• What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Silent Bang;44202116]I hate life. These look like really pretty woman. They just shouldn't have dicks[/QUOTE] We won't stop. we have developed entirely new technology to zap dicks on all attractive women. soon they will all have dicks mwahahahaahahah
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;44202116]I hate life. These look like really pretty woman. They just shouldn't have dicks[/QUOTE] Dicks are nice
[QUOTE=KleinerHl;44202426]Dicks are nice[/QUOTE] I like to think that God is a sculptor, and he just spent weeks and weeks making the precise curves and edges to create each individual vagina. Then on day 6, a couple hours before his company project was due, they informed him that he was running out of time. So he just took a bunch of clay, rolled it in his hands, and slapped it on a guy, then squeezed two more bits of clay into balls and threw it on.
Its just the fact that, yuno, they look attractive. But have penises. Like, why can't the fucking ugly ones had dicks. The one that look like guys. Dicks are gross man. I mean why would you like a meat tube up your butt?
-nvm-
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44202897]clay, rolled it in his hands, and slapped it on a guy, then squeezed two more bits of clay into balls and threw it on.[/QUOTE] I recently learned that guys have balls to keep the semen cold so that you can have sex anytime. So I guess he kinda helped us there
[QUOTE=commander204;44204720]I recently learned that guys have balls to keep the semen cold so that you can have sex anytime. So I guess he kinda helped us there[/QUOTE] Sadly he also made it so that they are one of the most, if not the most sensitive parts of the male body.
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;44204678]Its just the fact that, yuno, they look attractive. But have penises. Like, why can't the fucking ugly ones had dicks. The one that look like guys. Dicks are gross man. I mean why would you like a meat tube up your butt?[/QUOTE] This coming from the guy that likes batter everywhere and whisks stuck in the ass.
Tbh I don't think they're very attractive
I love it when a girl isn't a beefcake but still looks like they could beat my ass
[QUOTE=bitches;44198015]well jeez how bad can it be it's not like it's mind-breaking stockholm syndrome rape unless it is [/QUOTE] y-yeah it is hit the nail on the head
[QUOTE=susquehanna;44206722]y-yeah it is hit the nail on the head[/QUOTE] Post it anyway, just link if you think people will hate it
It's interesting how the typical sensitivity of erogenous zones are reflective of their importance to the human body, as if your subconscious self is being aroused by the risk/reward of having someone's mouth close enough to lick your ear or neck. If they're intentions aren't terribly benevolent, they could easily cause damage to your senses, or fatal damage outright, but the thought of them acting on the power they have over you, and still not wanting to cause damage, would easily lead you to believe that they'd be down 2 fuck. and I probably just recited a high school biology lesson that everyone already had, but don't no one say talking about sex can't be intriguing.
But why would that be limited to the ear or neck? Shouldn't your eyes, for example, also be erogenous zones by the same argument?
1) Sanitation 2) Its not normal to have anything close to your eye even if it is intimate 3) I can't even put eye drops into my own eyes let alone someone else close to them ( I know I cant be the only one)
The [i]last[/i] time Silent Bang posted his whining on the subject of chicks-with-dicks, I pointed out that he does so whenever they get posted. There's nothing hateful or harmful in the images, so mentioning it EVERY time that he doesn't like it just goes to show that he's intentionally shitstorming. hopefully our guardian angel will notice this trend [editline]11th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Call Me Kiwi;44209079]1) Sanitation 2) Its not normal to have anything close to your eye even if it is intimate 3) I can't even put eye drops into my own eyes let alone someone else close to them ( I know I cant be the only one)[/QUOTE] pretty much if everyone started licking their eyeballs we'd all be blind
I'm pretty sure eyeball licking was a thing in Japan for a little while.
[QUOTE=SamPerson123;44209155]I'm pretty sure eyeball licking was a thing in Japan for a little while.[/QUOTE] No don't I don't wanna see this again. Please don't why would you say this. Post doorknob licking or something but not that.
yeah didnt a bunch of people get eye infections?
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;44204678]Dicks are gross man. I mean why would you like a meat tube up your butt?[/QUOTE] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage#Prostate_massage_as_sexual_practice"]Prostate massage as sexual practice[/URL] You should look into it
[QUOTE=bradleigh;44209173]yeah didnt a bunch of people get eye infections?[/QUOTE] Apparently not. [url]http://www.snopes.com/media/goofs/eyeballlicking.asp[/url] [editline]11th March 2014[/editline] Not that it isn't gross.
That article discredits the news stories, but surely licking eyes is still an unsafe practice.
[QUOTE=bitches;44209785]That article discredits the news stories, but surely licking eyes is still an unsafe practice.[/QUOTE] No more than licking someone else's poop chute. [editline]oh hamburgers[/editline] Don't do both though because then you're just asking for trouble
ass to eye oral not even once
[QUOTE=Paramud;44209801]No more than licking someone else's poop chute.[/QUOTE] Sticking your tongue in the chocolate box might make you pretty sick; sticking stuff in your eye might render it blind. I think it's safe to say one is a lot worse than the other.
[QUOTE=Paramud;44209801]No more than licking someone else's poop chute. [editline]oh hamburgers[/editline] Don't do both though because then you're just asking for trouble[/QUOTE] In both situations you would get shit on your face.
[QUOTE=bradleigh;44209173]yeah didnt a bunch of people get eye infections?[/QUOTE] The more you [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBjgpwgYmFw"]know[/URL]
[QUOTE=bradleigh;44209857]ass to eye oral not even once[/QUOTE] talk about giving someone the stink eye
I think i should do a handy explenation to fetishes and how they relate to eachother because some people are all like "Why dont you like that? You like that other thing which i think is worse" [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45707598/fetish.png[/t] I guess? That's the way I see it.
From "Shit that gets you mad" [QUOTE=artDecor;44206604]How little conscious control I have over what gets me hard. Basically, using my cerebral cortex is a death sentence for my boner, which makes it difficult to talk about my fetishes.[/QUOTE]
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