• What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44165505][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9182fd752da9fa780f60607f39de504/tumblr_n1zvcw0ui51rpvmgho1_250.gif[/img][/QUOTE] i hate when I start pissing semen too
[QUOTE=Samiam22;44165525]didn't you say you weren't bi[/QUOTE] isn't this thread of people saying it isn't gay to like cocks? etc etc
[QUOTE=Samiam22;44165240][url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk[/url] if you insist[/QUOTE] well that was weird oh japan, you so crazy seriously though those licking and sucking noises had me laughing more than aroused
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44165505][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9182fd752da9fa780f60607f39de504/tumblr_n1zvcw0ui51rpvmgho1_250.gif[/img][/QUOTE] i don't understand the angle if he's laying down with his feet on the wall, his dick is facing his chest and face if he's leaning on a wall looking down, his dick is still decently past his knee so how is he cumming on his leg? is there WIND??
[QUOTE=bitches;44166848]i don't understand the angle if he's laying down with his feet on the wall, his dick is facing his chest and face if he's leaning on a wall looking down, his dick is still decently past his knee so how is he cumming on his leg? is there WIND??[/QUOTE] Dick pointed over leg, cums, gravity in effect.
[QUOTE=bitches;44166848]i don't understand the angle if he's laying down with his feet on the wall, his dick is facing his chest and face if he's leaning on a wall looking down, his dick is still decently past his knee so how is he cumming on his leg? is there WIND??[/QUOTE] Let me use this highly technical diagram too show you. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3UH4OOl.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;44166981]Let me use this highly technical diagram too show you. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3UH4OOl.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Post of the year. Everyone go home. This cannot be beaten.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;44167433]Post of the year. Everyone go home. This cannot be [B][U]beaten.[/U][/B][/QUOTE] Well....
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;44167433]Post of the year. Everyone go home. This cannot be beaten.[/QUOTE] But you don't want to be defeated? [sp]Hee-Hee[/sp]
Ladies and Gentlemen [url=http://bad-dragon.com//products/equinerump]Bad Dragon now sells horse butts[/url] [editline]8th March 2014[/editline] And of course the image they show is the butts in MLP colors :v:
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44169442]Ladies and Gentlemen [url=http://bad-dragon.com//products/equinerump]Bad Dragon now sells horse butts[/url] [editline]8th March 2014[/editline] And of course the image they show is the butts in MLP colors :v:[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/00226_full.jpg[/IMG] They're not hiding it at all jfc they know their audience just want to fuck a cartoon pony real bad
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;44169471][IMG]http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/00226_full.jpg[/IMG] They're not hiding it at all jfc they know their audience just want to fuck a cartoon pony real bad[/QUOTE] They make animal and fable genitalia. Why would you think they don't know their audience?
We only sell [i]realistically[/i] colored horse buttholes 'round here *limited edition "hickory smoked" available upon request
[QUOTE=dai;44170167]We only sell [i]realistically[/i] colored horse buttholes 'round here *limited edition "hickory smoked" available upon request[/QUOTE] [I]I just wanted to eat breakfast[/I]!
[QUOTE=The golden;44170382]Just think - somebody had to sit there and stare at a horses anus for several hours while he made the model to be turned into a 3D product.[/QUOTE] And who the hell would sell it if he didn´t tested it :v:?
[QUOTE=The golden;44170382]Just think - somebody had to sit there and stare at a horses anus for several hours while he made the model to be turned into a 3D product.[/QUOTE] I don't think those things are that accurate. How would you know what a dragon vagina looks like? Also, I think I read somewhere once that they molded the inside from real females. They basically must have put some molding stuff into their "model"'s vagina. I'd be lying if I said that I'm surprised dildos attract female employees, but that sorta job...
[QUOTE=The golden;44170382]Just think - somebody had to sit there and stare at a horses anus for several hours while he made the model to be turned into a 3D product.[/QUOTE] I'm more terrified by the thought that someone had to answer the question "does it feel the same?" Saying "yes" does mean the product is a success but also implies [I]you fucked a horse[/I] and now everyone is aware that someone did this.
[QUOTE=MIPS;44170639]I'm more terrified by the thought that someone had to answer the question "does it feel the same?" Saying "yes" does mean the product is a success but also implies [I]you fucked a horse[/I] and now everyone is aware that someone did this.[/QUOTE] They probably just used a human anus model. Why the hell would one do that for a real animal? It would be costly, and probably illegal. Not to mention unhealthy.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44170782]They probably just used a human anus model. Why the hell would one do that for a real animal? It would be costly, and probably illegal. Not to mention unhealthy.[/QUOTE] There's real dicks, wouldn't surprised me if someone did a butt.
Dont box assault me guys but i would buy one if i had loads of disposable money :v:
[QUOTE=Minimal;44170865]Dont box assault me guys but i would buy one if i had loads of disposable money :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/231/230182/HeresyStamp.1.png[/img] EXTERMINATUS IS IN EFFECT
[QUOTE=Minimal;44170865]Dont box assault me guys but i would buy one if i had loads of disposable money :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=535613&dateline=1391324230[/img] who would've guessed
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;44170927][img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=535613&dateline=1391324230[/img] who would've guessed[/QUOTE] And, let's just end it at that and avoid any further complications.
[QUOTE=Stoffy;44171113]And, let's just end it at that and avoid any further complications.[/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=347936&dateline=1393885499[/img]
I don´t want to give them ideas, but they could make a replica of a horse penis for the female audience. Oh fuck.
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;44171266]I don´t want to give them ideas, but they could make a replica of a horse penis for the female audience. Oh fuck.[/QUOTE] They already have two versions of horse penis :v:
Yeah, but they still don't beat the "Thor" dildo.
forget the horses asses, i'm still waiting on my bowling pin. [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca7b0a43f19bd184b5d88137b277fd28/tumblr_mvrchhYi6X1spp5dyo2_500.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=The golden;44171159]Are we seriously now picking on people because of their avatars?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=463144&dateline=1391471197[/IMG] lol nice ava[b]tard[/b] dweeb. [sp]Just kiddin your a cool shark dude.[/sp]
[QUOTE=blessed;44171644]forget the horses asses, i'm still waiting on my bowling pin. [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca7b0a43f19bd184b5d88137b277fd28/tumblr_mvrchhYi6X1spp5dyo2_500.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Dude what I'm not even going to question why your pepsi cans look like that. It's just weird man
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