What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43176966]Yeah that's just how porn is. Would you rather see a girl boned by an average or below average dong? Or a whole polearm?
Besides it helps sell crap products to "enhance yourself".[/QUOTE]
Main reason I dislike japanese porn even though I fucking love japanese girls. Average asian dick is the size of a limp noodle. I'm not gay but she's gotta be fucked by something decent.
[QUOTE=pentium;43178402]Is that even healthy? I wasn't aware the large intestines could allow for that much shifting of their position.[/QUOTE]
Some people manage much much more.
[img]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/6/mvi54183.gif[/img]
[url]http://videos.toypics.net/view/1569/compilation-2-extended/[/url]
[QUOTE=Cold;43178570]Some people manage much much more.
[img]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/6/mvi54183.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Seen bigger, this one guy looked like he was made of rubber
[QUOTE=Cold;43178570]Some people manage much much more.
[img]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/6/mvi54183.gif[/img]
[url]http://videos.toypics.net/view/1569/compilation-2-extended/[/url][/QUOTE]
This is a dude.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;43178594]This is a dude.[/QUOTE]
Really?
[QUOTE=Cold;43178596]Really?[/QUOTE]
yeah, he's a crossdresser furry on reddit known as "kidsune"
E: gah how am i supposed to know youre being sarcastic through text
or you could just notice the bouncing lump in front
That looks painful..
...Yet my boner won't stop
How can a real dick be any fun once you're had that wtf
[QUOTE=EcksDee;43178821]How can a real dick be any fun once you're had that wtf[/QUOTE]
Take both at the same time?
Might as well rent out your asshole as storage space after that.
[QUOTE=slayer20;43179046]Take both at the same time?[/QUOTE]
i wonder if theres an established world record for most dicks in an asshole at once
On the topic of my love for garter belts, these are some examples;
[IMG]http://ifap.co/images/70PGz.jpg[/IMG]
And Stoya in a garter? Oh my.
[IMG]http://ifap.co/images/YSWio.jpg[/IMG]
I can't find any of the particular pictures I've seen previously that I thought were incredible, but it just has that 'framing' effect, really shows off some beautiful curves on the right person...
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43179119]i wonder if theres an established world record for most dicks in an asshole at once[/QUOTE]
I think its 7.
[QUOTE=jackattack;43179494]I think its 7.[/QUOTE]
Are you the record holder? is that how you know?
[QUOTE=EcksDee;43179582]Are you the record holder? is that how you know?[/QUOTE]
why dont you volunteer to dethrone him?
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;43138229]I went on a date with a girl a few years back. It went so well I decided to break my own rule about sleeping with a girl on the first date. She had leopard print sheets, leopard blanket, leopard pillows... I noticed it was a little odd, but quickly let it pass, seeing nothing else of note in her room. She comes out of the bathroom with just leopard panties on. I don't clue in though, it's a dark room and I'm kinda soaking in the rest of her and my jeans are feeling pretty damn tight. She starts coming to the bed normally but then I think I hear growling. The second time I definitely hear it, and it most definitely is coming from her. And I see she is now making a clawing motion with her hands. My guard is rapidly going up, but not fast enough: she pounces on me, growling, scratching, and bites my neck hard enough to draw blood.
Now I'm scared out of my mind and feeling extreme anger, and I pull her off of me and toss her along the floor. At first she looks like she's going to tackle me again, but then she sits back, watching, biting her lips while I gather my clothes and get the fuck out of there.
She was incredibly beautiful, fit, and witty. Lots of charm in her, very bubbly. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why no one wanted to take her out. Now I know. She tried to get in touch with me for months after, and told everyone about what happened. Not to be mean, but because she thought it was amazing that I could so easily resist her. She also told just about everything else, from how well the date went to how big my dick was. An entire school of people who know that much about me. Amazing. Even more amazing was that only one friend had made a joke about cats, and no one made fun of me. I think everyone just felt sorry for me.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like me but with a vagina.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43179607]why dont you volunteer to dethrone him?[/QUOTE]
I volunteer my black hard shaft to see the true king of butt sexes sit on the throne of anal whoredom.
i regret coming here
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;43178594]This is a dude.[/QUOTE]
Pft, as if that's meant to change anything.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;43178594]This is a dude.[/QUOTE]
In the words of Terry Brooks: "A hole's a hole."
[QUOTE=EcksDee;43179582]Are you the record holder? is that how you know?[/QUOTE]
I wish.
[sp]I was dick number 5[/sp]
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;43180787]In the words of Terry Brooks: "A hole's a hole."[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/emQBD7I.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Samiam22;43178389]So, one thing I find is pretty hot
Stomach bulges[/QUOTE]
I kinda' like it, but at the same time it doesn't look particularly healthy for the one on the receiving end. Like, I wasn't even aware that that stuff happened outside of hentai.
[QUOTE=Rufia;43181482]I kinda' like it, but at the same time it doesn't look particularly healthy for the one on the receiving end. Like, I wasn't even aware that that stuff happened outside of hentai.[/QUOTE]
I think Mr Hands would agree with you about it not being healthy.
Edit: For the two disagrees Mr. Hands was the nickname for a guy that had sex with horses where they physically mounted him. One time his rectum was perforated by one and instead of seeking medical treatment for it he ignored it and died. It was what then led to the ban on bestiality in washington, USA which closed down the operation of ranches that specifically existed to cater to those into bestiality.
It's also a good example of why not to put a horse dick in your butt.
It also must not be particularly pleasant having an anus the size of a dinner plate.
[QUOTE=Noi;43181471]I absolutely love him[/QUOTE]
why don't you marry him if you love him so much?
[QUOTE=Cold;43178570]Some people manage much much more.
[img]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/6/mvi54183.gif[/img]
[url]http://videos.toypics.net/view/1569/compilation-2-extended/[/url][/QUOTE] Don't really like fisting/really big toys, but damn he looks sexy in that outfit.
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43182318]It also must not be particularly pleasant having an anus the size of a dinner plate.[/QUOTE]
I've heard that responsible play does not extend the size of anything. Mostly from a friend of mine that loves fisting. Not about to check if she is right though.
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