What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;44633515]I came here to laugh. I posted to say the animation was smooth but not impressive. It didn't really seem on-topic so I added some thoughts. Why, do you care?[/QUOTE]
To say you came here to laugh is dumb, especially since this is the same section that hosts LMAO Pics, but you know, if you want to take the piss out of what others like or find interesting then keep it to yourself and don't post.
effeminate emo boys
[IMG]http://images.sodahead.com/polls/004256007/4644754626_201742019_emo_boys_xlarge_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg[/IMG]
oh my
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41KST6GbzwL._SY300_.jpg[/img]
also these swimsuits
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;44633987]effeminate emo boys
[IMG]http://images.sodahead.com/polls/004256007/4644754626_201742019_emo_boys_xlarge_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg[/IMG]
oh my
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41KST6GbzwL._SY300_.jpg[/img]
also these swimsuits[/QUOTE]
oh my god, yes, this all the way! I don't even know what guys with emo hair are doing trying to pull chicks. This shit is so deliciously gay and probably my biggest turn-on
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;44633272]Smooth, yes. Impressive? No.
Btw this is a great thread to feel good about yourself for not having the world's dumbest sexual preferences. lots of "look away and scroll, comedy gold is around the corner" moments though[/QUOTE]
And you felt the need to say "haha you guys have retarded fetishes, thanks for the ego boost"? Not very nice.
[QUOTE=H4ngman;44634222]oh my god, yes, this all the way! I don't even know what guys with emo hair are doing trying to pull chicks. This shit is so deliciously gay and probably my biggest turn-on[/QUOTE]
I remember when i was 13, I used to be really into emo boys.. even the ones that kissed each other which made no sense because that would make me a fag hag? The whole Sonny Moore movement and black hair/liner tight pants lip ring sad boy myspace lyf thing.. O_o yeesh.
[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;44633946]To say you came here to laugh is dumb, especially since this is the same section that hosts LMAO Pics, but you know, if you want to take the piss out of what others like or find interesting then keep it to yourself and don't post.[/QUOTE]
The kind of humour you find in this thread is different from what you would find in LMAO pics. LMAO pics is just a bunch of 4chan/reddit sympathizers. meme spewing image macro posting cretins. In this thread, nobody is actually trying to be funny and it's 10x more hilarious to read than a comic about spongebob being gangsta, please.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ftW6MBt.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BIGTmn7.jpg[/IMG]
Smaller titties are my shit.
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;44634608]In this thread, nobody is actually trying to be funny and it's 10x more hilarious to read than a comic about spongebob being gangsta, please.[/QUOTE]
The humor you find in this thread is people trying to make this thread any more than a "What turns you on the most" thread.
Also laughing at people posting intentionally disgusting things/reposting to hell.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44634698][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ftW6MBt.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BIGTmn7.jpg[/IMG]
Smaller titties are my shit.[/QUOTE]
like I always say
a small breast is the best
If it's smaller than B there's nothing to see.
AA cup gets a thumbs up.
What turns you on the most V. Breast rhymes
A through D are the tits for me
[sp]I appreciate healthy looking breasts of any size. Except E. That shit's pushing it. Shit sags yo[/sp]
A-B makes me go WEEEEEEEEEEE!
In excitement.
Coz titties excite me.
[QUOTE=for no reason;44635015]A through D are the tits for me
[sp]I appreciate healthy looking breasts of any size. Except E. That shit's pushing it. Shit sags yo[/sp][/QUOTE]
all tits sag
But...but...in porn they don't.
What other lies am I being told by porn?
If my Sister's best friend walks in on me jerking it she won't suck my dick?(hope not, my sis is 10)
All girls aren't bi?
Just going to note that stating a cup size is completely arbitrary since cup size changes with band size.
So a D on a 32" band isn't the same as a D on a 40" band. :v:
It's the proportions that matter~
How else am I supposed to state them?
Big, small, medium?
That's too vague.
Tits are complicated.
Picture examples seems like a good idea :v:
I favor this size breast, although ranging a bit up from there can be good as well
[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/110/0/8/femme_fatale_2_by_easy_shutter-d7fafbx.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/108/f/e/femme_fatale_by_easy_shutter-d7f0fnj.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44635227]How else am I supposed to state them?
Big, small, medium?
That's too vague.
Tits are complicated.[/QUOTE]
Fruit names
So I like a nice...emmm...thin slice of apple.
I looked up banana boobs and got this: [IMG]http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mickey-mouse-boobs.jpg[/IMG]
dis turns me on
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;44633987]oh my
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41KST6GbzwL._SY300_.jpg[/img]
also these swimsuits[/QUOTE]
yes
japan best mizugi
Korean girls>Japanese girls
This tumblr turns me on:[url]http://girlswithbluehair.tumblr.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=for no reason;44635015]A through D are the tits for me
[sp]I appreciate healthy looking breasts of any size. Except E. That shit's pushing it. Shit sags yo[/sp][/QUOTE]
I think you'd be surprised at how big an E actually is. Most girls aren't properly sized, and the social stigma is that anything over a DD is "pornstar" range. A lot of women, when properly sized, are actually going to be in the DD+ range.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;44635216]Just going to note that stating a cup size is completely arbitrary since cup size changes with band size.
So a D on a 32" band isn't the same as a D on a 40" band. :v:
It's the proportions that matter~[/QUOTE]
This also really only matters when you're going from being improperly sized to properly sized. A D is still 4" between band and cup. It doesn't magically become 8" on a 40" band versus a 32" band.
Proportions are everything, though. 4" seems a lot smaller compared to 40", than 4" compared to 32".
There is something about Asians with great asses that just make me go crazy.
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WXBRiUJHYD4/UXPhv8xA1EI/AAAAAAAAE_o/GvADK7GhWVQ/s1600/c48.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf-2/467204/big-asian-ass-in-yoga-pants.jpg[/IMG]
That something is that they're asian and asses are great.
I ain't gay but Lewis Holtby turns me on.
[IMG]http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Lewis-Holtby-during-Tottenham-training-1561910.jpg[/IMG]
no homo, ok maybe a little bit.
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