tear your jeans every time you got a boner.
[QUOTE=The golden;43136526]I was thinking more of having your fly zipper getting embedded into your penis every time you got hard :v:[/QUOTE] I had that, and it felt like my balls were about to pop so I never wore jeans ever since. Joggers seem fit.
ON THE TOPIC OF BIG DICKS; [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/furfaggotry/nertlash.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/1369648270.dewclawpaw_dracosketch_hyperversion_dew.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/zU7gi.jpg[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/1358890379.suckmcjones_bng%2Bmcjoness.png[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/furfaggotry/creepy%20obsessions/Tal/3a3988771f244c2ef37e5337e90d4119.jpg[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/e43018d1f7bc21d7fc708a2e49b9335b.jpg[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/00c7f72bf94a2f670afeaa00b26c28e6.png[/t] [img]http://media.salon.com/2009/12/lets_get_dick_cheney_on_facebook-1280x960.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Rents;43136679][img]http://media.salon.com/2009/12/lets_get_dick_cheney_on_facebook-1280x960.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That's a pretty fucking big dick mate.
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