What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Trekintosh;44395539]An open relationship? That means that she could have sex with another man and become [I]used goods[/I].[/QUOTE]
Wow man that was like how long ago? Feels like 2 months ago but it's been about a month. You guys helped me realize that I was wrong so I learned to just enjoy life and not worry about petty things.
I believe I have posted everything that turns me on in this thread. I dare not post more women with pubic hair for you fine gentlemen as in induces vomiting for some.
yo could u give me the number to that $300 hooker i need to lose my virginity like now
Oh yeah Candy? Sure, but you're in California right?
[QUOTE=seano12;44395803]Oh yeah Candy? Sure, but you're in California right?[/QUOTE]
I swear, your entire existence on this forum is just satire and trolling.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44395377]No amount of X's could say how much I disagree with that.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvEWNlcefAw[/media]
I love her voice.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQJrM09jbU[/media]
Damn, I couldn't look away from her face. Amazing voice, too.
[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;44395481]You have a girlfriend?
Christ I feel bad for her.[/QUOTE]
Don't you have to feel bad for blind people by default though?
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I am reminded of when I read Gullivers travels, and the Lilliputans calculated that Gulliver had to consume about 1728 times as much food as the average Lilliputan.
is it bad that mother-daughter things turn me on.
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;44397043]is it bad that mother-daughter things turn me on.[/QUOTE]
No kinks are bad unless it ends in hurting someone against their consent
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;44397043]is it bad that mother-daughter things turn me on.[/QUOTE]
No
[sp]i like mother/son stuff[/sp]
\[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44390628][img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9fulybCS21qzd7muo1_1280.jpg[/img]
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I don't care how ripped you are, this is never a good idea.
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;44397339]\
I don't care how ripped you are, this is never a good idea.[/QUOTE]
It's a great idea if you're an idiot and want to show it.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;44396992]Don't you have to feel bad for blind people by default though?[/QUOTE]
I'm not blind.
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;44397339]\
I don't care how ripped you are, this is never a good idea.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a very big person and I can shoot a 12 gauge one handed like that, it's really not bad depending on your load. Shooting bird or buck shot is easy like that, shooting slugs is when you'll start injuring yourself, especially a 3".
On-topic: Fem looking twinks, I guess.
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I need to get some more razor blades now that I think about it. Haven't done that in a while
you guys hurt his ego
[img]http://i.imgur.com/p8lpbfv.png[/img]
he can't get it up anymore
[editline]30th March 2014[/editline]
i don't mean to spam these photoshops though
if a nsfw porn thread is allowed in the photoshop subforum i'd be glad to make one
[QUOTE=bitches;44399326]you guys hurt his ego
[img]http://i.imgur.com/p8lpbfv.png[/img]
he can't get it up anymore
[editline]30th March 2014[/editline]
i don't mean to spam these photoshops though
if a nsfw porn thread is allowed in the photoshop subforum i'd be glad to make one[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna say this turns me on, to justify you keeping posting them. Laughter is being turned on, right?
I'm turned on by you being turned on by floppy fool arms.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44395377][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvEWNlcefAw[/media]
I love her voice.[/QUOTE]
This is the strangest and best cover I have ever heard.
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/e6dc12adad2d96415d02cf6633d1e5fb/tumblr_mxkd0fIl4W1s0kmruo1_500.gif[/img]
[editline]30th March 2014[/editline]
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44400292][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f3e823cc8c3f955244a6054ce3953a9/tumblr_mje6b7HT6W1ra4318o1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I think someone got a little carried away. Looks fun.
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[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f3e823cc8c3f955244a6054ce3953a9/tumblr_mje6b7HT6W1ra4318o1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
yo he looks like filthy frank
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[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f3e823cc8c3f955244a6054ce3953a9/tumblr_mje6b7HT6W1ra4318o1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
This kind of reminded me of the greatest movie ever.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAAcYTCibY[/media]
The scene in question involves weird mutant monster girl prostitutes.
You'll get the picture at the 4:05 mark.