What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Jojje;44390661]...Random picture of Tony and Sid?[/QUOTE]
yes. they're cute to me..
[editline]29th March 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;44390678]Can we get a giant fucking banner over every page of this thread that says NO PORN DUMPS in [B]huge[/B] flashing pink font?[/QUOTE]
it isn't porn though :/ I don't know how to make the images smaller.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44390687]it isn't porn though :/ I don't know how to make the images smaller.[/QUOTE]
I think he means no massive image dumps in general, porn or not.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44390687]yes. they're cute to me..
[editline]29th March 2014[/editline]
it isn't porn though :/ I don't know how to make the images smaller.[/QUOTE]
A: Use [noparse][t][/t][/noparse] tags to make thumbnailed images.
B: You're only supposed to post one or two images per post in this thread. It's been stated and restated many times by Dai.
A helpful tip is linking all the images other than one and two so people know what the images are going to be and can follow if they want to.
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;44390756]A: Use [noparse][t][/t][/noparse] tags to make thumbnailed images.
B: You're only supposed to post one or two images per post in this thread. It's been stated and restated many times by Dai.[/QUOTE]
It's like, 4 mid/small images, calm down.
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;44390787]It's like, 4 mid/small images, calm down.[/QUOTE]
There were 3 large images too. i cut them so he wouldn't combust :c
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44390628]
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ae31da829d90ab4275e2c13b34de845/tumblr_mz3fpb56NA1qcqqpjo1_r1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Was that Brendan Fraser during George of the Jungle?
Good movie.
[QUOTE=Blazedol;44390163]Pfft, why fuck Gardevoir when you have THIS.
[IMG]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/7/7c/124Jynx.png/250px-124Jynx.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
What does nicki minaj have to do with anything?
[QUOTE=for no reason;44391155]What does nicki minaj have to do with anything?[/QUOTE]
Real talk.
[URL="http://www.ynaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Nicki-Minaj.jpg"]Nicki is fucking horrifying.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Blazedol;44391187]Real talk.
[URL="http://www.ynaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Nicki-Minaj.jpg"]Nicki is fucking horrifying.[/URL][/QUOTE]
i personally don't like her, but she's pretty when her face isn't caked with makeup and wigs
[url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XUPsYkxjExQ/Ux4CZ4qtiyI/AAAAAAAAbgg/4p2EImC0k2Y/s1600/Nicki-Minaj-Cabo-2.jpg"]1[/url]
[url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mQS8uOhhLz8/Ux4Ca4IrupI/AAAAAAAAbgo/ANfSFQfokOs/s1600/Nicki-Minaj-Cabo-3.jpg"]2[/url]
[url="http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-10-at-10.38.42-AM.png"]3[/url]
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;44390787]It's like, 4 mid/small images, calm down.[/QUOTE]
She had several significantly larger images but was kind enough to snip them. Thanks, HV.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44390628][IMG]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9fulybCS21qzd7muo1_1280.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Great job retard, you're gonna break your shoulder firing that.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44391232]i personally don't like her, but she's pretty when her face isn't caked with makeup and wigs
[url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XUPsYkxjExQ/Ux4CZ4qtiyI/AAAAAAAAbgg/4p2EImC0k2Y/s1600/Nicki-Minaj-Cabo-2.jpg"]1[/url]
[url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mQS8uOhhLz8/Ux4Ca4IrupI/AAAAAAAAbgo/ANfSFQfokOs/s1600/Nicki-Minaj-Cabo-3.jpg"]2[/url]
[url="http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Screen-Shot-2014-03-10-at-10.38.42-AM.png"]3[/url][/QUOTE]part of me wants to think she's hot, but she's just so fucking obnoxious when she's performing that it kills my mood
[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;44389900]jesus chirst, what the fuck.
...what's the show? looks like fun to watch.[/QUOTE]
Elfen Lied is one of the shows there. I like it.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;44394246]you do realize that's photoshop painted right[/QUOTE]
It's not far off from the real thing.
Nicki Minaj probably had implants..
[sp]she did.[/sp]
This pretty much;
[img]https://31.media.tumblr.com/5bfbc937b22f9e58f188f401f8eaed6c/tumblr_n1acs1tiqw1r0h4dto1_500.jpg[/img]
From the Hot Girls thread.
Queefing turns me on a lot for some reason. One time I was eating my girlfriend out when she queefed in my face. I almost orgasmed right there.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;44394883]This pretty much;
[img]https://31.media.tumblr.com/5bfbc937b22f9e58f188f401f8eaed6c/tumblr_n1acs1tiqw1r0h4dto1_500.jpg[/img]
From the Hot Girls thread.[/QUOTE]
My mum has the same iPhone cover
[QUOTE=seano12;44394922]Queefing turns me on a lot for some reason. One time I was eating my girlfriend out when she queefed in my face. I almost orgasmed right there.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y4B552Rk-c[/media]
[QUOTE=Nitro836;44389874]Also cute. I guess that's what it gets for wearing a skirt while possessing very feminine characteristics and a pokedex entry about guardian angel-like tendencies and devotion toward its trainer.[/QUOTE]
It helps that it's one of the most humanoid of all the Pokemon. She's a fairy ballroom dancer for cryin' out loud.
Her Mega Evolution isn't helping either.
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/0037fddda6c98505195835b59ba8df98/tumblr_my8rw0dP9S1r2be5yo1_500.png[/img]
It's too cute.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;44395103]It helps that it's one of the most humanoid of all the Pokemon. She's a fairy ballroom dancer for cryin' out loud.
Her Mega Evolution isn't helping either.
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/0037fddda6c98505195835b59ba8df98/tumblr_my8rw0dP9S1r2be5yo1_500.png[/img]
It's too cute.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=235677&dateline=1396133510[/img]
No amount of X's could say how much I disagree with that.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvEWNlcefAw[/media]
I love her voice.
[QUOTE=seano12;44394922]Queefing turns me on a lot for some reason. One time I was eating my girlfriend out when she queefed in my face. I almost orgasmed right there.[/QUOTE]
You have a girlfriend?
Christ I feel bad for her.
[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;44395481]You have a girlfriend?
Christ I feel bad for her.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry we have an open relationship we've been dating for two weeks.
We both enjoy long walks on the beach and Tom Clancy books.
[QUOTE=Wolf532;44395365]
mmmm, blueberries[/QUOTE]
Third one's ok, the artwork is fairly good.
[QUOTE=seano12;44395497]Don't worry we have an open relationship we've been dating for two weeks.
We both enjoy long walks on the beach and Tom Clancy books.[/QUOTE]
An open relationship? That means that she could have sex with another man and become [I]used goods[/I].
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