What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44121347][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce49f16e3208fe2ff971017952d26d74/tumblr_n1dbfzocdb1sikrzjo1_250.gif[/img]
Flaccid is nice.[/QUOTE]
Flaccid is only nice when they're showers and not growers.
Warmth and sincerity
Call it saccharine, but I'm sick of pretty girls (in porn or otherwise) being cunty and/or fake
[QUOTE=HyperTails;44122312]stupid porn faces
[t]https://31.media.tumblr.com/196bcf24d9aed7a24b54e2ed55030b4d/tumblr_mia41e1cxK1r91onro1_500.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
His asshole looks like a pair of lips making those duck lips thing.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;44123124]His asshole looks like a pair of lips making those duck lips thing.[/QUOTE]
wow fuck you god damn it
[QUOTE=artDecor;44122488]Warmth and sincerity
Call it saccharine, but I'm sick of pretty girls (in porn or otherwise) being cunty and/or fake[/QUOTE]
A hundred times this. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Rents;44117601][img]https://24.media.tumblr.com/6cdba46d2ef7521043befa2076421ddb/tumblr_n0r5jb6JXz1qbgb3mo2_1280.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
MGS4 Raiden is sexier imo.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/SXGg6df.jpg[/t]
But his attitude in that game makes me want to pull my hair out.
Nah, there's something about the angles and the sections his 'ware in MGR that's really nice.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/uaAzj3E.jpg[/img]
[editline]4th March 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Stren;44123849]Nah, there's something about the angles and the sections his 'ware in MGR that's really nice.[/QUOTE]
The blockyness definitely adds to the cool-factor of his character in MGR, but it's a step away from any sort of attractive features he had in MGS4.
[QUOTE=Qaus;44123865]The blockyness definitely adds to the cool-factor of his character in MGR, but it's a step away from any sort of attractive features he had in MGS4.[/QUOTE]
Those CNT muscle fibers pack the power of a jackhammer into DAT ASS, though.
[editline]4th March 2014[/editline]
Yeah, my mild cyborg fetish didn't help during my MGR playthrough. At all.
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;44121281][img]http://i.imgur.com/OrSAJh6.png[/img]
Oh my. <3 Bob[/QUOTE]
Literally what the fuck are you even doing?
Chief and Apollo are the best villagers dude
[t]http://i.imgur.com/JygJCIm.jpg[/t]
hopefully
maybe even with oculus rift support
[QUOTE='[Green];44121615']If I could decide what my dream girlfriend has as a hobby, it'd either be European swordsmanship or non-Eastern martial arts.
I mean sure, instruments are cool too, but if I had to choose an instrument, it'd be her voice. Nothing like the sound of an angel. Or a succubus, w/e[/QUOTE]
You just made me think of something... somehow, in a high school of 600 students, I knew quite a few very interesting and talented women, including:
1) A competitive airsoft player (big gamer and total turbo nerd too)
2) National-level fencer (sword of choice is the Epee and she is damn good)
3) Singer (put out an album recently... she's not too big yet but she's become quite popular locally, especially among her community)
4) Artist (her paintings are in galleries around town, she's likely to start becoming nationally known at this rate)
So there is two of the things you asked for right there. I don't think anyone did any non-Eastern martial arts because that's not very common here outside of military guys doing Krav Maga or Russian shit.
Could you just fuck off
seriously
you're not helping me in any shape or form
like i feel sorry for acting like a dick towards you but this feeling of jealousy :v:
and no, it's not just "i wanna fuck them all" but i would so badly just want to like, have a conversation with them
though fucking them wouldn't be a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination :v:
Take it to the PMs, dude.
Content; [url=http://puu.sh/6XjQc]Linked cause[/url][sp]ponies[/sp]
More Animal Crossing?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/J2JfES0.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Blazedol;44121361]Mr. E, you scare me.
I like you.[/QUOTE]
Why do I scare you?
[QUOTE=Mudkipslol;44127506]More Animal Crossing?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/J2JfES0.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Animal Crossing is the most sexual E-rated game in the world
There's unintentional innuendo everywhere.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/chE9fUk.jpg[/img]
I didn't edit any of his default phrases or nicknames, either :v:
I know I'm a few pages late for waifus but
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Sable Able <3
[editline]4th March 2014[/editline]
Wait, people are right now discussing animal crossing villagers? That's fucking weird and accidental.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;44117510]The cloudy eyes so blindness leaves? A character that's canonically blind? Stories? Pre-fucking interviews some porns do? I don't know. If I had thought things out more I wouldn't have stepped into a potentially horrifying thread.[/QUOTE]
I almost got with a blind girl once. We were interrupted though and decided not to try it again. It was, strange, mainly due to the fact that i was constantly thinking that she doesn't even know what i looked like.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44128454][img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=347936&dateline=1393885499[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=211419&dateline=1393080201[/img][img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=347936&dateline=1393885499[/img]
[editline]4th March 2014[/editline]
my auto.
best ac
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XS4b9i2.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=nnanna;44133134]best ac
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XS4b9i2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Best pic I have of her is this.
[thumb]http://puu.sh/7jyfz.png[/thumb]
Still prefer Sable though...
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Double Is pretty neat.
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;44133335][t]http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/041b3747479cc5e5fb3fe9a50530c749/1111598%20-%20Double%20Skullgirls.jpg/[/t]
Double Is pretty neat.[/QUOTE]
I have to agree with you on that, I'm more of a fan of painwheel though.
[IMG]http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/9ba6a77d66ea409c75a21afaa7153e88/1317961%20-%20Painwheel%20Skullgirls%20brain_drain.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N13pbzU.jpg[/IMG]
why is there so few anthro amphibians
frogs rock
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;44133499][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N13pbzU.jpg[/IMG]
why is there so few anthro amphibians
frogs rock[/QUOTE]
This doesn't even look anything why what huh
I'm not sure if the porn here is making me sick or the Mexican lasagna I had.
[editline]5th March 2014[/editline]
[sp]That shit was cash.[/sp]
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