What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=mastfire;44355039]most women at my work wear yoga pants[/QUOTE]
I had to train a mexican woman in yoga pants at work today. She introduced herself by saying "you can call me shorty." I wanted to scream "YOU ARE A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE."
[QUOTE=Frustration96;44354970]
[t]http://puu.sh/7Jvpb.jpg[/t]
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This hair color is my kryptonite.
[QUOTE=Dunsparce;44356709]This hair color is my kryptonite.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Red_kryptonite]Red kryptonite[/url] is a mineral from the planet Krypton that removes inhibitions from Kryptonians and humans alike
So you have an uncontrollable urge to fuck eh?
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;44351238][img]http://a.pomf.se/dqulqm.gif[/img]
Oh yeah, this is the good shit.
[sp]It's giving me a semi. Help.[/sp][/QUOTE]
So.......
anyone got a source?
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;44351238][img]http://a.pomf.se/dqulqm.gif[/img]
Oh yeah, this is the good shit.
[sp]It's giving me a semi. Help.[/sp][/QUOTE]
He has a massive dick.
[sp]I can only imagine what that must feel like[/sp]
[QUOTE=slayer20;44357188]He has a massive dick.
[sp]I can only imagine what that must feel like[/sp][/QUOTE]
Probably feels like *splort splup glorp blub florp blorp splotch*
[QUOTE=Solomon;44357131]So.......
anyone got a source?[/QUOTE]
Try reverse google search if you're curious
[QUOTE=Solomon;44357131]So.......
anyone got a source?[/QUOTE]
[url=http://wattchewant.tumblr.com/]This, apparently...[/url]
There's also a [url=http://gfycat.com/MixedWickedGrassspider]1080p Gfycat[/url] version of it as well as a [url=http://gfycat.com/SameNastyArabianhorse]Messy version[/url]. The source also has 720p versions, but where's the fun in that low of a resolution?
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;44357207]Probably feels like *splort splup glorp blub florp blorp splotch*[/QUOTE]
More like *Wort wort wort wort*
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Kemono makes me rock hard
[url]http://horobox.co.uk/u/sammun_1395865064.png[/url]
[url]http://horobox.co.uk/u/sammun_1395902892.png[/url]
[QUOTE=Solomon;44357131]So.......
anyone got a source?[/QUOTE]
this rabbit hole goes much deeper
[img]http://a.pomf.se/mxtlml.gif[/img]
Gooey
I'm trying to figure out what material that's supposed to be but every time I get close the way it's moving stops me from making the logical conclusion.
My guess is a synthetic mix of rubber and titanium.
[QUOTE=Daemon White;44357587]My guess is a synthetic mix of rubber and titanium.[/QUOTE]
25% Rubber 25% Titanium 50% Ass
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;44351238][img]http://a.pomf.se/dqulqm.gif[/img]
Oh yeah, this is the good shit.
[sp]It's giving me a semi. Help.[/sp][/QUOTE]
20 years ago they never thought we'd see computer-generated porn that looks real
[QUOTE=bitches;44357656]20 years ago they never thought we'd see computer-generated porn that looks real[/QUOTE]
Nobody could have predicted that monstrosity
Nobody
honestly how does the person who animated that sleep at night jesus
probably doing other things besides sleeping
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;44357688]Nobody could have predicted that monstrosity
Nobody
honestly how does the person who animated that sleep at night jesus[/QUOTE]
with big $$$ from commissions
[QUOTE=person11;44357810]probably doing other things besides sleeping[/QUOTE]
Eating poptarts and drinking milk? That's what I do when I can't sleep.
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qzyoXsZhY4k/URTN63FmKyI/AAAAAAAACyA/ABDwDm8mT98/s1600/Nineteen-Eighty%20Four%201984%20Big%20Brother.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/LordExor/universe2_copy.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/LordExor/censorship.jpg[/IMG]
Isn't that hot?
Old, but this. Unfailingly.
[URL="http://imgur.com/a/GTprX/"]http://imgur.com/a/GTprX/[/URL]
[QUOTE=Foobagooba;44357921]Old, but this. Unfailingly.
[URL="http://imgur.com/a/GTprX/"]http://imgur.com/a/GTprX/[/URL][/QUOTE]
I'm gay but this shit's hilarious
[t]http://i.imgur.com/3hGLK.png[/t]
fwappafwap
The faces in that is more gold than the porn.
[QUOTE=Foobagooba;44357921]Old, but this. Unfailingly.
[URL="http://imgur.com/a/GTprX/"]http://imgur.com/a/GTprX/[/URL][/QUOTE]
Hey, isn't that the guy who also makes those freaky deaky guro paper cut-out porn things?
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;44359650]Hey, isn't that the guy who also makes those freaky deaky guro paper cut-out porn things?[/QUOTE]
yeah, clicking his username you can find this [URL="http://imgur.com/a/XuRtU"]link[/URL]
[QUOTE=nnanna;44359733]yeah, clicking his username you can find this [URL="http://imgur.com/a/XuRtU"]link[/URL][/QUOTE]
Good thing I can delete browser history :D
[QUOTE=nnanna;44359733]yeah, clicking his username you can find this [URL="http://imgur.com/a/XuRtU"]link[/URL][/QUOTE]
what the actual unholy fuck
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