• What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Doom14;44544819]If you don't know, I wouldn't call it an actual relationship. Then again, the internet is a crazy place. I use to know someone who would pull off a feminine voice to get free shit in TF2. Turns out he was like a six foot six something college linebacker. The very thought is hilariously terrifying.[/QUOTE] You can find people that like same things with internet easily and nothing says perfect match like same interests, of course this can mean that the person you like might not live anywhere near making any sort of relationships hard.
[QUOTE=Doom14;44544819]If you don't know, I wouldn't call it an actual relationship. Then again, the internet is a crazy place. I use to know someone who would pull off a feminine voice to get free shit in TF2. Turns out he was like a six foot six something college linebacker. The very thought is hilariously terrifying.[/QUOTE] I didn't know Keychain was that tall.
[QUOTE=Doom14;44544819]If you don't know, I wouldn't call it an actual relationship. Then again, the internet is a crazy place. I use to know someone who would pull off a feminine voice to get free shit in TF2. Turns out he was like a six foot six something college linebacker. The very thought is hilariously terrifying.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of an old classmate who had an internet relationship for 2 years before his parents took him to the address (which meant they had to drive from Holland to Belgium, might I add) and he found out it was a guy. Apparently they're still friends for no reason I can think of.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;44544840]You can find people that like same things with internet easily and nothing says perfect match like same interests, of course this can mean that the person you like might not live anywhere near making any sort of relationships hard.[/QUOTE] I once had an actual internet girlfriend and we met over world of warcraft. Shame it never worked (1500 miles apart and too young to drive) out the way we hoped because she was quite beautiful. I say go for it if you're not far apart (maybe 400 miles maximum) and she doesn't have an eating disorder [editline]14th April 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;44544884]Reminds me of an old classmate who had an internet relationship for 2 years before his parents took him to the address (which meant they had to drive from Holland to Belgium, might I add) and he found out it was a guy. Apparently they're still friends for no reason I can think of.[/QUOTE] Lost a 'girlfriend', gained a bro. Not too bad right?
[img]https://photos-2.dropbox.com/t/0/AACVbeugRaohz4U9mO_ee5eB5Jka2ANfYiW6rpPpG39mvQ/12/5636656/jpeg/1024x768/3/1397509200/0/2/nertsnosenom.jpg/5jwbcx4njFSAXMh9yLd_eyRIT75eFz9Zy1hOdGNdO8Q[/img] Absolutely adorable as shit to me. If it shows, dropbox mobile gives funny links.
Are you a friend of Rents?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;44544884]Reminds me of an old classmate who had an internet relationship for 2 years before his parents took him to the address (which meant they had to drive from Holland to Belgium, might I add) and he found out it was a guy. Apparently they're still friends for no reason I can think of.[/QUOTE] Friend of mine met his last 3 girlfriends online, it's his go to place as opposed to real life or something. Usually via twitter. First one lasted a week or two, second one actually went to our school and i knew her previously, that ended to other day abruptly because he had met girl number three online. Yes he is a piece of shit, but we love him for some reason.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;44544840]of course this can mean that the person you like might not live anywhere near making any sort of relationships hard.[/QUOTE] 1600 Miles; Five Years Running. Get on my level. [sp]To be fair, a bit of saved money means we got to visit for a week. It just makes, logically, no sense to try to move in together given our current situations.[/sp] I got no content that I haven't posted before, so here: [IMG]http://s2.postimg.org/5mwk1ubmf/190wz.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Doom14;44545782]1600 Miles; Five Years Running. Get on my level. [sp]To be fair, a bit of saved money means we got to visit for a week. It just makes, logically, no sense to try to move in together given our current situations.[/sp] I got no content that I haven't posted before, so here: [IMG]http://s2.postimg.org/5mwk1ubmf/190wz.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Here: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5Qsl2RU.gif[/IMG] [editline]14th April 2014[/editline] Is eye color a turn on for you guys?
I'm fine with any eye color as long as it doesn't look fake
Heterochromia is a turn-off for me because it's plagued with bad photoshops and sparkledogs pretending to be unique. [t]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-u2lZur1qXLY/UBGi5u82l_I/AAAAAAAAAgU/9XyXOSx7af8/s1600/Heterochromia+%28AmyLee%3F%29.jpg[/t]
Brittany Renner's ass. Oh lawdy. [video=youtube;GGBsOwyj7p8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBsOwyj7p8[/video]
Not anymore.
[QUOTE=FreaXx;44547877]Not anymore.[/QUOTE]your avatar fits
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44544458]"If you think having sex with a virtual horse is creepy, you shouldn't be in this thread."[/QUOTE] I'll be honest though, I would be open to viewing porn on the Oculus Rift as long as it was decent. It's just serves to provide another way to enjoy porn and that's always welcome.
[QUOTE=The golden;44547734]I'm surprised that youtube allows a video like that.[/QUOTE] Its down now and I missed it, what was it? Was it good stuff? Is there a re-upload? Did the real slim-shady ever stand up??? SO MANY QUESTIONS
Well, something stood up.
I'm not into argonians, but [img]https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/6f/04/6f04f9488b941e70221328396265fb9a.jpg[/img] I'll make an exception for this picture.
There's something special about femdom where the female is on the top in both control and physicality and isn't even humiliating or putting up a show, just enjoying themselves instead. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NHTgwbZ.jpg[/IMG] Nothing against classic dominatrix stuff but there's something refreshing on just "girls want to have fun, too"
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;44550029][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NHTgwbZ.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]that artist did this shit [t]http://i.imgur.com/08qcQUe.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/iFX3DrO.jpg[/t] Why in the holy mother of fuck is Sonic porn so easy to find? I could swear on my life that every decent color porn artist on the internet has done at least one piece where Sonic has a dong so big and out of place that it looks like it could suddenly fall off, and one piece where Amy is naked, looking no less like a toddler, but posing like she could be the next Jessica Rabbit.
[QUOTE=artDecor;44550228]Why in the holy mother of fuck is Sonic porn so easy to find? I could swear on my life that every decent color porn artist on the internet has done at least one piece where Sonic has a dong so big and out of place that it looks like it could suddenly fall off, and one piece where Amy is naked, looking no less like a toddler, but posing like she has the nerve to be the next [B]Jessica Rabbit.[/B][/QUOTE] Speaking of... [img]http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jessica-rabbit/Jessica-Rabbit-08.jpg[/img]
I have never understood how people could find Jessica Rabbit attractive. That thing is exaggerated to grotesque levels.
[QUOTE=Reds;44550296]I have never understood how people could find Jessica Rabbit attractive. That thing is exaggerated to grotesque levels.[/QUOTE]Her proportions creep me out as well, but her attitude sells it. Besides, she's a toon. Being unrealistic was part of the point.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;44550029]There's something special about femdom where the female is on the top in both control and physicality and isn't even humiliating or putting up a show, just enjoying themselves instead. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NHTgwbZ.jpg[/IMG] Nothing against classic dominatrix stuff but there's something refreshing on just "girls want to have fun, too"[/QUOTE] Why are they floating in the sky on a door?
I think it's supposed to be a stage in the new Smash Bros - that's the punch out guy on bottom. And yeah I agree, light femdom is great.
[QUOTE=Reds;44550296]I have never understood how people could find Jessica Rabbit attractive. That thing is exaggerated to grotesque levels.[/QUOTE] Considering some of the shit I've seen on the internet, she's more on the "realistic" side.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;44549571]I'm not into argonians[/QUOTE] Awful.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;44552375]Awful.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry man. [url=http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121004224417/elderscrolls/images/c/c1/Keerava.png]This[/url] or [url=http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130416230358/elderscrolls/images/6/6e/Deetsan.png]this[/url] just isn't attractive to me. If it makes you feel better, I always play as Argonians. Best race.
[img]http://37.media.tumblr.com/829ce0deffa57f258017339e20faa9dd/tumblr_n41td3n7I71r9x1k6o1_400.gif[/img] [img]https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67huxlgMW1rzalh6o1_500.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;44550029] Nothing against classic dominatrix stuff but there's something refreshing on just "girls want to have fun, too"[/QUOTE] My favorite kind of porn is when the girl is clearly enjoying it. Considering that i have a thing for Asians it's a shame because apparently having sex is the worst thing imaginable to most of them.
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