What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]
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[QUOTE=Rents;44636124][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/696621-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Shark girls are the only girls ever that will probably have the abbility to turn me on.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44636175]Shark girls are the only girls ever that will probably have the abbility to turn me on.[/QUOTE]
I never would've guessed
Try and shag a shark.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44636193]Try and shag a shark.[/QUOTE]
I am not a zoophile.
Put a wig on the shark then.
I'd say this chart applies here. Replace furry where needed:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/btFOoCo.jpg[/IMG]
Which do you think of when you think "shark girls"
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44636251]I'd say this chart applies here. Replace furry where needed:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/btFOoCo.jpg[/IMG]
Which do you think of when you think "shark girls"[/QUOTE]
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Did you guys know that shark skin feels like sandpaper
Now imagine for example cuddling with a shark girl
yeah.
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;44636285]Did you guys know that shark skin feels like sandpaper
Now imagine for example cuddling with a shark girl
yeah.[/QUOTE]
Did you guys know that sharks have fucking blood lust and tear through human flesh easily and fuck shit why a shark of all things goddamnit fuck
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;44636285]Did you guys know that shark skin feels like sandpaper
Now imagine for example cuddling with a shark girl
yeah.[/QUOTE]
That's my biggest turn on
[IMG]http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00224/51989793_SHark_224346c.jpg[/IMG]
Sticking your dick into that wouldn't be fun.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44636301][IMG]http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00224/51989793_SHark_224346c.jpg[/IMG]
Sticking your dick into that wouldn't be fun.[/QUOTE]
Aw3som3ness would fap to this
It'd be worse if it only bit down a bit.
Pulling your dick out would be torture.
This applies I think
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1257859050977.jpg[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/XP7FKV3.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44636301][IMG]http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00224/51989793_SHark_224346c.jpg[/IMG]
Sticking your dick into that wouldn't be fun.[/QUOTE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oqisjlu.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;44636336][img]https://i.imgur.com/XP7FKV3.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I've seen this too many times lately.
Oh fuck yes
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JT9KvPY.png[/IMG]
I want battle bunny renekton now
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;44636285]Did you guys know that shark skin feels like sandpaper
Now imagine for example cuddling with a shark girl
yeah.[/QUOTE]
Rough in one direction and smooth in the other, aw yeah~
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;44636294]Did you guys know that sharks have fucking blood lust and tear through human flesh easily and fuck shit why a shark of all things goddamnit fuck[/QUOTE]
Sharks only really attack humans when they mistake surfboards for seals, we're shitty food to them.
[QUOTE=Rents;44636392]Sharks only really attack humans when they mistake surfboards for seals, we're shitty food to them.[/QUOTE]
If you'd ever get eaten by a shark, you could technically consider yourself as lucky. Well, very unlucky more likely.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;44636301][IMG]http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00224/51989793_SHark_224346c.jpg[/IMG]
Sticking your dick into that wouldn't be fun.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't be the worst thing I've stuck my dick in.
A dodgy conversation about your guys' lecherous intentions with certain animals? It's what gets me off.
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20907409/photos/cutesy/t3ValPk.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Yahnich;44636707]not going to lie i think that's the saddest thing ive read in this thread[/QUOTE]
[sp]He's gay[/sp]
[QUOTE=slayer20;44636330]This applies I think
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1257859050977.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://static1.e621.net/data/89/4b/894b8726242233d01c079dee8f519814.jpg[/IMG]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/Aavp9.jpg[/t]
Nerts and Dom Pyroshark
I wish I could fuck a dolphin at sea world.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44636897][t]http://i.imgur.com/Aavp9.jpg[/t]
Nerts and Dom Pyroshark[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9F2Z1JK.png[/img]
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I genuinely screencapped that like a month ago
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45561413/ONE/IMG_20140423_171100.jpg[/t]
58008 comes to 2014.
[QUOTE=Call Me Kiwi;44636990][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45561413/ONE/IMG_20140423_171100.jpg[/t]
58008 comes to 2014.[/QUOTE]
Hey man, with the right ROM and a little overclocking the nSpire CX is capable of displaying full color 320x240 video at 30fps. I used it to sneak porn into school all the time.
[sp]also it's been around since 2012 or earlier[/sp]
[editline]24th April 2014[/editline]
Graphing calculators turn me on.
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