• What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44512542] [img]http://37.media.tumblr.com/4be23b4fdacd037912cd5ba1adf9cb3d/tumblr_n3bdjh32Xe1sl6scoo1_400.gif[/img] [sp]fuck me, then feed me[/sp][/QUOTE] Mother of dog what the hell why don't they have this in America??? I'm so hungry now.
[QUOTE=OldTyrant;44507899][img]https://static1.e621.net/data/af/cb/afcbde653a91f5fd2413b3b6d7e5bc82.png[/img][/QUOTE] Living latex TF type stuff is hot, but I don't like that guy's style (plus his writing is complete wank) [editline]11th April 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44511219]Isn't there a porn character that has a penis for a tounge?[/QUOTE] Most of DNG's art, probably some of Mot's unless he's still too busy doing sphincters.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44512828][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bd1714b3ae3c904b2cd48e8bfd01779/tumblr_n3kq4uDQfB1rt99d1o1_250.gif[/img][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2bbb6b388e65d40648c9217e4e9abe1/tumblr_n3kq4uDQfB1rt99d1o2_250.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Not Surpreme Pizza but fuck me yes folding food.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44503255] [t]http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc2b30d889a7c57264d01bc551572550/tumblr_mwdjq9d50p1rjt9vto6_500.gif[/t] [/QUOTE] I heard an angelic choir sound effect in my head as I scrolled to this.
Hair: Eww No Hair: Yay I can fap to this. Seriously they're all nice asses to me. :c
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44513338]Hair: Eww No Hair: Yay I can fap to this. Seriously they're all nice asses to me. :c[/QUOTE] good for you why not understand that people generally don't like hairy butts and stop complaining about it? i don't care if you post stuff that turn you on but please stop complaining when people don't like whatever you happen to like
Alright, I'm sorry for being a whiner about it. Have a smooth butt [t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/de6866cc38d45494414e1080f1509f30/tumblr_mnwouj5M9S1qf20ezo1_1280.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44513868]Alright, I'm sorry for being a whiner about it. Have a smooth butt [t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/de6866cc38d45494414e1080f1509f30/tumblr_mnwouj5M9S1qf20ezo1_1280.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I like this butt :)
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44512542][sp]fuck me, then feed me[/sp][/QUOTE] Every girl I've offered food after sex has always been like "You want to get food now??" I don't get it, why would you want to fuck on a full stomach, why not fuck then order takeout and eat like greasy slobs in bed afterwards.
Eat, then fuck, then eat again. Maybe even fuck the food. That's absolute perfection right there.
[QUOTE=BackwardSpy;44514173]Maybe even fuck the food.[/QUOTE] Some guys have a fetish for getting their dicks burned. I'm not one of them.
At least it wasn't a hot pocket.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;44514193]We should stop with this food/fuck before Aw3s0m3n3ss comes :v:[/QUOTE] Worry not, he has been told not to post here. If he does he probably will get permabanned.
[QUOTE=BackwardSpy;44514222]At least it wasn't a hot pocket.[/QUOTE] The dick would have melted before it even entered the hot pocket.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;44514534]The dick would have melted before it even entered the hot pocket.[/QUOTE] I can speak firsthand that once some cheese dropped from a hotpocket onto the floor and it burned a hole through to the basement [editline]11th April 2014[/editline] I was on the second floor of the house
what are hot pockets anyway i don't have them here
[QUOTE=Samiam22;44515284]what are hot pockets anyway i don't have them here[/QUOTE] bread pockets filled with cheese and some sort of meat, generally.
My new found dreams of seeing lesbian cat lady sex on my desk are coming true: [img]http://i.imgur.com/DgFl78u.jpg[/img]
But do they have wares???
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;44515382]My new found dreams of seeing lesbian cat lady sex on my desk are coming true: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DgFl78u.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] When the fuck were furry figures made and more importantly where was I to have not been told [editline];[/editline] (Granted those look hideous)
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44515399]When the fuck were furry figures made and more importantly where was I to have not been told [editline];[/editline] (Granted those look hideous)[/QUOTE] [url]http://ravingtoymaniac.ecrater.com/p/6629025/raavia-red-tiger-action-figure[/url] Only one I can find.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44515399]When the fuck were furry figures made and more importantly where was I to have not been told [/QUOTE] Because if Deviantart is any indication, if you cater to people's fetishes, no matter how bizarre and specific, you can wring a massive amount of money out of it on commissions and custom work.
[QUOTE=for no reason;44515389]But do they have wares???[/QUOTE] Only if you have coin.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;44512828][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bd1714b3ae3c904b2cd48e8bfd01779/tumblr_n3kq4uDQfB1rt99d1o1_250.gif[/img][img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2bbb6b388e65d40648c9217e4e9abe1/tumblr_n3kq4uDQfB1rt99d1o2_250.gif[/img][/QUOTE] anyone else find this really sexy for some reason? [img]http://i.imgur.com/Aj5JJtJ.jpg[/img] [url=http://imgur.com/a/reY55]I think I actually understand why there is that "watching girls eat online" craze in korea now[/url]
[QUOTE=Samiam22;44515284]what are hot pockets anyway i don't have them here[/QUOTE] We don't have them in the UK either (at least, I've never seen them) but I've heard tales of their mighty power all over the internet.
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enf/exhibitionism turns me on, but when it's just between two lovers/potential lovers the regular kind gives me indigestion
[QUOTE=artDecor;44518388]enf/exhibitionism turns me on, but when it's just between two people the regular kind gives me indigestion[/QUOTE] What is the "regular kind"?
[QUOTE=Rhenae;44518567]What is the "regular kind"?[/QUOTE][t]http://i.imgur.com/z0KpeR9.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=BackwardSpy;44516820]We don't have them in the UK either (at least, I've never seen them) but I've heard tales of their mighty power all over the internet.[/QUOTE] ive got a box of 15 in my freezer, ham and cheeze [img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-patriot.gif[/img]
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