• What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=bitches;44146594]I don't like hair as a thing because it soaks up sweat and oils. And a literal bush is just intensely unappealing, come ON. Itchy wiry bramble, no thanks. Head hair is exempt because we don't sweat into it unless you're in the Sahara.[/QUOTE] Actually, this is partially incorrect. Pubic hair stops a lot of gunk from going into the genitals themselves. Whereas dicks can have foreskin (which some idiots have removed for silly reasons) to protect them from unhygienic matter, vaginas benefit from pubic hair collecting it instead. It's a kind of a buffer. Of course, this means you need to clean it just like you would have to wash the underside of your foreskin, but it's preferable to scrub some hair clean than to deal with an internal infection. As for head hair not being sweat on, this is also untrue. A very large majority of body heat is expelled through the head as well as most of water. Just because you can't wipe beads of sweat off your forehead doesn't mean you're not evaporating water through your skin pores. On top of this head hair gets oily just as well if you don't clean it, so that argument is really incorrect. THAT SAID, pubic hair and head hair can both be home for certain pests such as louses in your head or crabs in your groin. That's best avoided by trimming it into a reasonable length and cleaning it regularly, on both men and women. This isn't aesthetic opinions, this is a fact. Pubic hair has real benefits. Also did you know that completely shaved crotches on women cause slimier vaginas. I don't mean wet, I mean slimy. This is because all that dirt can go directly into the vagoo and the way the vagina tries to clean it is similar to snot. It generates a mucous substance that the dirt is bound into and then hopefully wiped off by the woman or washed away.
[QUOTE='[Green];44146752']Also did you know that completely shaved crotches on women cause slimier vaginas. I don't mean wet, I mean slimy. This is because all that dirt can go directly into the vagoo and the way the vagina tries to clean it is similar to snot. It generates a mucous substance that the dirt is bound into and then hopefully wiped off by the woman or washed away.[/QUOTE] This is turning me on more than it should.
[QUOTE='[Green];44146752'](which some idiots have removed for silly reasons)[/QUOTE] Now you've done it, you've stirred up the hornets nest. R.I.P thread.
[QUOTE='[Green];44146752']Also did you know that completely shaved crotches on women cause slimier vaginas. I don't mean wet, I mean slimy. This is because all that dirt can go directly into the vagoo and the way the vagina tries to clean it is similar to snot. It generates a mucous substance that the dirt is bound into and then hopefully wiped off by the woman or washed away.[/QUOTE] Whelp, now I have a better understanding of this comic: [img]http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-fBNzBfc/0/950x10000/i-fBNzBfc-950x10000.jpg[/img] And I wish I didn't.
inflation/bursting [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/OHSHIT/1393585293.crimsoneclipse_sl1burst.png[/t]
you must really love the deviantart appreciation thread..
[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;44148578]you must really love the deviantart appreciation thread..[/QUOTE] I have standards to not wank to ms paint shit
[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/cdc87e5db52a047f62d460f5f817b0e0/tumblr_n1u7cfRiEY1srvl0do1_500.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44149032][img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/cdc87e5db52a047f62d460f5f817b0e0/tumblr_n1u7cfRiEY1srvl0do1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Her face is frozen in fear
[QUOTE=Samiam22;44145363]i tried shaving my pubic hair once fuck, felt like having a hedgehog stuck inside my underwear[/QUOTE] it was like that for me the first time as well. but i kept doing it and I can't stand body hair. i just shave everything shit is really nice when it's really smooth
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44149032][img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/cdc87e5db52a047f62d460f5f817b0e0/tumblr_n1u7cfRiEY1srvl0do1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE] where is that from or who made it?
Come on, 30 seconds in google image search. [url]http://pizzaglover.tumblr.com/[/url]
i wonder what i did cause i tried to do that earlier but nothing showed up i might have gotten side tracked and forgot there were any results :v:
On a side note, the original creator of big booty shy girl was good old Noli.
noil?
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44149948]On a side note, the original creator of big booty shy girl was good old Noli.[/QUOTE] Shit, I didn't mean to rate this dumb. I meant to click to the next page and for some reason my view jumped as I clicked. :v:
[QUOTE=nnanna;44149957]noil?[/QUOTE] Also sorry I ment [url=http://noillart.tumblr.com/]Noill[/url]
[QUOTE=Alice3173;44149985]Shit, I didn't mean to rate this dumb. I meant to click to the next page and for some reason my view jumped as I clicked. :v:[/QUOTE] It's no big deal, you can refresh the page and re-rate anyway.
[QUOTE=_Axel;44150284]It's no big deal, you can refresh the page and re-rate anyway.[/QUOTE] I did already but I have a habit of rating things weirdly all the time as it is so I felt I should clarify.
[img]https://24.media.tumblr.com/0e00039584ef73b6a8ce5facfc990eae/tumblr_n20rtbKWpg1qbcsofo1_r1_1280.png[/img]
my blade wolf cant possible be this cute
[QUOTE=Rents;44153376][img]https://24.media.tumblr.com/0e00039584ef73b6a8ce5facfc990eae/tumblr_n20rtbKWpg1qbcsofo1_r1_1280.png[/img][/QUOTE] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/YlfwUth.jpg[/thumb][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/fDv7BCS.jpg[/thumb][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/fe6NZTM.jpg[/thumb] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ilz0Uy1.png[/img] [i]dat ass[/i]
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;44133272]Best pic I have of her is this. [Animal Crossing Isabelle] Still prefer Sable though...[/QUOTE] [url=http://daihasthe.tumblr.com/post/78810522023/plotify-c85-by]reblagged a thing for you[/url]
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;44148351]inflation/bursting[/QUOTE] Inflation I can somewhat understand, but bursting sounds like a really bizarre fetish. I didn't even know that was a thing.
[QUOTE=bitches;44155260] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ilz0Uy1.png[/img] [i]dat ass[/i][/QUOTE] no one will ever be able to have a finer ass than snake-san~
relevant [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/71368030/MGR/1392853682364.jpg[/img] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/71368030/MGR/1392862988566.jpg[/img]
Booty Wolf.
[QUOTE=Rufia;44155464]Inflation I can somewhat understand, but bursting sounds like a really bizarre fetish. I didn't even know that was a thing.[/QUOTE] Well to me the pop is pretty much the climax with the inflation being the build-up.
[IMG]http://31.media.tumblr.com/1adb7be280b162133de197db663eb3da/tumblr_mlyjf6p62b1rlhjg1o1_500.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;44146301][img]http://i.imgur.com/1WL499d.jpg[/img] Guess what my favorite Starbound race is guys. Go on, guess. [sp]It's the Glitch[/sp][/QUOTE] I was joking about sex with avians the other day: "Since they have cloacas you would be doing vaginal and anal at the same time"
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