• What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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I must say I'm very impressed that a dick wont fit into my screen.
[QUOTE=Rents;43136679][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/zU7gi.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Humminahumminahummina
Why even wear a skirt if everything flops out like that? That must be indecent exposure. I NEED AN ADULT or a centaur
[QUOTE=Desuh;43136315][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OsIu2J8.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I understand where he's coming from, but he doesn't really get a choice.
I like that he said that cause after that we got a lot of Elizabeth NSFWSFM and R34
[QUOTE=Rents;43136679]ON THE TOPIC OF BIG DICKS; [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/zU7gi.jpg[/t] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/furfaggotry/creepy%20obsessions/Tal/3a3988771f244c2ef37e5337e90d4119.jpg[/t] [/QUOTE] Hrrrrnnnngg... I want more! No, I MUST have more!
[QUOTE=EcksDee;43137831]I like that he said that cause after that we got a lot of Elizabeth NSFWSFM and R34[/QUOTE] Reverse psychology. The clever bastard.
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43105054]It doesn't turn me on unless it squeals and claws at me while I fuck it[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Trekintosh;43105289]You'd love my ex, then :v:[/QUOTE] I went on a date with a girl a few years back. It went so well I decided to break my own rule about sleeping with a girl on the first date. She had leopard print sheets, leopard blanket, leopard pillows... I noticed it was a little odd, but quickly let it pass, seeing nothing else of note in her room. She comes out of the bathroom with just leopard panties on. I don't clue in though, it's a dark room and I'm kinda soaking in the rest of her and my jeans are feeling pretty damn tight. She starts coming to the bed normally but then I think I hear growling. The second time I definitely hear it, and it most definitely is coming from her. And I see she is now making a clawing motion with her hands. My guard is rapidly going up, but not fast enough: she pounces on me, growling, scratching, and bites my neck hard enough to draw blood. Now I'm scared out of my mind and feeling extreme anger, and I pull her off of me and toss her along the floor. At first she looks like she's going to tackle me again, but then she sits back, watching, biting her lips while I gather my clothes and get the fuck out of there. She was incredibly beautiful, fit, and witty. Lots of charm in her, very bubbly. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why no one wanted to take her out. Now I know. She tried to get in touch with me for months after, and told everyone about what happened. Not to be mean, but because she thought it was amazing that I could so easily resist her. She also told just about everything else, from how well the date went to how big my dick was. An entire school of people who know that much about me. Amazing. Even more amazing was that only one friend had made a joke about cats, and no one made fun of me. I think everyone just felt sorry for me.
sounds amazing I am literally fucking jelly OH THAT REMINDS ME [img]http://asset-7.soup.io/asset/2524/7341_7eab.jpeg[/img]
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;43138229]I went on a date with a girl a few years back. It went so well I decided to break my own rule about sleeping with a girl on the first date. She had leopard print sheets, leopard blanket, leopard pillows... I noticed it was a little odd, but quickly let it pass, seeing nothing else of note in her room. She comes out of the bathroom with just leopard panties on. I don't clue in though, it's a dark room and I'm kinda soaking in the rest of her and my jeans are feeling pretty damn tight. She starts coming to the bed normally but then I think I hear growling. The second time I definitely hear it, and it most definitely is coming from her. And I see she is now making a clawing motion with her hands. My guard is rapidly going up, but not fast enough: she pounces on me, growling, scratching, and bites my neck hard enough to draw blood. Now I'm scared out of my mind and feeling extreme anger, and I pull her off of me and toss her along the floor. At first she looks like she's going to tackle me again, but then she sits back, watching, biting her lips while I gather my clothes and get the fuck out of there. She was incredibly beautiful, fit, and witty. Lots of charm in her, very bubbly. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why no one wanted to take her out. Now I know. She tried to get in touch with me for months after, and told everyone about what happened. Not to be mean, but because she thought it was amazing that I could so easily resist her. She also told just about everything else, from how well the date went to how big my dick was. An entire school of people who know that much about me. Amazing. Even more amazing was that only one friend had made a joke about cats, and no one made fun of me. I think everyone just felt sorry for me.[/QUOTE] She'll probably be a [B]cougar[/B] when she's older :v:
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;43138229]I went on a date with a girl a few years back. It went so well I decided to break my own rule about sleeping with a girl on the first date. She had leopard print sheets, leopard blanket, leopard pillows... I noticed it was a little odd, but quickly let it pass, seeing nothing else of note in her room. She comes out of the bathroom with just leopard panties on. I don't clue in though, it's a dark room and I'm kinda soaking in the rest of her and my jeans are feeling pretty damn tight. She starts coming to the bed normally but then I think I hear growling. The second time I definitely hear it, and it most definitely is coming from her. And I see she is now making a clawing motion with her hands. My guard is rapidly going up, but not fast enough: she pounces on me, growling, scratching, and bites my neck hard enough to draw blood. Now I'm scared out of my mind and feeling extreme anger, and I pull her off of me and toss her along the floor. At first she looks like she's going to tackle me again, but then she sits back, watching, biting her lips while I gather my clothes and get the fuck out of there. She was incredibly beautiful, fit, and witty. Lots of charm in her, very bubbly. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why no one wanted to take her out. Now I know. She tried to get in touch with me for months after, and told everyone about what happened. Not to be mean, but because she thought it was amazing that I could so easily resist her. She also told just about everything else, from how well the date went to how big my dick was. An entire school of people who know that much about me. Amazing. Even more amazing was that only one friend had made a joke about cats, and no one made fun of me. I think everyone just felt sorry for me.[/QUOTE] Ever seen the movie May?
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;43138229]I went on a date with a girl a few years back. It went so well I decided to break my own rule about sleeping with a girl on the first date. She had leopard print sheets, leopard blanket, leopard pillows... I noticed it was a little odd, but quickly let it pass, seeing nothing else of note in her room. She comes out of the bathroom with just leopard panties on. I don't clue in though, it's a dark room and I'm kinda soaking in the rest of her and my jeans are feeling pretty damn tight. She starts coming to the bed normally but then I think I hear growling. The second time I definitely hear it, and it most definitely is coming from her. And I see she is now making a clawing motion with her hands. My guard is rapidly going up, but not fast enough: she pounces on me, growling, scratching, and bites my neck hard enough to draw blood. Now I'm scared out of my mind and feeling extreme anger, and I pull her off of me and toss her along the floor. At first she looks like she's going to tackle me again, but then she sits back, watching, biting her lips while I gather my clothes and get the fuck out of there. She was incredibly beautiful, fit, and witty. Lots of charm in her, very bubbly. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why no one wanted to take her out. Now I know. She tried to get in touch with me for months after, and told everyone about what happened. Not to be mean, but because she thought it was amazing that I could so easily resist her. She also told just about everything else, from how well the date went to how big my dick was. An entire school of people who know that much about me. Amazing. Even more amazing was that only one friend had made a joke about cats, and no one made fun of me. I think everyone just felt sorry for me.[/QUOTE] I honestly don't see why you didn't keep her. She's certainly a feisty one. :v:
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;43138136]Hrrrrnnnngg... I want more! No, I MUST have more![/QUOTE] FA's broken as fuck at the moment but [url=http://www.furaffinity.net/user/riptideshark]character[/url] and [url=http://www.furaffinity.net/user/strype]artist[/url] for the first and [url=http://www.furaffinity.net/user/talash]character[/url] and [url=http://www.furaffinity.net/user/showkaizer]artist[/url] for the second.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;43138229]I went on a date with a girl a few years back. It went so well I decided to break my own rule about sleeping with a girl on the first date. She had leopard print sheets, leopard blanket, leopard pillows... I noticed it was a little odd, but quickly let it pass, seeing nothing else of note in her room. She comes out of the bathroom with just leopard panties on. I don't clue in though, it's a dark room and I'm kinda soaking in the rest of her and my jeans are feeling pretty damn tight. She starts coming to the bed normally but then I think I hear growling. The second time I definitely hear it, and it most definitely is coming from her. And I see she is now making a clawing motion with her hands. My guard is rapidly going up, but not fast enough: she pounces on me, growling, scratching, and bites my neck hard enough to draw blood. Now I'm scared out of my mind and feeling extreme anger, and I pull her off of me and toss her along the floor. At first she looks like she's going to tackle me again, but then she sits back, watching, biting her lips while I gather my clothes and get the fuck out of there. She was incredibly beautiful, fit, and witty. Lots of charm in her, very bubbly. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why no one wanted to take her out. Now I know. She tried to get in touch with me for months after, and told everyone about what happened. Not to be mean, but because she thought it was amazing that I could so easily resist her. She also told just about everything else, from how well the date went to how big my dick was. An entire school of people who know that much about me. Amazing. Even more amazing was that only one friend had made a joke about cats, and no one made fun of me. I think everyone just felt sorry for me.[/QUOTE] Resistance to sexual female influence. Surprised she took it that well. Also fortunate she actually complimented your resistance to her kinkiness. My guess is she is impressed by strong will or something.
[QUOTE=EcksDee;43138327]sounds amazing I am literally fucking jelly[/QUOTE] oh my
You're mr. jelly I only fuck ms./mrs. jelly unfortunately [editline]10th December 2013[/editline] i'll do my best to accommodate though
When my girlfriend says "cum inside me"
chubby curvy plane ladies [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/bbe6ff9fa0c412e436da25bfec88ee3f/tumblr_mq4fvcD4xg1rnfnbto1_r1_1280.jpg[/t] [QUOTE=Bordellimies;43114197]Split tongues are a bit hit/miss, some of them look pretty gross but some of them can look really good[T]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2jj0Yiel1r0xpyao1_400.gif[/T] [editline]whoa[/editline] [/QUOTE] well this is a fetish I didn't know I had
[QUOTE=Hailedbean;43140142]When my girlfriend says "cum inside me"[/QUOTE] its a massive turn on when saying it too
[IMG]https://31.media.tumblr.com/a2660a384afa604d3b019084486da507/tumblr_mxmcibDkdY1r03h1ao1_250.png[/IMG] Anyone want a [sp]cock[/sp] acola?
[QUOTE=blessed;43141814][IMG]https://31.media.tumblr.com/a2660a384afa604d3b019084486da507/tumblr_mxmcibDkdY1r03h1ao1_250.png[/IMG] Anyone want a [sp]cock[/sp] acola?[/QUOTE] Wouldn't the bottle-cap hurt? Assuming that it's made out of metal.
[IMG]https://31.media.tumblr.com/150aafd1708ead609baec6e35cdc502f/tumblr_mxmcibDkdY1r03h1ao2_250.png[/IMG] Would you rather have the [sp]willy[/sp]bottle?
[QUOTE=code_gs;43141836]Wouldn't the bottle-cap hurt? Assuming that it's made out of metal.[/QUOTE] Nah, hemorrhoids add texture for your next lover! It's an improvement! [sp]no no no no no[/sp]
Isn't that supposed to be a joke though?
[QUOTE=EcksDee;43138327]sounds amazing I am literally fucking jelly OH THAT REMINDS ME [IMG]http://asset-7.soup.io/asset/2524/7341_7eab.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE] hahaha but seriously that's what a lot of guys were saying. Apparently she was also a total nympho and had an insatiable sex drive. I didn't stick around long enough to find out, but I guess some guys like cats enough to go for it. [QUOTE=Shark Bones;43138795]Ever seen the movie May?[/QUOTE] Can't say I have. [QUOTE=Yahnich;43138779]wait how did she know how big your dick was if you were still in jeans or is your dick so big you see it through your jeans[/QUOTE] She was feeling me up through my pants, got them part of the way undone. She was god damn fast. Even then, that was seriously a moment of "my mind says no but my body...", I thought I was going to break my dick in my jeans.
Gurant's approval.
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[QUOTE=LVL FACTORY;43144587]If ur gonna post fat girls at least post the ones that don't look like old hags[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, let's just quote that shit now. Awesome.
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[QUOTE=FlakAttack;43138229]I went on a date with a girl a few years back. It went so well I decided to break my own rule about sleeping with a girl on the first date. She had leopard print sheets, leopard blanket, leopard pillows... I noticed it was a little odd, but quickly let it pass, seeing nothing else of note in her room. She comes out of the bathroom with just leopard panties on. I don't clue in though, it's a dark room and I'm kinda soaking in the rest of her and my jeans are feeling pretty damn tight. She starts coming to the bed normally but then I think I hear growling. The second time I definitely hear it, and it most definitely is coming from her. And I see she is now making a clawing motion with her hands. My guard is rapidly going up, but not fast enough: she pounces on me, growling, scratching, and bites my neck hard enough to draw blood. Now I'm scared out of my mind and feeling extreme anger, and I pull her off of me and toss her along the floor. At first she looks like she's going to tackle me again, but then she sits back, watching, biting her lips while I gather my clothes and get the fuck out of there. She was incredibly beautiful, fit, and witty. Lots of charm in her, very bubbly. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why no one wanted to take her out. Now I know. She tried to get in touch with me for months after, and told everyone about what happened. Not to be mean, but because she thought it was amazing that I could so easily resist her. She also told just about everything else, from how well the date went to how big my dick was. An entire school of people who know that much about me. Amazing. Even more amazing was that only one friend had made a joke about cats, and no one made fun of me. I think everyone just felt sorry for me.[/QUOTE] Give me her address. I'd be all over that, no joke. A little violence in bed can only be a good thing.
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